Modern Parenting (3)

I’d like to deliver a royal cunting to the sharp-elbowed shitcunt ‘modern parents’ who allow their fucking brats to behave like absolute cunts in public. Watching the news earlier, I saw this little shit clambering on the news desk in front of Alastair Stewart, while he was trying to deliver his autocue reading. What did the fucking mother do? Smiled and simpered in that fucking fist-chewingly morose way all modern Bugaboo-wielding shitcunts do.

All kinds of complex socio-political decisions have got us to this point where kids are largely uncontrollable. The liberal left, unsurprisingly, have had a major faeces-smeared hand in fucking up the boundaries of modern parenting. Demonising almost any form of discipline; putting the inclusion, and even fucking opinions of children above the rest of society; decimating the traditional roles of men and women in families, and even expecting teachers to fill all the fucking roles that modern parents increasingly want to rid themselves of – even down to giving them fucking breakfast and counselling.

A few months ago I was at a restaurant with some friends. Notwithstanding it being late on a fucking Friday night anyway, these two utter cuntfucks brought their screaming sprog into the gaff. Once pacified, he then was allowed to wander around the restaurant, putting his fucking hands in other diners’ food and all kinds of fucking liberties until some geezer, quite rightly, roared at the parents for being so shit. They eventually looked up from their fucking smartphones and finally did something at that point. The entitlement and self-importance of these sorts of fucking idiots is off the cunt-charts.

The next time some father of an uncontrollable kid tries to excuse all the banging on your walls/ceiling as being down to them ‘having kids’, tell them “having kids doesn’t fucking exclude you from showing your neighbours a bit of consideration.”

The next time some left-lib-lush tries to argue that her precious sprog “will be your future carer, doctor or local policeman”, tell them that her actually not-so-fucking precious “may equally end up being my future mugger, unscrupulous landlord or crooked financial advisor who tries to diddle me out of my meagre pension.”

And the next time someone tries to tell you it is “society’s responsibility to bring up their kid”, be sure to tell them “fuck off you self-entitled cunthole”, and be sure to tell them that I sent you.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.

Mummy running late

I’d like to Cunt (running late) mothers dropping off or picking up the brats from school.

In the morning they will do anything to get the kids dropped off right at the school fucking gate … I’d a pyjama clad fucking mother drive a good 50 yards up the wrong side of the fucking road (that was my side) so the kid could be dropped off at the gate. I couldn’t figure what was happening as I thought she was only pulling in ‘down the street’ to drop the kid off … No, no, no .. pull in, yes… but keep driving up the wrong side of the road. I’d to pull across the street and she still didn’t acknowledge I was even there.

And at the end of the day .. if you are within a quarter of a mile of any school at around knocking off time.. look out, ‘Late Mummy’ is on her way … she’s late and couldn’t give a fuck about any other road user. She’s had big Winston round since the kids were dropped off, had a bit of a snooze, forgot the time , then suddenly realised her kiddy winkle needs picking up. She can’t be late as her old man will ask her why. She then drives like a fucking maniac to the school gates.

Next time you see a single woman drive like a fucking idiot mid afternoon … check your watch .. it will be ‘the back of three o’clock’, and you will be within the vicinity of a school.


Nominated by: Boilsmypiss



Mumsnet… quite literally a bunch of cunts.

Who gives a shit? Its the managements right to decide, if you look like a granola eating, mountain climbing, liberal democrat, bio aware hippy breast feeder type, the management reserves the right to issue the old ‘off you fuck’. I have no problem with breast feeding in public, because I don’t have to look if I don’t want to, and I could not give a shit otherwise.

What I do give a shit about is some poor sod who wants uphold a certain stiff upper lip standard, and being told he is wrong. My establishment, my rules, feel free to fuck off anytime you don’t want to follow them.

And a word in the shell like of Mumsnet users. You don’t condone smacking, because its YOUR feral, mouth breathing offspring that are the annoying little cunts that should be flogged within an inch of their lives on a daily basis, to stop them from growing up to be big, selfish, self important cunts. But you feel it necessary to impose your way of reasoning with these young imbeciles and not teaching them any real values.

As for protecting your kids, you can rest assured even Jimmy Saville would not have ‘fixed it for them’, come to think of it most pederists would give your fucking irritating, tantrum throwing, self important, pampered little terrorists a wide berth. They are not kids, they are just narcissistic impressions of their parents.

For the love of christ, smack your kids at least once a day, just in case they do something.

Nominated by: The Captain