Dead Pool [71]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that “Long-haired Scouse git” Tony Booth would be the next deadpool hit. We’ve missed a few big names recently, so it’s very satisfying that we score two within a matter of hours. Now the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 71.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Leslie Phillips
George A. Cooper
Denis Norden
Tony Britton

 

110 thoughts on “Dead Pool [71]”

  1. Vera Lynn
    Pierre Cardin
    Olivia de Havilland
    Kirk Douglas
    George H.W. Bush

    Bugger me! That must be the quickest pool ever! Literally minutes after putting me noms in…

  6. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke
    Geoff Hurst

    Four FIFA cunts and a cunt who won’t shut up about a fifty year old game of footie.

  8. Good one, Shaun… I always disliked ‘Scarse Git’ Booth because he was with Una Stubbs in Till Death Us Do Part (I used to well fancy her in that)…. The fact that he also spawned the horrendous Cherie Blair didn’t help either..

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Barbara Bain
    Henry Woolf
    Hugh Hefner

  9. Anthony Booth….no loss to society….his legacy…his bitch cunt of a daughter.

    Cunt.

    Nomination; Philip Hammond
    Cunt Clegg
    Angela Merkel
    Michael Stipe
    Jasper Carrot

  11. Congrats to Shaun…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Ron Jeremy
    Joss Ackland (Deeplomatic Immunitaay!!)

  13. Fuck me that was quick.
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Mugabe
    Desmond Tutu
    Mel Brooks
    John Prescot
    Danglebert Pimpledick

  15. Peter Sutcliffe
    Charles Manson
    Charles ‘Salvador’ Bronson
    Rodrigo Alves (plastic surgery addict)
    Tyson Fury

  16. Jesus H! Can’t keep up. Let’s hope me dodgy connection holds:

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscaird d’Estaing
    Walter Wolfgang

    Spotted Walter being supported in the street outside the Labour Party Conference in Brighton. Looked terminally fucked.

  20. I always felt sorry for Tony Booth.Yes he was a cunt but he was in the same family as Cherie and Tony Blair and Lauren Booth.That was payment enough for his sins in my book.Still dunno how he pulled Pat Phoenix.Talk about punching above your weight!

  21. Always thought he was a pretty good actor.A lot of his roles where characters similar to him.He was the perfect irritating adversary for Alf Garnett.

    • Fair dues, he was good in ‘Till Death…’ Doesn’t really outweigh him inflicting Cherie ‘letter box’ Blair on us though.

      • I remember Booth being good in The Professionals… He was in the notorious ‘Klansmen’ episode…

      • Which was not screened by ITV, yet was sold to and shown on TV stations all over the world including in Africa, without ever getting a single complaint…

  26. I would like the usual still alive cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

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