Dead Pool (127)


Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who successfully predicted that Dead Pool legend, Doris Day, would finally kick the bucket aged 97. Commiserations to Limply and the multitude of other cunts who have nominated her down the years. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 127:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Robert Mugabe
Nancy Pelosi
Prince Phillip

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool (127)

  1. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

    • You were first to comment yesterday sausage So why are their cunts above you today.

  2. Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe

  3. Richard Wilson
    Cloris Leachman
    Jack Nicholson
    Betty White
    Henry Kissinger

  4. Honour Blackman
    Paul McCartney
    Jackie Stallone
    Cliff Richard
    Beth Smith (AKA Dog The Bounty Hunters Wife)

  5. Jeremy corbyn
    Dianne abbott
    The queen
    David attenborough
    Sonic the fucking hedgehog

  6. I call a Blairite/ Campbell cheating foul. I had Doris dated March 25th. This Cuntyflaps entry was dated March 27th.
    I fucking won. I’ve been robbed.

    • Apologies Freddie, it appears you are right. Unbeknownst to me only a small amount of the later comments were displayed, as opposed to all the comments being displayed like they usually are.

  7. Alan Alda
    Douglas Hurd
    Felicity “nice arse” Kendall
    Penelope Keith
    Peter Sissons

  8. Jimmy Carter
    Jerry Stiller
    Roberta Mc Cain
    Bob Hawke
    Donald Sutherland

    Congrats to the disputed Champ

    • Fuck me is Jimmy Carter still alive?! Sorry I can’t be arsed Googling him.

  9. Richard Chamberlain
    Stephen Fry
    Derek Jacobi
    Ian McKellen
    George Takei

    • All men mpg? I thought your selections would have been weighted with the fair sex?

      • They are men of a certain persuasion my friend. Just a little bit of fun .

        • I can see that but I didn’t think you’d ‘stoop’ to necrophilia.

  10. Nicholas Witchell (twice)
    Mick Jagger
    Roy Hattersley
    Bill Oddie
    Shirley Williams

  11. A fine knock indeed by the lady.
    I’ve always liked Doris. She was one of that select group of singers, along with the likes of Astaire, Tony Bennett, Sinatra and Ella, whose voice is recognisable the second you hear it.
    RIP.

      • Was definitely a dolly in her prime… And a cut above any Hollyweird ‘I’ve been hacked! Me Too!’ celebrislags of today… RIP….

  12. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Freda Payne
    Chris Farlowe
    Stan Boardman
    Jimmy Tarbuck

  13. Ray Reardon
    Kenneth Cope
    My uncle Ken
    Kenny Rodgers
    Jackie Stallone

    Fuck me I had Ken Kerchaval for ages and just seen he’s carked it in April. Bastard

  14. Vince Lombardi
    Mike Holgrem
    Brett Favre
    Aaron Rodgers
    Any cunt who wears a lump of plastic cheese on his head

  15. Peggy Spencer (Peggy Wooley in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill Archer in The Archers)
    Charles Collingwood (Brian aldridge in The Archers )
    Carole Boyd (Linda Snell in The Archers)

    After missing out on Edward Kelsey recently who i had among the above in a fivesome from the show..
    Pete Hedgehog Doherty

  16. Shazam. Winner winner chicken dinner. At last I win and I deserve it so much! Of course I feel guilty about Doris now, who i’ve been chasing for months with various cunts trying to steal her from me.
    So i’m going to name some top class cunts now, in the hope i’m at the beginning of a hot streak.

    The Cunt Blair
    Mrs Cunt Blair
    Turncoat Kinnock Sr
    The traitor Heseltine
    Sourberries the bitch

    • Fuck, some cunt has nabbed Hezzer.
      I’ll have that old ratbag Shirley Williams

        • Fuck, the champagne has gone to my head. Nah, Bolam isn’t enough of a cunt for me this time.
          I’ll have Fatboy John Prescott.

          • A rogue chip choking the fat bastard to death while he fills his pie hole in the House of Lords.

          • I don’t base my choices on how much of a cunt they are. I just base it on how sickly looking they appear.

  17. Anybody want to buy James Bolam off me? I’d already chosen my 5 before I realised I’d missed a banker. 5 to 4 on makes him a very likely lad.

  18. Bill Withers
    Max Von sydow
    Burt Bacharach
    Bernard cribbins
    Mohamed Al fayed

  19. Robert Mugabe
    Giovanna Ralli
    George Reynolds
    Earl Cameron
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    Good Shot, Freddie

  20. Robert Conrad
    M. Emmet Walsh
    April Ashley
    James Bolam
    Peggy Seeger

  21. Olivia Newton John
    Morris Perry
    Jet Black
    Frank Windsor
    Geoffrey Bootface Palmer

  22. The Labour party
    Socialism
    Communism
    Social Hysrice Warriors
    Facebook
    Feminism.

  23. Nah sorry scratch Jet Black

    Michael Barratt from Nationwide instead

  24. Angela lansbury
    Val Bisoglio Danny from Quincy
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duval

  25. Clive James
    David Van Day
    Edward Seaga
    John McCririck
    The Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)

  26. Hardy Kruger Sr
    George P Shultz
    Evelyn Rothschild
    Hutton Gibson
    Billy Connolly

  27. Fuck fuck and bastard fuck. Had Doris for years. Cunt.

    Olivia de Havilland
    Con Clusky
    Declan Clusky
    Leslie Phillips
    Rhonda Fleming

    • Indeed introduced the fragrant lady to The Pool. Took to covering herself in Vaseline and cling film in later years.

  28. Vince Cable
    Sandy Martin (Ipswich MP)
    Donald Tusk
    Froggy Barnier
    Froggy Macron

    All cunts.

  29. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray
    Yoko Fucking Ono

    Nice one, Freddie…

    • Clint Eastwood.
      Cliff I’ve booked a place in heaven Richard.
      Salman Rushdie.
      Keith Richards.
      John Major.

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