Dead Pool [103]


Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted the death of Peter Lord Carrington, a long standing nomination by her other half!

Carrington’s death on Monday came on the same day as the resignations of Boris Johnson and David Davis – the first time two cabinet ministers quit within 24 hours of each other since Carrington and Humphrey Atkins resigned in 1982.

On to Deadpool 103

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [103]

    • Herman Wouk and George Soros both share the same demonic life blood from drinking babies freshly sqeezed blood straight from the heart think emperor palpatine for example Just pure evil but not as cool and they can’t shoot electrical charges from their hands so they suck ass for that reason alone

  1. Doris Day
    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Albert Finney
    Jim Dale

    Get that up ya Sir Limply. It’s the quick and the dead around here.

    • Sorry to hear that your suffering continues unabated. Have you checked that her brakes are in good working order ?
      Good afternoon.

      • Good afternoon Jack.
        Alas, her brakes are in perfect working order and the voodoo doll I bought off eBay doesn’t seem to be doing the trick no matter how many pins I stick in it!

        • Perhaps you should shower her with gifts, lots of cream cakes, rump steak, strong drink, cheese boards with lots of full fat goodies etc. etc. Hopefully this would accelerate the arrival of that joyous day when you can run into the street shouting, free at last ! free at last !

      • Why do you always take my Murdoch, Mr.Jack? I’ve had him for aeons. Ah well, he’s held up by animatronics nowadays.

        I’ll have Didier Deschamps instead, the cunt. Allez le post-mortem.

  2. Emperor Akihito
    Jean-Marie Le Pen
    Lloyd Price
    Carrol Burnett
    Rudy Giuliani (please, god, satan, ANYONE listening!)

  3. Hilary Clinton
    Harley Race
    ‘Supserstar’ Billy Graham
    Jim Herd – former WCW President
    ‘Cowboy’ Bill Watts

  4. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Andrea Byrne

    And here’s hoping some lefty libtard cunt dies in a giant balloon-related incident.

      • He is safe for now perhaps but he isn’t cured and his cancer which he was lucky to have beaten the first time round has come back aggressively.I reckon his recent good news is merely the calm before the storm.

  5. Apologies I didn’t upload this pool.Checkes the names yesterday on Deadwood 102.Must have missed it.

    • Here’s hoping Rolf gets a didgeridoo shoved so far up his arris it rips his tonils out.

      If DD is Fick Mick Car’er, then I hope he gets Novytolchocked by Ian Beale’s halitosis. Or terminally face-sat by something resembling Mo Harris.

  6. Kirk Douglas 102 Actor
    Leah Bracknell 54 Actress \
    Herman Wouk 103 Author
    Olivia De Havilland 102 Actress
    Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh

    i’d have bagged Betty White if some other Cunt hadn’t gotten in first.

  7. Was just at a local event and bumped into one of my picks for this round.Even shook his hand.Was in a group of people and only I recognised him. despite all of them knowing who he was beforehand.A very surreal yet sad experience.

  8. Benn on holiday so a couple of cunts turning up their toes.

    Anyway, my nominees are:
    Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

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