Congratulations to me (Shaun) who wins Deadpool 144 by picking the actress Leah Bracknell who has died after a 3 year battle with lung cancer aged just 55.Leah played lesbian vet Zoe Tate in Emmerdale from 1989 and 2005.
On to Deadpool 145
Rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are the next on their way out.First come first serve.Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2)You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nomination.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Genesis P-Orridge
Eddie Van Halen
David Gulpilil
Sam Lloyd
Pat Smullen
Mikhail Gorbachev
Honor Blackman
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
Cleo Laine
0
I already said Prunella Scales you plagiarising shit cunt
4
Anita Harris
Englebert Humperdink
Camp Cliff Richard
Tony Blair
George Takai (Sulu)
Good darts Shaun, (aka the grim reaper)
0
Dorothy Paul
Jack Smethurst
Olivia De Havilland
Ian Blackford
Julie Gibson
0
Does a “lesbian vet” treat lesbian animals? Or just lesbians? Modern life is so confusing.
2
Syd Little
Eddie Richardson
Tony Green (Bullseye)
Freddie Foreman
Richard Dreyfuss
0
RIP Leah Bracknell after a no doubt very painful last three years. Always had a touch of class about her. Now then……
Peter Amory
Norman Bowler
Claire King
Owen Jones
Paul Pogba
3
Chas c and spoonington
Willie Nelson and Connelly taken
See my post
0
Yoko fucking Ono x 5
Some cunt nicked Danglebert Pimpledick.
3
Bert Newton
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Baby John Burgess
0
Peter Tobin
Rose West
David Berkowitz
Levi Belfield
Charles Salvador Bronson
2
Kim Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian
Caitlyn Jenner
Kendall Jenner
Kris Jenner
4
I loik yer thinkin’
4
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
2
Prince Phillip (old age)
Prince Charles (chokes on an artichoke)
Prince Andrew (suicide over pervert allegations)
Princess Anne (trampled to death by one of her own horses)
Queen Margrethe 2nd of Denmark (broken heart)
8
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
2
Bobby Charlton
David Essex
Peter Gabriel
Rick Wakeman
Gloria Hunniford
2
Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
0
Frank Bough
Trevor McDonald
Harvey Weinstein
Ray reardon
Doug mountjoy
1
Richard Chamberlain
Ian McKellen
Christopher Biggins
Ian Holm’s
Stephen Fry
0
Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Barker
Robert Duvall
Randy Kraft ( little known US serial killer)
0
Glynis Johns (Send in The Clowns)
Jack Charlton
Dennis Law
Dennis Skinner
AJ Foyt (American Motor Racing)
0
Jennifer Aniston
David Schwimmer
Matthew Perry
Lisa Kudrow
Courteney Cox
3
Jeremy Vine
Andrew Neil
Biddy Baxter
Jon Snow
0
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Ric Flair
Ole Anderson
Vince McMahon
Terry Funk
0
Alan Alda
Jerry Stiller
Bob Dole
Gene Hackman
Mary Berry
Hats off to Shaun
0
Bob Dylan
Van Morrison
Patricia Greene – jill in ‘The Archers’
June Spencer – Peggy in ‘The Archers’
Brian Travers – UB40
0
Shaun, when you said Leah Bracknell played lesbian vet, does that mean she survived a war with lesbians or was she a veterinary surgeon who wore comfortable shoes?
2
Honor Blackman
Paul Gascoigne
Peter Sutcliffe
Gareth Thomas
William Roache
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
Fuck. Late to the party again.
0
Doesn’t look like anyone picked Deborah Orr.I heard she was ill but thought she had a fair while yet.She was a cunt but I feel sorry for her and think she deserves a sainthood for putting up with Will Self for two decades.
1