Dead Pool [145]

Posted on October 16, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who wins Deadpool 144 by picking the actress Leah Bracknell who has died after a 3 year battle with lung cancer aged just 55.Leah played lesbian vet Zoe Tate in Emmerdale from 1989 and 2005.

On to Deadpool 145

Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are the next on their way out.First come first serve.Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nomination.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Genesis P-Orridge
Eddie Van Halen
David Gulpilil
Sam Lloyd
Pat Smullen

96 thoughts on “Dead Pool [145]”

Liberal Liquidator on October 16, 2019 at 6:47 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Lord Edwin Bramall
Beverly Cleary
Anne Buydens.

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Cuntsville on October 16, 2019 at 6:48 pm said:

Des O’Connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker

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- Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on October 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm said:
  
  Thought you might have gone for Des Demona.
  
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George W Bamboo on October 16, 2019 at 6:48 pm said:

Honor Blackman
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
Stirling Moss
Des o Connor

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- Victor de cunt hunt on October 16, 2019 at 8:13 pm said:
  
  Des O’Connor has gone already.
  
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  - Spoonington on October 16, 2019 at 8:33 pm said:
    
    Has he, Victor? When?
    
    1
  - Victor de cunt hunt on October 16, 2019 at 10:16 pm said:
    
    I meant cuntsville nomination.
    
    1
  - Spoonington on October 17, 2019 at 12:54 am said:
    
    Oh hehe.
    I loved Take Your Pick.
    Des: “Are you ready?”
    Contestant: “Yes”
    *BONG!*
    Contestant: “Ah fork!”
    
    1
  - George W Bamboo on October 16, 2019 at 9:22 pm said:
    
    Yes I know that’s why I changed him for Barbara Windsor at 6.49pm thanks for the update though 👍👍👍👍
    
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George W Bamboo on October 16, 2019 at 6:49 pm said:

Swap Des for
Babs Windsor

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on October 16, 2019 at 6:49 pm said:

John Woodvine
Marge Champion
Rhonda Fleming *!
Zizi Jeanmaire
Doris Day

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on October 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm said:
  
  Doris is dead.
  
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  - Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on October 16, 2019 at 7:30 pm said:
    
    ooops !
    
    Hardy Kruger
    
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Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on October 16, 2019 at 6:49 pm said:

Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Shirley Williams

Well done Shaun. I’m just fuckin’ relieved that I’m not on your new list.

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on October 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm said:
  
  Just don’t steal any of my noms and you will be fine 😉
  
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  - Wanksock on October 17, 2019 at 11:48 am said:
    
    I think I might put you on my list Bertie for stealing my Vera.
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on October 17, 2019 at 1:22 pm said:
    
    Get your own Lynn, Wanksock.
    Try her son, Jeff Lynne!
    
    0
Freddie the Frog on October 16, 2019 at 6:50 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Pearl Carr

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- Victor de cunt hunt on October 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm said:
  
  Kirk Douglas is the oldest cunt in the world. So fuck off.
  
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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on October 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm said:

atthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
Wavy Gravy
Earl Cameron
Ivan Milat

Good Shot,Shaun

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- Greta Thrushcunt on October 21, 2019 at 12:20 am said:
  
  Winner winner chicken dinner. Ivan Milat croaked it Saturday I think.
  
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  - Greta Thrushcunt on October 21, 2019 at 12:24 am said:
    
    Actually no, he’s still kicking. Whoops.
    
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  - Dick Dribbler on October 26, 2019 at 9:31 pm said:
    
    Sydney Morning Herald now reporting Milat has died at 04:07 on 27th Oct (Aussie time). If confirmed congrats to Mr F-F.
    
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Freddie the Frog on October 16, 2019 at 6:53 pm said:

Fuck , some cunt nicked Kirk. Bastard.

Nobby Stiles

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- George W Bamboo on October 16, 2019 at 6:58 pm said:
  
  Yep me Freddie along with Babs Windsor
  👍👍👍👍
  
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Cunt me in on October 16, 2019 at 6:54 pm said:

Barbara Windsor
Sean Connery
Joan Collins
Superstar Billy Graham
Hacksaw Jim Duggan

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Chicken George on October 16, 2019 at 6:59 pm said:

Sirhan Sirhan
Richard O’Sullivan
Harry Roberts

Buddy Guy
Bill Ward

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Captain Magnanimous on October 16, 2019 at 7:02 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Shaun’s Hand of Death strikes once more.

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J R Cuntley on October 16, 2019 at 7:04 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John

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Black and White Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:05 pm said:

Clive James
Yaphet Kotto
The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry prince Philip
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves

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- Black and White Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:08 pm said:
  
  That should read.
  Clive James
  Yaphet Kotto
  The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry (Duke of Kent)
  Murray Walker
  Jimmy Greaves
  
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Norman on October 16, 2019 at 7:07 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Patsy King

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- Miserable northern cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:14 pm said:
  
  Katie price
  Harrison ford
  Paul whitehouse
  Eric clapton
  Sheridan smith
  
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  - Miserable northern cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:19 pm said:
    
    Didnt realise leah Bracknell was her off emmerdale, fit her, quite fancied her back then.
    Shame. Oh well.
    Shauns done for another one.👎
    
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  - Harold Steptoe on October 16, 2019 at 7:44 pm said:
    
    I always had a thing for Adele Silva back in the day until she went out with the fat Greek from Blue.
    
    2
Smug cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:18 pm said:

Dame Julie Andrews
Dame Shirley Basset
Dame Baroness Hale
Dame Vivienne Westwood
Dame Mary Beard
Dame Edna Everidge

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- Black and White Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:29 pm said:
  
  Your allowed 10… Need three more
  
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  - Smug cunt on October 16, 2019 at 7:52 pm said:
    
    Dame David Lammy
    Dame Patricia Hewitt
    Dame Anne Robinson
    
    3
  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on October 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm said:
    
    5
    
    2
  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on October 16, 2019 at 8:16 pm said:
    
    5 picks maximum.
    
    1
  - Black and White Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 9:01 pm said:
    
    That’s 9 you kunt. 😁😁😁
    
    4
  - Victor de cunt hunt on October 16, 2019 at 10:31 pm said:
    
    I think it’s four.
    
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  - AmeriCunt on October 17, 2019 at 1:46 am said:
    
    I appreciate that you left 1 out of your calculations, B/W Cunt.
    I needed a laugh
    
    2
- Victor de cunt hunt on October 16, 2019 at 8:25 pm said:
  
  There is nothing like a Dame.
  
  2
  - Captain Magnanimous on October 16, 2019 at 8:40 pm said:
    
    Lammy’s not a real dame but he would cut off his weener if it meant a sniff at power.
    
    3
Baron Bastard on October 16, 2019 at 7:31 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde (go on, fuck off)

Buried another one Shaun…

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Cuntamus Prime on October 16, 2019 at 7:35 pm said:

Freeman Dyson (physicist)
Bob Evans (film producer)
David Bellamy
Albert Roux (Chef)
Jean-Claude Juncker

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Harold Steptoe on October 16, 2019 at 7:36 pm said:

Michael Buerk
Timothy West
Marianne Faithful
Donald Sutherland
Ronnie Wood

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Jack The Cunter on October 16, 2019 at 7:41 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Martin Sheen

Bang on Shaun.

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on October 16, 2019 at 7:50 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe
Leonard “nipper” Reed
Stan Bowles

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- The cunt man of Alcatraz on October 16, 2019 at 7:52 pm said:
  
  Should be Read, I don’t want to get disqualified on a technicality.
  
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Cumnock Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 8:03 pm said:

Willie Nelson
Pope Benedict
Billy Connelly
Jerry lee Lewis
Clint Eastwood
Posted at 20.02

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Whiffy McBiffy on October 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm said:

Prunella Scales
John Woodvine
Angela Lansbury
Paul Gascoigne
Rolf Harris

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- Whiffy McBiffy on October 16, 2019 at 11:28 pm said:
  
  Shit, didn’t realise Woodvine had gone. Tony Bennett
  
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Spoonington on October 16, 2019 at 8:36 pm said:

Billy Connelly
Jamie Oliver
Ian Hislop
Jon Snow
Jo Brand

1
TitSlapper on October 16, 2019 at 8:47 pm said:

George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Alex Trebek
Loretta Lynn
Pope Francis

Good one Shaun

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Dick Dribbler on October 16, 2019 at 8:51 pm said:

Daniel arap Moi (former President of Kenya)
Kenneth Kaunda (former President of Zambia)
Irene Papas (Greek actress e.g. Guns of Navarone)
Gene Reynolds (TV producer e.g. Lou Grant & M.A.S.H.)
Gina Lollobrigida (Italian actress e.g. Trapeze)

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Boris the Boilsucker on October 16, 2019 at 9:11 pm said:

Desmond Morris
Jimmy Carter
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane

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Deploy the Sausage on October 16, 2019 at 9:13 pm said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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- Whiffy McBiffy on October 16, 2019 at 11:12 pm said:
  
  I’ve already said Lansbury
  
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  - Deploy the Sausage on October 17, 2019 at 8:06 pm said:
    
    Dianna ross
    
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ChasC on October 16, 2019 at 9:33 pm said:

Willie Nelson
Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)

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Pedantic Cunt on October 16, 2019 at 9:34 pm said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor

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