Dead Pool [168]

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted West Indian cricketer Sir Everton Weekes would be the next dead dude.Weekes was 95.

On to Deadpool 168

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali
David Gulpilil

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool [168]

  1. Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek
    George Shultz – US Secretary of State under Reagan
    Roger Corman – US film director / producer e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum
    Robert Fyfe – Scottish actor e.g. Howard from Last of the Summer wine
    Marcia (Marsha) Hunt* – US actress, model & activist from the 1930s onwards
    * Born 17/10/17. Blacklisted during the McCarthy Hollywood witch-hunts. Not to be confused with black actress Marsha Hunt born 15/04/1946 who was friends of Bolan & Jagger.

      • I see you’ve still not supped all the anti-freeze yet, Cuntstable (or are you now on paraffin)? You’ll have to stop as the green eyed monster is consuming you. I can’t help having brilliant, if somewhat uncooperative, noms who refuse to do the decent thing.

        • Cant get antifreeze since the lockdown. Trying Father Jack’s floor polish but not the same.
          And Yoko fucking Ono has not cooperated for 4 fucking years now.

          • ‘Cos she’s racist. Absolutely hates Taffs. Apparently got bitten by bed bugs on a dirty weekend away in Llandudno with JL.

        • Pet hate, Bertie. Bugs me no end. Sometimes it’s inevitable noms get duplicated due to people typing at same time but mostly it just pees me off that c*nters simply haven’t bothered checking previous submissions thoroughly enough. It’s not that hard.
          No intention of replacing Shaun. I’m sure he must get as irritated as I do sometimes.

  2. Farewell Sir Everton, achieved a knighthood and lived to be 95, two things i’ll never do despite my white privilege. And the verdict from the Sarf Londonistan Jury……

    Nobby Stiles
    Jimmy Greaves
    Henry Kissinger
    Sylvia Syms
    Lord Fatguts Traitor Bastard Prescott.

  3. George Lucas
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Loretta Lynn
    Pope Francis
    Alex Trebek

    Another old cricketer leaves the crease cuntgrats Freddie

  4. Dick van Dyke
    Tony Bennett
    Woody Allen
    Mel Brooks
    Harry Belafonte

    Not sure if any of them have previously died. I knew I should have put on maxwell earlier.
    Maybe we can have a sweepstake on when she might get suicided?

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