Dead Pool (47)

George Michael or Liz Smith – take your pick. Not sure which one went first

Anyhow, new management and we move on to Dead Pool 47…

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool (47)

  1. Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Leslie Phillips
    John Hurt
    Charles Manson

    Oh, and Liz went first (Christmas Eve), but George was announced first!

      • Cheers Dick… Didn’t see Kendo’s nominations.. I’ll have Emily off Corrie then…

        So it’s

        Tommy Docherty
        Frank O’ Farrell
        Hugh Hefner
        Geoffrey Bayldon
        Eileen Derbyshire

  2. Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Len Brown
    John Minto

    Hopefully one of these cunts will be my winning ticket this time!

  3. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Chuck Blazer
    Jack Warner

    Fucking FIFA cunts! Did you bastards.

  4. King Michael of Romania
    Jean grand Duke of Luxembourg
    Billy Graham
    Kirk Douglas
    Clare Hollingworth

  5. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  6. Dobri Dobrev
    Clifton James
    George P Schultz
    Mary Wilson
    Pierre Cardin

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow.

  7. I”ll have Lil Wayne then Norman,if no other cunt has bagged him……..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  8. One of the educational things about the deadpool is that i thought half the cunts mentioned were already dead.

      • Bugger! Lost half my regulars to being tardy!
        I’ll have this cunt instead….
        Bruce Jenner.

        And his tranny name, whatever it is counts too! 😀

  9. ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka
    Jimmy Carter
    John Hurt
    Michael Heseltine
    Robert Mugabe

    • Rivron…has that cunt ever been cunted? He should have been because he is less funny than that cunt Marcus Brigstock, and he has. I think

  10. If no one has nicked them already, carried over from last pool:

    Helmut Kohl
    John Le Carre
    Barry Humphreys
    Norman Foster
    Ennio Morricone

  11. Pop your clogs, you lot;
    John Williams
    Leslie Philips
    Brian Mathew
    Boy George
    Vera Lynn

  12. I was beginning to think The Dead Pool was another high profile death at Christmas. Anyway my usual 5 ( and to think I was had Debbie Reynolds)

    Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Irene Papas
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Brigette Bardot.

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