Dead Pool [168]

Posted on July 2, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted West Indian cricketer Sir Everton Weekes would be the next dead dude.Weekes was 95.

On to Deadpool 168

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali
David Gulpilil

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool [168]”

J R Cuntley on July 2, 2020 at 10:39 am said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Prince Philip

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Moister Cuntflaps on July 2, 2020 at 10:40 am said:

Brigitte Bardot
Bobby charlton
Patricia greene (The Archers)
June spencer (The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (Beverly Hillbillies)

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Technocunt on July 2, 2020 at 10:41 am said:

David Attenborough
Alan Alda
Clint Eastwood
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Ken Clarke (total cunt)

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- Wanksock on July 2, 2020 at 9:00 pm said:
  
  Ken is 80 today, I always thought He was older.
  
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'Er Indoors on July 2, 2020 at 10:43 am said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Bill Turnbull
Dick Van Dyke

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Shackledragger cunt on July 2, 2020 at 10:46 am said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Captain Quimson on July 2, 2020 at 10:46 am said:

Adriaan Vlok
Brian Blessed
Brian Murphy
Jack Smethurst
Anna Karen

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- Captain Quimson on July 3, 2020 at 2:59 pm said:
  
  Change Brian Murphy for Kenneth Kunanda
  
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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 2, 2020 at 10:48 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 2, 2020 at 10:52 am said:

Leonard Fenton ( dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Stan Bowles
Julie Goodyear
James Anderton ( god cop)

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Smells Fishy on July 2, 2020 at 10:54 am said:

Garth Crooks
Michael McDonald
Stevie Wonder
Mike Gatting
Michael Fish

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Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 10:59 am said:

Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek
George Shultz – US Secretary of State under Reagan
Roger Corman – US film director / producer e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum
Robert Fyfe – Scottish actor e.g. Howard from Last of the Summer wine
Marcia (Marsha) Hunt* – US actress, model & activist from the 1930s onwards
* Born 17/10/17. Blacklisted during the McCarthy Hollywood witch-hunts. Not to be confused with black actress Marsha Hunt born 15/04/1946 who was friends of Bolan & Jagger.

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- Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 2, 2020 at 11:08 am said:
  
  What have I told you about making people up?
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 11:36 am said:
    
    I see you’ve still not supped all the anti-freeze yet, Cuntstable (or are you now on paraffin)? You’ll have to stop as the green eyed monster is consuming you. I can’t help having brilliant, if somewhat uncooperative, noms who refuse to do the decent thing.
    
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  - Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 2, 2020 at 11:55 am said:
    
    Cant get antifreeze since the lockdown. Trying Father Jack’s floor polish but not the same.
    And Yoko fucking Ono has not cooperated for 4 fucking years now.
    
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  - Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 12:08 pm said:
    
    ‘Cos she’s racist. Absolutely hates Taffs. Apparently got bitten by bed bugs on a dirty weekend away in Llandudno with JL.
    
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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 2, 2020 at 11:00 am said:

Arthur Scargill
Juliette Gréco
Noel Edmonds
Mr Blobby
Imelda Marcos

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General Tso's Chiggun on July 2, 2020 at 11:03 am said:

George Alagiah
Mikhail Gorbachev
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dick Van Dyke
June Brown

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 7:46 pm said:
  
  ‘Er Indoors has DvD @10.43.
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on July 2, 2020 at 8:08 pm said:
    
    What the hell’s going on Dick? Have you become the Dead Pool supervisor?
    
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  - Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 9:15 pm said:
    
    Pet hate, Bertie. Bugs me no end. Sometimes it’s inevitable noms get duplicated due to people typing at same time but mostly it just pees me off that c*nters simply haven’t bothered checking previous submissions thoroughly enough. It’s not that hard.
    No intention of replacing Shaun. I’m sure he must get as irritated as I do sometimes.
    
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  - General Tso's Chiggun on July 6, 2020 at 10:36 am said:
    
    In that case I’ll have Andre Wisdom
    
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  - General Tso's Chiggun on July 9, 2020 at 11:14 am said:
    
    Actually, no, I’ll have Naya Rivera (Glee actress) instead.
    
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Cunt me in on July 2, 2020 at 11:04 am said:

Ozzy Osbourne
Superstar Billy Graham
Joan Collins
Michael Heseltine
Sean Connery

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 2, 2020 at 11:10 am said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Lyndsey Buckingham
Magic Grandpa
Mick Fleetwood

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on July 2, 2020 at 11:11 am said:

Lord David Owen
David Steel
Shirley Williams
Lord Sumption
Lady Hale

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Dioclese on July 2, 2020 at 11:14 am said:

Colonel Tom Moore
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)
Henry Kissinger

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Cuntamus Prime on July 2, 2020 at 11:19 am said:

Albert Roux
Brian Blessed
James Earl Jones
David Prowse
Rose McGowan

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- Cuntamus Prime on July 2, 2020 at 5:35 pm said:
  
  Swapping out Rose McGowan for Ghislaine Maxwell.
  
  The clock is ticking.
  
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  - Once a cunt always a cunt on July 2, 2020 at 6:18 pm said:
    
    Bugger you beat me to it.
    
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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 7:54 pm said:
  
  Captain Quimson has Blessed @ 10.46.
  
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Liberal Liquidator on July 2, 2020 at 11:20 am said:

Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro

Nice work Freddie.

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Freddie the Frog on July 2, 2020 at 11:22 am said:

Farewell Sir Everton, achieved a knighthood and lived to be 95, two things i’ll never do despite my white privilege. And the verdict from the Sarf Londonistan Jury……

Nobby Stiles
Jimmy Greaves
Henry Kissinger
Sylvia Syms
Lord Fatguts Traitor Bastard Prescott.

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 3:27 pm said:
  
  Dioclese has Kissinger @ 11.14
  
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Jack The Cunter on July 2, 2020 at 11:22 am said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on, Frog.

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Odin's balls on July 2, 2020 at 11:23 am said:

Katie Price
Harvey Price
Lily Allen
Meghan Markle
DeShawn from Brixton

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- Cuntamus Prime on July 2, 2020 at 5:34 pm said:
  
  Haha, Harvey price. Ruthless.
  
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  - Odin's balls on July 2, 2020 at 5:54 pm said:
    
    Yes, as a fridge rape murder / suicide kind of deal. 😁
    
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Gutstick Japseye on July 2, 2020 at 11:29 am said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
David icke
Rose West

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Norman on July 2, 2020 at 12:04 pm said:

Nice one Frederick.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Barbara Bain

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Bob Frapples on July 2, 2020 at 12:16 pm said:

Sammy The Bull Gravano
John Gotti Junior
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Betty White (Golden Girls)

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Cuntalugs on July 2, 2020 at 12:17 pm said:

Frank Ifield
Bamber Gascoigne
Jerry Lee Lewis
Michael Fish
Barbara Windsor

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Duke of Cuntshire on July 2, 2020 at 12:24 pm said:

Norman Lloyd
June Lockhart
Joe Kittinger
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager

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- Halloween Cunthook on July 2, 2020 at 8:17 pm said:
  
  You stole Norman Lloyd !
  
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Captain Magnanimous on July 2, 2020 at 12:42 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck that man.

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- Captain Magnanimous on July 2, 2020 at 12:49 pm said:
  
  Some cunt’s nabbed my Ferguson. Thieves, píkeys, blaggards, etc.
  
  I’ll take Jaques Delors.
  
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TitSlapper on July 2, 2020 at 12:47 pm said:

George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn
Pope Francis
Alex Trebek

Another old cricketer leaves the crease cuntgrats Freddie

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on July 2, 2020 at 1:04 pm said:

Stephen Sondheim
Zizi Jeanmaire
Rhonda Fleming
Pete Murray
John Woodvine

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Chas C on July 2, 2020 at 2:42 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
David Crosby (CSN)
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Willy Nelson (Cuntry singer)

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