060514_birthday_cardpage_promo_cartoon (and their customers) are cunts!

Selling substandard crap masquerading as gifts and cards is their thing (which makes them cunts)! But the people who order from them are also cunts. The wailing because a load of fuckwits didn’t get their moonpig tat in time for Mother’s Day.

First of all, why would you buy your mum something as ghastly and tasteless as a moonpig product? Secondly, why can’t these cunts get off their lazy arses and go to the newsagents to buy a card? Ordering something online for Xmas is one thing – but a card for your own mother? What sort of cunt does that?

Nominated by: Norman