That cunt the archbishop of Canterbury is now urging us to house Syrian refugees,however it must be self-contained and available for at least 12 months.

I asked Granny Fiddler if she fancied moving out of the granny-flat to make way for some peace-loving immigrants. Damn near finished the old trout off..started screaming about kiddie-fiddling sand niggers invading our green and pleasant land, and kicked my Afghan hound right up the arse.

I rang the good Archbishop to ask advice and he said to ”choke the racist old bag with a packet of Werther Originals” What a iobbie-jabbing,god-bothering true cunt.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

A very large proportion of religious people are the sneakiest, dishonest most hypocritical cunts you are likely to run into with Welby being no exception! The sneaky cunt soon turned his words around in an interview though. “Welby said he was certain, however, about the existence of Jesus, even talking about his presence beside him”. Which i’m sure was the sneaky cunts intention in the first place via his underhanded soundbite.

Hmmm – so Welby doubts the existence of god but he is certain about the existence of jesus….well as I remember it jesus was the son of god so if god doesn’t exist?…thick twat!

Have you seen what the sneaky christian cunts the church of England have been up to, trying to get their advert shown before the new Star Wars film in every cinema, their advert is a bunch of religious cunts in different scenarios trying not to look like nutjobs reciting the lords prayer!

Thankfully the cinemas have banned it. Then the sneaky cunt the bishop Cottrell said in displeasure about the ban but our advert was given a U rating so it obviously won’t offend anyone lol what about disgust, I’m not going to see the Star Wars film but if I did and they showed that nonsense fucking ad trying to brainwash decent people trying to scoff their M&MS, it would probably offend, annoy or disgust most of the people that aren’t religious, i’d sooner see another useless tampon ad with some fucking bint jumping around on a pogostick, cunts!

So what’s next, the fucking muslims firing in an ad with more religious nutters reciting some nonsense from the quran.

Cuunnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsssssssssssssssssssss!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Justin Welby…

Definitely a cunt at Christmas!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Arch-Druid Justin Welby is a cunt.

There are so many reasons one could choose to call this cunt a cunt. However I am NOT calling him a cunt because he:
1/ walks around in a dress;
2/ thinks we should base our morality on a book of Bronze Age myths where animals talk, “god” kills you for wanking, the sun can stop in the sky without the Earth falling out of its orbit and virgins give birth to godmen who can come back to life;

3/ presumes to lecture the government about poverty whilst living in a palace.

And NOT because:
4/ he is a fucking brain-dead Islamophile who wants to fill up an already overcrowded island with people fleeing a sectarian civil war caused by people like him arguing about who has the best imaginary friend.

No, the reason I am nominating the Arch-Druid is because of his opposition to euthanasia. My late grandmother suffered an unnecessarily prolonged death ten years ago and now my wife’s grandfather is suffering the same. And why? Because cunts like Welby say their imaginary fucking friend says euthanasia is a sin.

Putting an animal down when it is suffering is considered an act of compassion. But allowing a person to suffer an agonising death is fine because … (cue grasshoppers).

Fuck you Welby. Fuck you and all your brain-dead, retarded, holier-than-thou followers. And fuck your imaginary friend too. And fuck all the imaginary friends whose followers have caused nothing but misery for fucking centuries.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

The Archbishop of Canterbury is a cunt for interfering with matters that are no business of his i.e. Food banks etc.

If you give something away for nothing of course people will take it!

Nominated by: Steve

A cunt who lives in a grace and favour palace in London and swans around in silk and jewels has no place lecturing anybody about poverty.

You don’t know what poverty is, you cunt!

Nominated by: Pope Bendy Dick

I fucking hate religious cunts. All hoity toity and shit. Then they go on and fuck kids. If Jesus came down to earth today he would be a Jew.

Anyway, that Archbishop Cunterbury better sell off some fucking religious relics and shit if he wants to send money to starving kids in Africa. I say, what about the starving kids in Tipton? Fuck, a chalice could keep a family of four in blue pop and chips for a fucking month. I’d like to burn that cunt. Not all over, just the face.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon