Dead Pool [103]


Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted the death of Peter Lord Carrington, a long standing nomination by her other half!

Carrington’s death on Monday came on the same day as the resignations of Boris Johnson and David Davis – the first time two cabinet ministers quit within 24 hours of each other since Carrington and Humphrey Atkins resigned in 1982.

On to Deadpool 103

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

80 thoughts on “Dead Pool [103]

  1. Giscard D’Estaing
    Stan Lee
    Betty White
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    Bill Treacher

  2. Well done to Er Indoors…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bernard Hepton
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  3. Richard Wilson
    Jack Nicholson
    Cloris Leachman
    Burt Reynolds
    Brigitte Bardoy

  4. Doris Day
    Dennis Norden
    Herman Wouk (will he ever go?)
    John McCain
    Pierre Cardin

    • Herman Wouk and George Soros both share the same demonic life blood from drinking babies freshly sqeezed blood straight from the heart think emperor palpatine for example Just pure evil but not as cool and they can’t shoot electrical charges from their hands so they suck ass for that reason alone

  5. Des O’connor
    Des Lynam
    Nicholas Parsons
    Meatloaf
    Senator John Mccain

    ( McCain is taken – Admin )

  6. Doris Day
    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Albert Finney
    Jim Dale

    Get that up ya Sir Limply. It’s the quick and the dead around here.

  7. June Brown
    Barbara Windsor
    Robert Mugabe
    Hillary Clinton
    Prince Phillip

  8. Emily Thornberry
    Megan Markle
    My wife
    My fucking wife
    My fucking bitch of a wife

    • Sorry to hear that your suffering continues unabated. Have you checked that her brakes are in good working order ?
      Good afternoon.

      • Good afternoon Jack.
        Alas, her brakes are in perfect working order and the voodoo doll I bought off eBay doesn’t seem to be doing the trick no matter how many pins I stick in it!

        • Perhaps you should shower her with gifts, lots of cream cakes, rump steak, strong drink, cheese boards with lots of full fat goodies etc. etc. Hopefully this would accelerate the arrival of that joyous day when you can run into the street shouting, free at last ! free at last !

  9. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  10. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Former Pope Benedict
    Willie Nelson

  11. Olivia Newton John
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth Cope
    Genesis P Orridge
    Frank Windsor

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradon, let’s hope he’s a gonner.

      • Why do you always take my Murdoch, Mr.Jack? I’ve had him for aeons. Ah well, he’s held up by animatronics nowadays.

        I’ll have Didier Deschamps instead, the cunt. Allez le post-mortem.

  13. Emperor Akihito
    Jean-Marie Le Pen
    Lloyd Price
    Carrol Burnett
    Rudy Giuliani (please, god, satan, ANYONE listening!)

  14. Hilary Clinton
    Harley Race
    ‘Supserstar’ Billy Graham
    Jim Herd – former WCW President
    ‘Cowboy’ Bill Watts

  15. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick. (you know who I mean so don’t be a cunt)

  16. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  17. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Andrea Byrne

    And here’s hoping some lefty libtard cunt dies in a giant balloon-related incident.

  18. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  19. George Alagiah
    Bill Turnbull
    N D Tiwari
    Spencer P Jones
    Douglas Hurd

      • He is safe for now perhaps but he isn’t cured and his cancer which he was lucky to have beaten the first time round has come back aggressively.I reckon his recent good news is merely the calm before the storm.

        • To beat advanced bowel cancer once is extremely lucky and to beat it twice is nearly unheard of.

  20. Apologies I didn’t upload this pool.Checkes the names yesterday on Deadwood 102.Must have missed it.

  21. All my regulars have gone, ya bastards.
    Gordon Banks
    Paul Gascoigne
    David Hedison
    Ric Flair
    Chris Rea

  22. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    George Clooney
    Angus Young

  23. Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clarke
    Robert Wagner

  24. Danny baker
    Kevin bacon
    Richard madeley
    Don Cheadle
    Trevor McDonald

  25. Rolf Harris “sooner the better”
    David Dimbleby
    Lulu
    Eric Clapton
    Danny Dyer “Gold Plated Cunt”

    • Here’s hoping Rolf gets a didgeridoo shoved so far up his arris it rips his tonils out.

      If DD is Fick Mick Car’er, then I hope he gets Novytolchocked by Ian Beale’s halitosis. Or terminally face-sat by something resembling Mo Harris.

  26. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, ‘Er Indoors.

  27. Kirk Douglas 102 Actor
    Leah Bracknell 54 Actress \
    Herman Wouk 103 Author
    Olivia De Havilland 102 Actress
    Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh

    i’d have bagged Betty White if some other Cunt hadn’t gotten in first.

      • Sooner that cunt dies the better waste of tax payers money
        He looks like the walking dead already

  28. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  29. Frank Bough
    Michael Aspel
    Frank Williams ( vicar in Dads army)
    Martin Peters
    Bill Roache

  30. Was just at a local event and bumped into one of my picks for this round.Even shook his hand.Was in a group of people and only I recognised him. despite all of them knowing who he was beforehand.A very surreal yet sad experience.

  31. Benn on holiday so a couple of cunts turning up their toes.

    Anyway, my nominees are:
    Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  32. Anyone have Paul Madeley? No doubt about it, Madeley was a great player… Pity he played in the least entertaining side to win the league title ever….

    Also sad to hear of Danny Kirwan’s passing… The bloated Fleetwood Mac cash cow soap opera rumbles on, but Danny (with Peter Green and Jeremy Spencer) was part of the original and the best…

  33. Oprah Winfrey
    Monica Lewinsky
    Fraulein Merkel
    That cunt magician Dynamo
    Eddie fucking Izzard

  34. Grumpy Old Cunt you have been inducted in to me Heartfelt Hall orf Hate alongside you other cunts that have filched me original and long standing noms. May you all be consigned to Hell with an insatiable urge for gratification, a dry old slapper and a tube orf superglue.

    Rhonda Fleming
    Tony Bennett
    Con Cluskey
    Dec Cluskey
    Richard Wilson

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