Selling substandard crap masquerading as gifts and cards is their thing (which makes them cunts)! But the people who order from them are also cunts. The wailing because a load of fuckwits didn’t get their moonpig tat in time for Mother’s Day.

First of all, why would you buy your mum something as ghastly and tasteless as a moonpig product? Secondly, why can’t these cunts get off their lazy arses and go to the newsagents to buy a card? Ordering something online for Xmas is one thing – but a card for your own mother? What sort of cunt does that?

Nominated by: Norman