Dead Pool [162]

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####Disclaimer:Apologies for getting the result wrong on Dead Pool 160.Chas C music was indeed the winner as he picked Little Richard Pennyman first.

Well done King Cunt who correctly predicted that veteran comedian and father of Ben Stiller Jerry Stiller would be the next to snuff it.Stiller was 92 and died from natural causes.

On to Dead Pool 162

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be the next to conk out.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Tom Smith (Rugby)
Nick Cordero
Derek Draper

Well done Chas

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [162]”

  2. Dick van Dyke
    Angela landsbury
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter

    • Colonel Tom
      Duke of Edinburgh
      Dennis skinner
      Marky Ramone
      Eric clappedout

      • Colonel Tom Miserable? You’ve jinxed him now, heart attack on the patio and then immortalized into his own emoji as a snowflake tribute.

      • ‘Sticky Fingers’ Miserable strikes again… Deploy the Sausage will not be happy. 😀

      • How come they made him Colonel Tom?

        Should’ve been Major Tom first.

        Promote him to Colonel when he’s raised another £30+ million.

        And why didn’t they go the whole hog and make him Field Marshall Tom?

        Cheap cunts.

      • RTC Commander-in-Chief Tom raised about the same as Her Majesty spends a year so let him have a go…..

  4. Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
    Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
    Vera Lynn

  6. President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor
    Prunella Scales
    Pierre Cardin
    Olivia De Havilland

  7. Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Michael Barratt
    Geoffrey Palmer
    Jet Black

    • I hope Alan doesn’t die – he is the voice in my head when i read…all slow…and calm…

      • Me too Daz. I listen to his diaries in the car.

        I see that the BBC have remade Talking Heads. Won’t be the same without Thora…

      • They could still get Patricia ‘A Woman Of No Importance’ Routledge.

  9. Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Raul Castro

    Nice work Chas C.

  11. Arthur Scargill
    Imelda Marcos
    Pete Best
    Lady Antonia Fraser
    Juliette Gréco

  12. Shaun, no offence but are you on the bottle? Surely credit for Stiller belongs to King Cunt? Apologies time again methinks.

    • Bugger! My own noms have disappeared. Something tells me it’s cos I used a H word connected to 57 beanz meanz. In case they’ve gone for good and not just into moderation my noms are
      Irene Papas
      George Shultz
      Tony O’Reilly – H word culprit
      Lawrie McMenemy
      Brian London

    • Admin, thanks for updating. Hope Shaun has not been put on Admin Island KP spud peeling duties for consecutive cock-ups.

  13. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  14. Is that photo at the top really Chas C?
    Good looking guy as well as a decent musician!
    😀

  16. Leonard Fenton
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Richard o Sullivan

    • Daz, as Gary Baldi advised in the last ‘pool Bobby Womack died June 2014.

      • Fuck!….I need to start paying attention to shit….
        Anyone got Robert Redford?

      • Then we are agreed…Bobby Womack is to be struck from the record herein to, for breach of contract of life and to be replaced with squad N0. 13 Charles Robert Redford Jr.

        Bobby Davro,
        Bobby Charlton,
        Robert Redford
        Bob Carolgees,
        Bob Dylan

  18. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck by Chas C from a deflected attempt off the cross bar.

  20. Henry Kissinger
    Chuck Yeager
    Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter
    Flying Officer John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)

  23. Jimmy Greaves
    David Van Day
    Murray Walker
    Frank Williams F1
    Barry Manilow

  24. Billy Connelly, (Scotch comedian),

    Jo Brand (ex nurse, fat
    ‘comedienne’),

    James Corden (fat ‘comedian’),

    Soup Erkins (bum oil seller),

    Jamie Oliver (mockney, fat-lipped, television chef)

  25. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Alex Trebek

    Nicely done Chas cuntgrats

  26. Bill Oddie
    Grahame Garden
    Shirley Williams
    Sidney Poitier
    Lord David Owen

  27. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Alphonse “Little Allie Boy’ Persico
    John Gotti Junior

  29. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Luke Rhinehart
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, to whoever has won the last two pools.

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