Dead Pool [114]

Congratulations to King Cunt who was the first to nominate possibly the oldest living performing singer Charles Aznavour.The French singing legend died today at 94 after an 85 year career in Music and Showbiz.

On to Deadpool 114

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [114]

  1. On behalf of Sir Limply Stoke – shoehorned in as he never seems to get near things otherwise.
    (He sent an email and asked nicely)

    Doris Day
    Olivia d’Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Nicholas Parsons
    Michael Caine

  2. Think you find I had him first but I’m happy to share the honours!

    Here’s my new five :

    Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
    Little Richard
    Elvis Costello
    Joni Mitchell
    Vera Lynn

  3. Thomas Markle
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, King Cunt.

      • Oops – that’s cut and paste for you. Made worse by the fact that I won that pool with her! Dozy cunt I am…

        Javier Perez de Cuellar
        Sam Humphrey
        Herman Wouk
        Betty White
        Pierre Cardin

  4. Alan Alda
    Douglas Hurd
    Felicity “nice arse” Kendall
    Penelope Keith
    Peter Sissons

  5. Elvis Costello? You cunt.

    Kirk Douglas
    Michael Douglas
    Jack Nicholson
    Sadiq Khan
    Ken Livingston

  6. Brian Cox (actor)
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  7. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona

    That picture doesn’t look anything like Geoffrey when he was on Rainbow. The years must’ve been cruel.

  9. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt

    Congrats to King Cunt.

  10. Livvy Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Pat Boone
    Kenneth Cope

    Fuck me pink, just in – Geoffrey from Rainbow has also just knocked on the Pearly Gates.

  11. James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Val Busoglio (Danny from Quincy )
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  12. Fuck, Tebbit’s gone

    David Crosby
    Sinead O’Connor
    Martin Sheen
    Posh Spice
    Lily Allen

  13. Top Hole Admin for playin’ the white man. Damn decent – unusually. However cannot let it pass without a bitch re Aznavor. Had the little monkey arsed cunt for many Pools a good few seasons ago but he had the customary frog ill grace not to oblige. At least the Pool nabbed the froggy fucker and Yours Truly did not have him in play so he was not too heinously filched orfer me. C’est la vie. Salaud.

    .

  14. Nice one King Cunt…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray

  15. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    David Beckham
    Charles Salvador Bronson

  16. Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Ric Flair
    Shawn Michaels
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington

  17. Thanks for nicking Honor Blackman you cunt that’s one of my long time Deadpool pics
    Paul McCartney
    Babs Windsor
    Nancy Polosie
    G W Bush Snr
    Jimmy Tarbuck

      • Along with Kirk Douglas about 3 times from different folk on here ??
        swap George W Bush Snr for
        William Billingham
        He’s the hero who murdered his 8 year old daughter with a knife just been given an 27 year prison sentence I hope every day seems like a lifetime

  18. Frank Williams (Vicar Dads Army)
    Dickie Davies
    Frank Bough
    Michael Aspel
    John Williams (Film score Composer)

  19. On behalf orf me wife whose logins are not coming up bugger it, I bespoke

    Glenn Hoddle

  20. Alan Fistula could well be in with a shot with Martin Sheen. Would have nabbed him for me missis but got oit cunted. Bugger. Dodgy ticker and has now vanished in the California Wild Fires. Claim your roasted celeb before some other cunt does.

  21. And now Stan Lee has croaked at 96 the bastard. Used to be a regular in times past – never one orf yours truly though – but a cunt is a cunt. Anyone have the cunt this time around?

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