Dead Pool [103]

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Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted the death of Peter Lord Carrington, a long standing nomination by her other half!

Carrington’s death on Monday came on the same day as the resignations of Boris Johnson and David Davis – the first time two cabinet ministers quit within 24 hours of each other since Carrington and Humphrey Atkins resigned in 1982.

On to Deadpool 103

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

80 thoughts on “Dead Pool [103]”

  2. Giscard D’Estaing
    Stan Lee
    Betty White
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    Bill Treacher

  4. Well done to Er Indoors…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bernard Hepton
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  5. Richard Wilson
    Jack Nicholson
    Cloris Leachman
    Burt Reynolds
    Brigitte Bardoy

  6. Doris Day
    Dennis Norden
    Herman Wouk (will he ever go?)
    John McCain
    Pierre Cardin

    • Herman Wouk and George Soros both share the same demonic life blood from drinking babies freshly sqeezed blood straight from the heart think emperor palpatine for example Just pure evil but not as cool and they can’t shoot electrical charges from their hands so they suck ass for that reason alone

  7. Des O’connor
    Des Lynam
    Nicholas Parsons
    Meatloaf
    Senator John Mccain

    ( McCain is taken – Admin )

  10. Doris Day
    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Albert Finney
    Jim Dale

    Get that up ya Sir Limply. It’s the quick and the dead around here.

  12. June Brown
    Barbara Windsor
    Robert Mugabe
    Hillary Clinton
    Prince Phillip

  16. Emily Thornberry
    Megan Markle
    My wife
    My fucking wife
    My fucking bitch of a wife

    • Sorry to hear that your suffering continues unabated. Have you checked that her brakes are in good working order ?
      Good afternoon.

      • Good afternoon Jack.
        Alas, her brakes are in perfect working order and the voodoo doll I bought off eBay doesn’t seem to be doing the trick no matter how many pins I stick in it!

      • Perhaps you should shower her with gifts, lots of cream cakes, rump steak, strong drink, cheese boards with lots of full fat goodies etc. etc. Hopefully this would accelerate the arrival of that joyous day when you can run into the street shouting, free at last ! free at last !

  17. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  18. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Former Pope Benedict
    Willie Nelson

  19. Olivia Newton John
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth Cope
    Genesis P Orridge
    Frank Windsor

  20. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradon, let’s hope he’s a gonner.

      • Why do you always take my Murdoch, Mr.Jack? I’ve had him for aeons. Ah well, he’s held up by animatronics nowadays.

        I’ll have Didier Deschamps instead, the cunt. Allez le post-mortem.

  21. Emperor Akihito
    Jean-Marie Le Pen
    Lloyd Price
    Carrol Burnett
    Rudy Giuliani (please, god, satan, ANYONE listening!)

  22. Hilary Clinton
    Harley Race
    ‘Supserstar’ Billy Graham
    Jim Herd – former WCW President
    ‘Cowboy’ Bill Watts

  25. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick. (you know who I mean so don’t be a cunt)

  26. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  29. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Andrea Byrne

    And here’s hoping some lefty libtard cunt dies in a giant balloon-related incident.

  30. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

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