I’m sorry. I tried so hard. Even when there have been several opportunities to cunt, I have passed them by. But, today, I seem to have reached saturation point.

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS!!!!

Because I have absolutely no interest in any sport whatsoever, I tend to avoid it as much as possible. I understand that a lot of people get a lot of joy from sport, so, as long as I can toodle along and do my own thing, I am happy about this. Just because I don’t like it, don’t spoil it for anyone else.

I put up with the euro footie stuff, which was all the cunts in work talked about for nearly six weeks. It’s OK I thought, I don’t have to watch it, so shut the fuck up. I hardly watch tv anymore, so it’s not a problem. But, the fucking olympics are just on every conceivable media, and there is no escape. So what if we keep winning medals, it’s fucking boring me to tears.

Fuck rowing, double fuck cycling, the prissy immac legged supercunts, fuck them all. Twice. With barbed wire dildos.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

I would like to cunt DRESSAGE.
Don’t need to say anything else really.

Nominated by: Ozmandias

The Olympics is a lot of old wank. It lost all its questionable credibility when they allowed professional athletes and sports wo/men to compete.

The choice of sports is wank too. Why is football in there FFS? We already have the World Cup! Hours and hours of televised bean poles running round and round a fucking track – how riveting. I’d file the

Olympics under ‘just because it can be on TV doesn’t mean it should be’.

Speaking of wanking, the women’s beach volleyball competition is worth a look.

Nominated by: Immitation Yank

The Olympics is a cunt.

Now I actually enjoy some of the events (Womens Volleyball, Track and Field, Table Tennis etc) but what pisses me off is all the washed up ‘Experts’ the BBC drag over there (at the license payers expense). A lot of these cunts never even won a Gold Medal which is what you want to win at an Olympics, Silver and Bronze is for the first and second losers.

Then you have all these new sports there like Football and Tennis, what a cunt. I remember them making certain road lanes in London ‘Olympic Lanes’ so that some cunt could get around quicker than the rest of us road tax payers. Then you have things like Equestrian or whatever the fuck its called with a load of rosy cheeked posh cunts pissing around on a Horse, now if they had Jousting that would be good.

What I am trying to say is that the once great Olympics has now become a cunt. Still watching it though. Pole vaulter Allison Stokke could definitely vault on my pole.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

The Olympics

So many cunts!

So little time!

Nominated by: Dioclese