Musical bog trotters

I see those bogtrotting hypocrites, Slob Geldof and U2 are at it again… Apparently the smelly one and the taxdodging dadrockers have condemned Aung San Suu Kyi for having the nerve to deal with the peaceful cunts in Burma… Someone should tell these thick village idiots that the Burmese don’t want any rapes, murders, or terrorism from these parasites in their own backyard… Simple as that… Mind you, I don’t even think these Irish cunts would even be arsed if the muslamists committed an atrocity in Dublin… They’d either be too busy appeasing the murderers or living it up in their tax havens… Cunts…

And, of course, Bono and his cunts have bigged up Aung San Suu Kyi for years… She was their ‘virtue signaling mascot’ for a long tine… But now she’s committed the heinous (to celebricunts) crime of daring to stand up to the peaceful cunts, Bonio and his pals have chucked the toys out of the Amnesty International pram… Cunts…

Nominated by Norman

My cuntometer went off the scale today, triggered by that cunt Bob Geldof. It was as though his tired, stroppy rebel act wasn’t wearing enough or the spectacle of he and his cunty tosser rich pals hurling puerile abuse at British fishermen from a boat on the Thames last year. Then just today, he managed once again make my blood boil in a way not seen since his dull as dishwasher one hit in the 1980s where he whined tastelessly about some school shooting or other. The cunt is “protesting” the Burmese president by handing back his Freedom of the City of Dublin award. Gee Bob, the Burmese president is quaking in her Gucci shoes at your bravery. Hey Bob, you cunt of cunts, why not put your ill gotten gains where your mouth is. Cunt!

Nominated by Slack Alice

Bob Geldof [4]

Geldof – how the fuck does some scruffy sack of shit whose family are dropping like flies from various drug “issues” end up telling the rest of the populous to “do more for Africa etc” and attempting to adopt the moral high ground.

Get right to fuck off! I didn’t see you and the other prize bell end Boner handing out UNICEF grain bags. It was the minions who you sneer at and tell to do more, I know, I was one of them.

And the boomtown twats were shit.

Nomiated by: Thorax Cockslammer

Bob Geldof [3]

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Arse mouthed, spunkwit, tramp’s mate, probably stinks of piss and Frosty Jack, Bob Geldof is a cunt.

The Goldman Sachs cock sucking cunt has been ranting at festival goers in Brentwood, saying they weren’t “rock and roll enough”.

Well you gobshite cunt, I have some news for you. Your shit group, the Boomtown Rats, were never “rock and roll”. In an era of The Stranglers, The Clash, Ramones, etc., your bunch of cunts were less “rock and roll” than the fucking Nolans.

Oh, and do I have to remind you of your parenting skills andarriage guidance experience?

Why don’t you fuck off and live in Ethiopia? Or maybe not, as they might eat you. Actually, they probably wouldn’t as you’d make them puke.

Arrogant cunt.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Bob Geldof [2]

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I must object.
It’s half five and Geldof hasn’t been cunted yet.
Sort it out, Sir.

Nominated by: Dan

(Your wish is my command…)

That fucking tuneless tramp Bob Geldof is a fucking washed up old pop ‘star’, who not content with encouraging massive overbreeding and reliance on aid for large areas of sub Saharan Africa, he now wants to continue his ‘good work’ by sticking his scabby oar into the referendum.

His pathetic stunt on the Thames just shows the level of debate he is capable of. The pics of him on that boat with his fellow cunts makes me wish that an old World War Two mine was loose in the river, and those guffawing shitsuckers found it. Cunts.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Band Aid

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Band Aid 30 is a total cuntfest.

The intentions of the 1984 original may have been well meant (even though the song was shite!). But then there was the horrendous Stock/Aitken/Waterman version in 1989.

Then there was Band Aid 20 with a load of cunts, and now that scruffy, hypocritical tramp, Geldof wants to make Band Aid 30 – which means rehashing that awful song (like a bad version of the Z-Cars theme) with twats like Ed Sheeran, Coldplay and the smear of shit on the buttocks of popular music that is One Direction.

You can also bet your life that that enormous bellend, Simon Cowell will get involved.

Nominated by: Norman

…do they know it’s Christmas time at all?…

Don’t be a cunt! Of course they don’t – they’re muslims…!

Nominated by: Dioclese