Dead Pool [111]

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who predicted the very sadly inevitable death of BBC Five Live Presenter and newsreader Rachael Bland who has very sadly died aged just 40 after a 2 year struggle with breast cancer. Thoughts are with her husband and young son at this difficult time.

Apologies to Black and White Cunt who was named the winner before we realised that he’d been pipped to the post by an earlier nomination.

So we move on to Dead Pool 111.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

88 thoughts on “Dead Pool [111]

  1. David attenborough.
    The queen.
    That markle woman.
    Ed ‘fuckface’ sheercunt.
    Jeremy corbyn (hopefully crucified)

  2. POINT OF ORDER MR ADMINISTRATOR!

    I nominated her at August 26, 2018 at 11:21 pm
    B&WC nominated her at September 4, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Steward’s enquiry please!!!!!!

    My picks for Pool 111 are

    Ethel Kennedy
    Dick Van Dyke
    Chuck Yeager
    Buzz Aldrin
    Roberta McCain

  3. Hillary Clinton (please god if you are real make it happen)
    Nancy Pelosi
    Sepp Blatter
    Robert Mugabe
    Jack Warner

  4. Iffy Newton John
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Frank Windsor
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer

  5. Fuck all me time honoured noms filched again. Treble bugger.

    Fenella Fielding
    Nicholas Parsons
    Roy Hattersley
    Leslie Phillips
    Rhonda Fleming

  6. Clive James
    Franco Zeferreli
    Mel Brooks
    Sir Everton Weekes
    Slimeball Kinnock ( senior )

  7. I must get my picks in quicker.

    Julie Goodyear
    Ray Kennedy
    Petula Clarke
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Bill Treacher

  8. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman*

    *Probably from OCD, over-jiggy excessive ornamentation. Probably the most boring Dutchman alive.

  9. Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Val Biaoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker

  10. Sergei Skripal
    Dominic Grieve
    Ian Watkins (Lostprophets baby-fiddler)
    Elton John
    Kenneth Clarke

  11. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King (sorry, I mean Carl Reiner)
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (sorry I mean Carol Channing)
    Beverley Cleary

    • Elon Musk deserves a cunting in his own right, it seems being a billionaire is mutually exclusive to being a massive bell end.

  12. Earl Cameron
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Jill Gascoigne
    Terry Jones
    Sonny Barger. (The Mick Jagger punching Hells Angel cunt )

  13. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Harley Race
    Pedro Morales
    Jim Herd
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington

      • Think old Sinistro might mean some wrestler chappie, being somewhat connected allegedly to the world of contact sports and have a suspicion Yours Truly might well have had converse with him on BDSM sites orf a very dubious nature.

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