Barbara Windsor [3]


I know that most people consider Barbara Windsor a ‘national treasure’, but most people are fucking wrong. What she is, is an annoying, talentless, mockney shitbag, with all the charm, wit and charisma of a rotting corpse. She ruined ever Carry On film she was in with her shite acting and her annoying laugh. And will fucking despise the bitch to my dying day because of that. What the fuck did Sid James see in her?

I’ve never watched Eastenders, so she really didn’t get on my nerves during tenure on that show. But she annoys me greatly in those shitty Jackpot Joy adverts. On their own they’re bad enough, but with this ancient harpy in them they take shite down to a whole new level. Since the ridiculous twat shows no signs of pegging out any time soon, I have no choice but to nominate her for a cunting.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Barbara Windsor [2]


Babs Windsor is an old gorblimey slag, and she was never sexy even in her younger days (Angie Douglas and Valerie Leon were the sexy ones from the Carry On films!).

Dear old Babs also bigs up those murdering Kray Twins cunts at every opportunity… She also claims that she slept with one of them… Was it the one who went in Broadmoor? That would explain a lot…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

( And she was shit in Eastenders too! Ed. )