Dead Pool [115]

Congratulations Pedantic Cunt who correctly nabbed the legendary Marvel figure Stan Lee who was pivotal in developing the franchises best loved characters.Lee was 95 and had been appearing in Marvel blockbusters in cameos until recently.

On to Deadpool 115

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [115]

        • Understandable, to be fair there’s a lot of cunters who don’t show up much…. what happened to Birdman and Fred West?

          • Prime Minister Sinister@ I haven’t seen birdman on for at least a year or so probably somewhere in gibraltar smoking a joint and watching birds in the sun…

            Fred West hasn’t been on for even longer bout year and a half since I saw him on I think Trump winning the presidency did his head in or maybe it was the brexit blues he was having

  1. RIP Stan Lee, even though the Marvel stuff of recent years ain’t worth a shit compared to your legendary work. A true game changer in the industry…… along with Jack Kirby, Wally Wood, Don Heck, Steve Ditko, John Romita sr et al.

    Harley Race
    Vince McMahon
    George Soros
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Pedro Morales

  2. Wonder what Stan made of all the PC buggery that is now fucking up Marvel?…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray
    Barbara Windsor

    • At least they started to undo it after realising that it was killing their sales… much to the despair of the Grauniad.

      • I don’t think he ever would of told us Norm because of the blowback he would face from marvel Ceos. I’m sure he didn’t care for it tho being the ol miserable bastard hes known to be behind closed doors. Stan was still a pervert in his old age trying to screw and befriend his nurses a few of them sued him.

        I really hate marvel movies and what the company is turning into but I recently saw guardians of the galaxy vol 2 and it was done remarkably well. I thought the cgi was actually believable compared to other marvel films

  3. R.I.P Stan you were a legend . Right my 5 are:

    Dickie Davies
    Frank Williams (Dads Army)
    Michael Aspel
    Baroness Trumpington
    Buzz Aldrin

  4. Paul Mason (Fattest Cunt in the World)
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Pedantic Cunt.

  5. George Takei (sulu)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Dennis skinner (labour cunt)
    Ozzy Osborne (mentalist)

  6. Now that actors and artists can come back through CG or holograms (as per previous thread), I wonder if their agents will continue to push their dead clients for roles and gigs? If they remade a carry on film and Kenneth Williams agent put him forward for a role using CG, would he get it? If not, snowflakes will rise up and state that this is dead-ist.

    My list:
    Sean Connery
    The Queen of England
    Prince Philip
    Banksy (oh please)
    David Dickenson

    Goodbye for now.

    • …. I’m replying to my own post …… but four of these bastards were close enough together at The Cenotaph on 11/11 , to have been taken out quite easily.

    • Technically the Dalai Lama doesn’t die as he is reincarnated when his body ceases to function. Be prepared for a stewards inquiry should his number come up. It makes as much sense as any other religion, with the possible exception of scientology. Or Mormonism.

      • It’s a fair point, MC, I must concede. Nonetheless I am talking about the fellow playing him now, friend of the Hollywood stars whose face appears on all those books, videos, DVDs, pencil cases, etc. His right honourable Dalai Lama XIV.

        I wonder if they’ll make the next one a woman or possibly a black. It’s a tad racist having the role played by just a Tibetan.

      • Thinking of Scientology, could East Grinstead be nommed for the Dead Pool ? Am sure I managed to get it cunted once, because of its cruise-y tendencies…

        I am not and never have been in any way related to L Ron Hubbard

  7. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Derren Nesbitt

    Congrats PC (rather unfortunate initials for this site!)

  8. James Cordon…because he’s worth it
    A C Grayling
    Yasmin Ali Baba Brown
    Vince Cable
    Bob Geldof

  9. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    Charles Salvador Bronson, Britain’s shittest crim.

  10. All of of these are Aussie, so a brief description follows.
    Bert Newton (luvvie fop cunt)
    Rolf Harris (paedo cunt)
    Jack Charles (actor)
    Kamal (crooner)
    Baby John Burgess ( game show host)

    • Sadly, Rolf Harris, his lack-of-stylophone, and his didgeridoo-based activities need no introduction; nor do his deplorable lyrics “Two little boys had two little toys…” or his marsupial-based bondage obsession (Tie me kangaroo down, sport…).
      Wherever the malodorous old cuuuunt is, I hope he is well-soaped by the prison communidee.

  11. Second team

    Angela Ripon
    Charlie Dimmock
    Frank Bough
    The pope
    Wee Jimmy Crankey

  12. Camilla Parker – Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Daniel Barenboim (Dani-Boi)
    Ton Koopman

      • Incidentally for those orf you speculating upon the possible demise orf Fred West as a reason for his long term absence from this august blog, and touched by your concerns as I am sure he is, it is down rather, or so I understand it, to the vicissitudes orf life.

  13. James Randi
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    • Ahh, Gabor’s already pushing up the daisies.
      I’ll have Michael Collins (astronaut) instead.

  14. Dick Van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio( Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Ito (Sam from Quincy)
    Bob Barke
    James Earl Jones

  15. Didn’t I do well?!?

    June Brown
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    George W Bush
    Bill Turnbull
    Wilko Johnson

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