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Madonna (5) and the VMA

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To ‘celebrate’ her 60th birthday (old fucking witch), old vacuum cleaner cunt has done a photoshoot for diversity propaganda pamphlet, Vogue… Sladge… sorry… Madge is dressed like some fairy queen in a horse drawn carriage with all her little brown kiddies ponced up to the nines…. The old slagbag virtue signals about Malawi and how she adores ‘her’ children… Naturally, how she acquired said brown kiddywinks and her multiple terminations for the sake her ambition and career are not mentioned… A disgusting slagwagon and a terrible human being of a cunt…

Nominated by Norman

And let’s not forget her VMA speech this week. On the subject of which :

This cunting’s like an asteroid waiting to hit the planet. You’ve got to cunt the VMA awards, it’s a crime against humanity not to.

Have you in all your puff ever seen anything like the parade of fat and ugly arses put in front of the public this time.

I swear that the cheeks of that Minaj lady ( whoever the fuck she is) would keep a whale oil lamp running for a year. Black Chyna (don’t know what the fuck she does)… the rendering plant will have to put on an extra shift when she goes and then; Amber Rose (who?) with a slash on her that should have warning signs around it.

When did fat, dimpled, lardy arses and wide open gashes become attractive?
I must have missed the email, give me the 60’s and 70’s style of girl and send these ones back to Budweiser to start pulling the carts again.

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Madonna [6]

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On the day following the death of the great Aretha Franklin, we are consoled by the major news outlets that another female ‘legend’ of music is alive and well, celebrating her 60th birthday.

That would be Madonna, the greatest one-trick pony of them all.

An individual of minimal talent, this cunt has carved out a nice little earner by being ‘provocative’ and being a perfect template for the modern hopefuls by selling her music almost exclusively through the medium of sex for the last four decades.

Her various re-inventions have simply been periodic swings to and from being a slutty exhibitionist when record sales start to dip or rise accordingly. Lauded as a ‘feminine icon’, I think it is fair to say that the dumb cunt has neither the cunning nor the wherewithal to comprehend representing anyone except herself.

Many people, myself included, have been screaming at old Madge to ‘put them away for the lads’ since the 90s. Continuing her various cunt stunts which are so predictable now, like snogging someone a quart of her age in some grizzly stage show, just show what little this cunt has to fall back on. Even in her 80s heyday that really is all she had to offer. But now, as a fucking pensioner, it is beyond nightmarish and it is almost as if those who know her are too afraid to tell her what a foul cunt she now resembles, all semi-naked hanging flesh with the odd fading navvy tattoo.

The greatest displays of Madge’s cuntitide however have been exhibited away from the mic. The whole black ‘n’ white minstrel adoption saga was a tour-de-force in vapid celebrity parenting; more recently she made a declaration to ‘blow up the whitehouse’ at an anti-Trump event, rapidly backtracking that it was taken out of context once it was pointed out she was on the cusp of comitting a criminal offence with such a declaration. And then we have her various public cuntshows involving her subhuman-looking oldest son and Guy ‘just as talentless Mockney cunt’ Ritchie.

I hate this cunt vehemently and the only indiscretion I’ll ‘fess up to was having a bit of a Tommy Tank over her role in Body of Evidence (1993) one dimly-lit evening during puberty. It was a low ebb, and I was going through a dark time. Otherwise, this repulsive fucking cunt has served to keep me abstinent from sins of the knuckle-shuffle variety throughout adulthood.

Madonna – Mother Cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Madonna [4]

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The queen of celebrity whoring has just boiled my piss.

“Madonna says she has been a victim of abuse, bullying, and sexism in her career.”

Well know narcissist nasty cunt Madonna who is such a fucking diva even the cuntmaster general known as Elton “don’t call me Reg” John called her a cunt in an interview. Is now claiming she has been a victim of bullying, sexism and all the other victim cards she can lay her hands on.

The only thing bullying you Maddie is age. You’re so far past it you can’t even see the starting line anymore. Makes it difficult to sell your overrated shite music on the back of sexuality does it? You have had a very successful media aided career but the spot lights moved on and no one who matters gives a shit anymore.

Instead of playing the victim go away and ask yourself why you can’t keep a husband and your son doesn’t want to be around you.

Madonna, fuck off to obscurity and good riddance.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Madonna [3]

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Apparently Madonna is offering oral sex to anyone who votes for Clinton.

That’s a pretty good reason for not voting for her in my book!

Madonna and Clinton – two cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Madonna [2]

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Madonna the ‘ahem’ singer (as opposed to the mother of Jesus) is a cunt.

This talentless trout has foisted her excruciating voice and minimal charisma on a gullible portion of society for nigh on 35 years. I never got Madonna with her reinventions, pointy brassieres and gapped tooth ugliness. Let’s not forget the lengths she went to acquire children.

I could go on and on, just one last rant. Keep your clothes on and your mouth shut, you skanky old cow.

Nominated by: Mummybear