Dead Pool (127)

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who successfully predicted that Dead Pool legend, Doris Day, would finally kick the bucket aged 97. Commiserations to Limply and the multitude of other cunts who have nominated her down the years. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 127:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Robert Mugabe
Nancy Pelosi
Prince Phillip

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool (127)

  1. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  2. Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe

  3. Honour Blackman
    Paul McCartney
    Jackie Stallone
    Cliff Richard
    Beth Smith (AKA Dog The Bounty Hunters Wife)

  4. I call a Blairite/ Campbell cheating foul. I had Doris dated March 25th. This Cuntyflaps entry was dated March 27th.
    I fucking won. I’ve been robbed.

    • Apologies Freddie, it appears you are right. Unbeknownst to me only a small amount of the later comments were displayed, as opposed to all the comments being displayed like they usually are.

  5. A fine knock indeed by the lady.
    I’ve always liked Doris. She was one of that select group of singers, along with the likes of Astaire, Tony Bennett, Sinatra and Ella, whose voice is recognisable the second you hear it.

  6. Ray Reardon
    Kenneth Cope
    My uncle Ken
    Kenny Rodgers
    Jackie Stallone

    Fuck me I had Ken Kerchaval for ages and just seen he’s carked it in April. Bastard

  7. Vince Lombardi
    Mike Holgrem
    Brett Favre
    Aaron Rodgers
    Any cunt who wears a lump of plastic cheese on his head

  8. Peggy Spencer (Peggy Wooley in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill Archer in The Archers)
    Charles Collingwood (Brian aldridge in The Archers )
    Carole Boyd (Linda Snell in The Archers)

    After missing out on Edward Kelsey recently who i had among the above in a fivesome from the show..
    Pete Hedgehog Doherty

  9. Shazam. Winner winner chicken dinner. At last I win and I deserve it so much! Of course I feel guilty about Doris now, who i’ve been chasing for months with various cunts trying to steal her from me.
    So i’m going to name some top class cunts now, in the hope i’m at the beginning of a hot streak.

    The Cunt Blair
    Mrs Cunt Blair
    Turncoat Kinnock Sr
    The traitor Heseltine
    Sourberries the bitch

        • Fuck, the champagne has gone to my head. Nah, Bolam isn’t enough of a cunt for me this time.
          I’ll have Fatboy John Prescott.

          • A rogue chip choking the fat bastard to death while he fills his pie hole in the House of Lords.

          • I don’t base my choices on how much of a cunt they are. I just base it on how sickly looking they appear.

  10. Anybody want to buy James Bolam off me? I’d already chosen my 5 before I realised I’d missed a banker. 5 to 4 on makes him a very likely lad.

  11. Fuck fuck and bastard fuck. Had Doris for years. Cunt.

    Olivia de Havilland
    Con Clusky
    Declan Clusky
    Leslie Phillips
    Rhonda Fleming

    • Indeed introduced the fragrant lady to The Pool. Took to covering herself in Vaseline and cling film in later years.

    • Clint Eastwood.
      Cliff I’ve booked a place in heaven Richard.
      Salman Rushdie.
      Keith Richards.
      John Major.

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