Dead Pool [71]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that “Long-haired Scouse git” Tony Booth would be the next deadpool hit. We’ve missed a few big names recently, so it’s very satisfying that we score two within a matter of hours. Now the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 71.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Leslie Phillips
George A. Cooper
Denis Norden
Tony Britton

 

110 thoughts on “Dead Pool [71]

  1. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke
    Geoff Hurst

    Four FIFA cunts and a cunt who won’t shut up about a fifty year old game of footie.

  2. Good one, Shaun… I always disliked ‘Scarse Git’ Booth because he was with Una Stubbs in Till Death Us Do Part (I used to well fancy her in that)…. The fact that he also spawned the horrendous Cherie Blair didn’t help either..

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Barbara Bain
    Henry Woolf
    Hugh Hefner

  3. Anthony Booth….no loss to society….his legacy…his bitch cunt of a daughter.

    Cunt.

    Nomination; Philip Hammond
    Cunt Clegg
    Angela Merkel
    Michael Stipe
    Jasper Carrot

  4. Jesus H! Can’t keep up. Let’s hope me dodgy connection holds:

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscaird d’Estaing
    Walter Wolfgang

    Spotted Walter being supported in the street outside the Labour Party Conference in Brighton. Looked terminally fucked.

  5. I always felt sorry for Tony Booth.Yes he was a cunt but he was in the same family as Cherie and Tony Blair and Lauren Booth.That was payment enough for his sins in my book.Still dunno how he pulled Pat Phoenix.Talk about punching above your weight!

  6. Always thought he was a pretty good actor.A lot of his roles where characters similar to him.He was the perfect irritating adversary for Alf Garnett.

  7. I would like the usual still alive cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  8. Nice one mate .

    Gary Glitter
    Dick Van Dyke
    Leon ” Big Van Vader” white
    James Earl Jones
    Bill ” the voice of World Class Championship Wrestling” Mercer

  9. Jesus H. Every day the fucking Labour party announce a massive expenditure plan. Today it’s education. Not once have they said how they are going to fucking pay for it. If they get in it will be an arse fuck with a fairway wood.

    • To be fair, think they’ve found a couple of £billion from somewhere, corporation tax & garden taxes or summat.

      Only another £498billion (so far) to find then – but a promising start!

    • My whole life CnR i have seen the Labour party handing out money to the feckless and the Greedy by robbing the better off to support the cunts, thats why we have developed a nation of Chavs and the entitlement culture, Labour never think that you need an economy to create wealth. NO lets just keep bleeding the rich.
      As Maggie once said The thing about Socialism is at some point you run out of other peoples money.

      • “Labour never think that you need an economy to create wealth. NO lets just keep bleeding the rich.”

        Whereas the Tories do what? When have they ever invested to create wealth? They never invest, they just hold fire sales of our national assets to foreign profiteers (and the Tories have the gall to describe themselves as patriotic), lie that they care about society’s most vulnerable while ruthlessly slashing vital public services (arguably “bleeding the poor”), permit their donors to avoid and/or evade tax, all the time funding more and more tax cuts for corporations and the rich, while borrowing far more than Labour governments. The fact that they have managed to retain any veneer of economic competence is without doubt their biggest and most enduring lie (with that daft porky about how.managing a country’s finances is comparable to managing a household budget coming a close second).

        I’m not saying Labour are any better, but they’ve been out of government for 12 years. It baffles me every single day that anyone finds the Tories remotely credible or competent when surely it’s evident to everyone that they have far more interest in the power and prosperity of the Conservative Party than the power and prosperity of the UK. Just look how they’ve fucked up the Brexit negotiations – all talk and no fuck, rolling over and caving in at every juncture. Cunts.

        • I think it’s basically a bit like the US election. You don’t vote for the one you like, you vote for then one you dislike least?
          Let’s face it, they’re both bloody useless, but I do think Labour’s policies are the least credible and the most dangerous…
          Flabbott – a racist in charge of the police.
          McDonut – a Marxist Chancellor
          Corbyn – a union puppet.

          You really want to turn the UK into the Soviet Union? I can understand support for the last Labour lot, but Momentum remind me of Hitlers bully boy brown shirts in the 1930s and look how that hurned out…

        • Both main parties are cancer but the Tories are bowel cancer and Labour are lung cancer.Both deeply unpleasant and the epitome of cuntitude but one has a better life expectancy.

          • Treesa’s face looks like cancer of the knob.

            Gawd bless Derek & Clive.

            They make me proud to be a cunt.

        • Agree with much of what you say Fred. Both parties are reduced to scraping their respective barrels.

          Tories were bound to fuck up Brexit, they never wanted it in the first place. Labour even less so. Ergo the zombie Brexit, with EU laughing all the way to the 4th Reich.

          Cannot see any way out of the mess we’re in economically either, whoever is in Government. Tories used to be the party of wealth creators, Labour the party of wealth redistribution. But wealth creation now a thing of the past, and nothing left to redistribute but massive debt.

          Over £120 million a day is paid in National Debt interest alone. Private citizens debt picture is several times worse!

          Agree Tories not the answer. But Corbyn’s commies even less the answer, if they were Labour would have won election with a landslide, especially considering exposure of pathetic, fraudulent Maybot figure, her useless cabinet & their disastrous manifesto. Almost as if they wanted to lose…

          We’re already fucked Fred. We just cannot bear to admit it.

  10. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Richard Baker
    Jackie Stallone

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow and Richard Baker the newscaster fella.

    • If the Blairs and uber Muzzie fucking terrorist loving cunt Lauren were my family I would look a lot more deceased than that !

  11. Pointless question: has there ever been more than two dead pools in single day?

    Truth be told I’m still reeling from just how Bruce Forsyth evaded DP…

    • Last one was Chuck Blazer and Liu Xiaobo on the 13 th July.Liz Smith and George Michael died a day apart but it was a tie as Smith died first but was announced after Michael’s was so it was ruled a draw.

      Apart from those two can’t think of any.This is certainly the shortest deadpool in is a cunt history though.

  12. Strange watching Al jazeeras reporting of the goings on in Catalonia. They seem to be on the side of the Catalunians getting independence.
    Strange as (S)pain are very pro EU.
    The Spanish polis have been brought in leaving many Catalunians feeling invaded and occupied.
    Good. Fuck the pro refugee cunts.

  13. That little withered chap in the electric wheelchair who uses that techno robot voice to tell us how we are nothing more than electro, chemical, automations that somehow came in to being by accident or chance.

  14. Somebody gets fucked to death in a seriously sexy *LEATHER* suitcase…

    Andrew Porchester-Windsor, an emblem of everything parasitical, corrupt and diddling (a cast of billions there, methinks)

    Ian Hislop

    Alastair Bagpipe-Molester Camp-bell-end.
    My mother was a lying, untrustworthy bitch, but she did say that the Scots were more fucked up about men in the sky than the oirish. She also said that Campbells were cunts. Post-mortem, I’d also nominate me own ma for being a right evil cunt. It’s amazing that I still adore wimmin.

    Emma Twatson (Lest we forget)

  15. Tony Booth… Sid Noggett from the confessions films! “Star Knockers, Star Knockers we want to be on Star Knockers!”.

    My nominations:
    Bill Maynard
    Jill Gascoigne
    June Whitfield
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Jim Dale

  16. Emergency cunting request!

    Lee Jasper:wants to invite Winnie fucking Mandela to the UK .Just keep tyres,matches,fuel and little boys away from her…..

    • That’s all we need, eh?… Another po-faced cash sucking africunt in Blighty… She’ll have to get a walking stick, an interpreter, and one of those ‘Specialist’ solicitors that fills in benefits forms… Let’s face it: that’s what the rest of the fucking cunts do, Buana…

    • Talking of tasty bits of stuff from back in the day: the (then) lovely Norma Charlton put all of today’s cheap and tacky WAGslags to shame… Not even Bestie had a bird as fit as Mrs. C.. Fucking hell, no wonder Bobby’s hair fell out….

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