Cressida Dick

Cressida Dick is a cunt.

The new chief of the Met has announced that she is a lesbian. Well,what a fucking shock,who would have guessed? However,the reason I’m cunting the silly bitch is that she has announced that “diversity issues” will be a key part of her regime, while also announcing that solving burglary was now a low priority.

Fucking great. Ignore the fact that people’s houses are being robbed,in favour of pushing minority agendas. …”Your house has been burgled,you say…Well tough shit, we’re too busy making sure that deviants and immigrants are taking priority over the people who pay taxes.” I’d have thought that keeping peoples homes safe is a bit more important than the Gay/Lesbian/Sandwog/Pikey/Extremist Alliance feeling “excluded”.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

59 thoughts on “Cressida Dick

    • Of course she will have some political bollocks at the core of her agenda as she wont have a fucking scooby how to catch criminals or deal with an angry man having down precious little of that in her coseted career. Useless fucking cow. Be afraid London. Be very afraid.

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  1. Actually while I think about it, this woman typifies all that is wrong with policing today. Ultra leftist PC apologist who is obsessed with “diversity” ,etc.

    Cares more about image than the safety of honest coppers like me. Could not care less that she is a lesbian. I am as gay as a goose but can see the obvious:This woman is beyond DANGEROUS.Hates to think of arming the police but has armed bodyguards herself!

    She actually said that PC Palmer would still be dead even if he had a gun. Have a fucking word with yourself, love.

    Guardian reading, granola knottong Marxist SJW

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  2. More box ticking at it’s most profligate.

    Looking at her she looks like the “man” one in any bean-flicking relationship.

    So maybe it should be Cressida “wants a” Dick?

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    • Maybe Mr “I’ll fuck anything” Fiddler can romp her?

      Speaking of bean flicking Rebel, she looks like Mr.Bean Hahaha I had to do a triple take to assure myself it wasn’t Rowan

      Nasty looking slag bitch too, another “diversity is our strength” cunt in other words a traitor and certified cunt. I hope she catches all those dangerous right wing people who have opinions about stuff we can’t be having that

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    • Its surname seems highly appropriate, indeed.

      It’s also a global cunt for resembling Sturgeon !

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  3. There’s a lot of questions to be asked about this Dicksplash cunt. Why did she leave the Met to join the Home Office after the Brazilian cunt had his head ventilated as a result of an operation under her command? What the fuck was she doing at the Home Office because no cunt seems to know? Why is she allowed to sneak back in when the previous cunt retired? Why is she taking 40 grand less than the previous cunt? Why has she waived her pension rights for her time as Comissioner? It all stinks to high heaven to me and that corrupt Camel driving cunt Suckdick Khan is right in the middle of it. Bunch of bent cunts, in more ways than one.

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    • It was a mistake when they shot the Brazilian Jean Paul De Menezes,they were really after his very naughty brother Dennis De Menezes.

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      • Yeah!! Surely Mr Menezes would not have been shot if he had fucked off home when he should have. Hindsight is wonderful

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        • Eh he wouldn’t have been shot if he didn’t run from the rozzers shortly after 7/7.

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          • He wasn’t running anywhere, he wasn’t wearing a “bulky” winter coat in the middle of summer, he didn’t jump the ticket barrier. He was sitting in a tube train, minding his own fucking business and 2 cunts put 4 fucking bullets in his head, no questions asked. All down to the “Gold Commander” of the operation, Cressida fucking Dicksplash.

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  4. The police and the courts seem to forget their job is to maintain law and order and protect the innocent and prosecute the guilty.

    Ticking boxes and filling forms is the new way, never mind what is just and fair.

    If the police won’t do their job then let’s get back to the basics of right and wrong. If you do wrong, then it’s my right to kick you in the bollocks. Who said two wrongs don’t make a right?

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  5. A political appointment if ever there was one. Dick was a favourite in political circles, she is a LGBT supporter, a Diversity Champion, and I daresay she ticks all the other boxes as well. There is no doubt in my mind, that this has nothing to do with policing, but everything to do with promoting an agenda.
    Her time at the Home Office has obviously been well spent, and she will have cosied to the two big players that really matter in issues like this, May and Rudd.

    The whole fucking issue is a festering arseful of shite! This is the wrong appointment, and for the wrong FUCKING REASONS!.

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    • I spotted a small typo in your comment. You obviously meant to say:
      “And I daresay she Licks all the other boxes as well”

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    • I blame the parents. If you have the surname ‘Dick’ and don’t change it by deed poll there is something seriously wrong with you. And to compound it by calling your precious offspring ‘Cressida’ is unforgiveable. This cunt was once a baby and was handicapped at birth with this name. Can you imagine her school days? Sounds like a name bestowed by a real dick such as Geldoff, Bonio or Beckham.

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        • I also had a teacher called Willie Dick.
          My mater always laughed that he wasn’t happy with just one.

          The worst surname I’ve ever encountered was Honeybun.

          If yer reading this, hello Matthew Honeybun from Northampton.

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          • I used to work with a bloke called Ian Brady. Not the real one but he took some right stick. The thing is he was born well after Brady was banged up. Hadn’t his parents heard of the Brady cunt? I mean, if your name was Blair you wouldn’t call your kid Tony would you?

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          • One of my teachers was a Mr Prettyman.
            Coincidentally, he was an ugly cunt…

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          • 3 of my teachers at school were called Mrs Savage, Mrs Hurt and Mrs Slaughter.

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          • Had a maths teacher Mr Akinka from Africa somewhere, started to look like a pint of Guinness when he was going grey.

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          • In a previous occupation, we had clients, Dr Glasscock, Dr Cockshoot, B J Sessions and a Charlie Chicken. That’s just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Those were the day! Along with laughing at peaceful types with those massive steak and kidney pie type hats on their heads. that are popular in Afghanistan.

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        • Went to school with a kid called John Glasscock.
          One teacher, trying to check out the correct pronunciation asked him if it was Glass cock or Glassco. What do your parents call you he said: John was the reply. Cue whole class in fits and one cunt of an embarrassed teacher.

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    • The last one Hogan cunt was worse.
      He was a bender but kept it quiet.
      Was an open secret in met cid that he was fucking a stable boy from the police stables.

      Govt had that locked down tight with the media too.

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  6. Been watching Prime Ministers questions, The Speaker John Bercow sounds like he’s straining out a shit when he announces loudly the next person to ask a question. What a house full of cunts acting like they’re in school. The cunts.

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    • You’re brave B&WC. I couldn’t watch PMQ without causing serious material damage to the environment. As for squeaker.. he probably was doing a jobby in his pants. Cunt.

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      • Watched it a few times since May became PM. She regularly pisses all over Corbyn. She can really show him up for the bumbling cretin that he is. Not that it’s difficult. He ALWAYS ends up losing his temper when being interviewed by the media.

        In an age when image is everything in politics, Corbyn’s obvious hatred of the media, even those who are on his side, shows him up as the nasty, ignorant piece of shit he is. Corbyn is a leader in the same way that I’m the Emperor of Mars.

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        • I watch pmqs when I can but I always start swearing uncontrollably at the tv as soon as Angus mcprorridewog start his whinge.

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          • Oh God, I can’t stand that SNP wanker speaking, he’s offensive.

            Also, why would Labour want May to take on Comrade Corbyn in a Tv debate? She rinses him in PMQs on a regular basis!

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          • That SNP wanker will be Angus Robertson. An English cunt if I’m not mistaken.Born in Wimbledon.

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  7. Just thought of an election poster the Tories could use against Labour. A big photo of Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell with the slogan;

    “Do you really want these two know IRA supporters in Downing Street”?

    Then could also list a selection of their policies and beliefs;

    Wants to Abolish Trident
    Wants to let MORE immigrants into the UK
    Wants to bring in yet more “Green” taxes and laws
    Refuses to sing the National Anthem
    Disrespects the Armed Forces
    Thinks that race baiter Diane Fatbot would be a good Home Secretary
    Thinks that moron Emily Thornberry would be a good Foreign Secretary
    Prefer immigrants to the British working class

    Labour won’t win anyway, but it doesn’t mean that the Tories can’t give them a few good punches.

    Immigrants will still vote for them, Pakis and other Muslim slime. And from what I’ve just seen on the news, there are quite a few White British who will vote for him. Two of them were thick enough to go on national television and genuinely say that they thought Corbyn would do a better job than May. He isn’t even a good leader of the Labour party, he’d be a fucking disaster as Prime Minister.

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  8. Apparently Dick is a serious man hating clunge chomper who carries a rape alarm.
    You have to admire her optimism.

    And how come transgenders expect everyone to accept them for who they are…when they can’t even do that to themselves…..

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    • How profound.

      That’s an argument winner there, J R Cuntley.
      I’ll hold a placard with that written on it.

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  9. I hear the Police are currently searching for the knitting needle killer after another murder.

    Police believe he maybe following a pattern….

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  10. What utter cunt put a snowflake in charge of law enforcement?!!
    Bet she’s got the crims shaking in their shoes!
    Next they’ll put that twat Izzard as head of the army!

    “Pink berets for everyone!”

    … BANG ….

    Eddie?

    …. Eddie?

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    • Because he went after Leon Brittan and some toff Army General cunt on suspicion of paedophilia activities and (in Brittan’s case) covering up evidence of a Westminster nonce ring. He got too close to the very heart of the Establishment and had to go. Dicksplash won’t make the same mistake.

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  11. The more I think about her the more I hate her. Diversity championing muesli knitting partial vegan Marxist Guardian reader. Sadiq Khan must be very happy.War on crime? No all out war on white straight malehetro Christian officers. I am gay and Jewish but can see the writing on the wall.The MET is wholly preoccupied with the rights of the so called downtrodden.Lord Steven’s once said to me that diversity is ths ability to call anyobe a CUNT. He was right. The next commissoner will be an autistic black non-binary trans otherkin in a wheelchair who is a Hindu half the week and Toaist on Fridays.The MET is fucked because of cunts like Sadiq Kha Jenny Jones and Creesida Dick.

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  12. The Police are……cunts. My few dealings with the filth don’t give me much confidence in them. After reading about this lesbian leader of the Met who made comments about burglary being a waste of time and resources makes me wonder what the fuck is going to happen next. A fair bit of cunty council tax goes towards the police and all I see is one or two plastic bobbies wandering around in a daze. Useless cunts think they have power, the deluded fuckwits.

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    • Fuck da polis.

      Totally agree Gingers Ballsac.

      Bullies, just show off fuckin bullies.
      I will always see them as my enemy, even my relatives who are pigs.
      Thank fuck they don’t have guns, their batons and boots already sting when hit by them.

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      • Can you tell me birdman as I get a bit confused with the Spanish police. Is it the Guardia Civil which is the main police force?

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        • I wrote you a reply about an hour ago, Gingers Ballsac

          Fuck knows were it went.

          I don’t know why Spain has the Guardia Civil, Policia Local, Policia Nacional and the dummy ones are called Proteccion Civil.

          Sixteen years and I’m still none the wiser.

          When I’ve had shite with the cunt downstairs, its the Policia Nacional that have fucked about with it.
          Fucked about, not dealt with the situations.

          Here the polis are called La Poli or Pitufos.
          Pitufos is Spanish for Smurfs.

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  13. Anyone got any Police friends?

    Fucking ell, not that I have stolen goods, drugs, or anything dodgy where I live but I would be well paranoid if a mate of mine was old bill. Imagine being in the pub and you fancy a line, you can’t exactly call your dealer in front of your Police mate could you. If I was old bill a lot of seized drugs would go ‘missing’ from the station and I would know Naffink abaaaaaht it.

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    • My uncle is ex polis, three of my cousins are polis and my Mater was something to do with liaison shite.
      I never paid attention to her job title coz imo , any cunt that works with the polis is also a cunt, yep, even the Mater.

      A trainee polis got pissed and tried to arrest my pal in a bar one night.
      That was the end of his career before it even started.

      Fuck the polis. 🙂

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  14. I couldn’t give a fuck what her sex, or her sexuality is, if she was the the best candidate for the job. But you know damn well agenda put her there, and not talent.

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  15. Surely the heading has to be
    CRESSIDA LIKES CUNT
    Always up for a good lezza film but would give it a miss if she appeared

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