I went to see “The Pop Group” play in Islington last night. Always loved the band and forgave them their right-on 6th form politics when they were young enough not to know better. Now here they are, well into their 50s and still banging on about the arms trade and Irish political prisoners.

Therefore, it saddens me after he provided such an entertaining evening, to have to nominate Mark Stewart for a cunting.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound