Dead Pool (47)

Posted on January 4, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

George Michael or Liz Smith – take your pick. Not sure which one went first

Anyhow, new management and we move on to Dead Pool 47…

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool (47)”

J R Cuntley on January 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm said:

Cher
Burt Reynolds
Richard Wilson
Christopher Biggins
Chevy Chase

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birdman on January 4, 2017 at 10:25 pm said:

Kirk Douglas
Charlie Watt
Clint Eastwood
Andy Bell
June Brown

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Wankycunt on January 4, 2017 at 10:27 pm said:

Bernie Ecclestone
Barry Cryer
Bernard Cribbens
Tom Baker
Bruce Springsteen

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Dick Fiddler on January 4, 2017 at 10:31 pm said:

Jill Gascoine
Gregg Allman
Jake LaMotta
Malcolm Young
Terry Jones

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Tony Blair is a Cunt on January 4, 2017 at 10:37 pm said:

Gazza
Danny Baker
Jackie Stallone
Keith Richards
Prince Philip

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Mr Bastard on January 4, 2017 at 10:46 pm said:

George A Romero
John Carpenter
Colin Dexter
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy

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Cunt O'MaCunto on January 4, 2017 at 10:50 pm said:

Lionel Blair
Charles Manson
Angela Lansbury
Bobby Charlton
Jimmy Carter

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kendo nag on January 4, 2017 at 10:52 pm said:

Her Maj
Blatter
Nicholas Parsons
Ken Dodds dads dogs dead
Prince Philip

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 5, 2017 at 7:17 pm said:
  
  Prince Philip has already gone.
  
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Bastard well Bastard on January 4, 2017 at 10:59 pm said:

Pele
Peter Starstedt
Juan Carlos I of Spain
Albert Finney
John Noakes

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Fred West on January 4, 2017 at 11:06 pm said:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
John Hurt
Charles Manson

Oh, and Liz went first (Christmas Eve), but George was announced first!

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- Dick Fiddler on January 5, 2017 at 11:37 am said:
  
  Looks like Cunt O MaCunto beat you Manson, Fred.
  
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  - TitSlapper on January 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm said:
    
    I know Wouldn’t even name the winners what gives?!
    
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  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 5, 2017 at 7:19 pm said:
    
    It is a joint win.
    
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- Fred West on January 5, 2017 at 1:31 pm said:
  
  I’ll have Tony Britton instead of Manson then.
  
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Norman on January 4, 2017 at 11:15 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Geoffrey Bayldon
Hugh Hefner
Queen Elizabeth II

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- Dick Fiddler on January 5, 2017 at 12:05 pm said:
  
  Queen Liz already claimed, Norman. Kendo Nag
  
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  - Norman on January 5, 2017 at 1:43 pm said:
    
    Cheers Dick… Didn’t see Kendo’s nominations.. I’ll have Emily off Corrie then…
    
    So it’s
    
    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Hugh Hefner
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Eileen Derbyshire
    
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Cunty Bolax on January 4, 2017 at 11:21 pm said:

Rolf Harris
Gary Glitter
Stuart Hall
Ian Brady
Bob Geldof

Wishful thinking I know.

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Gingers Ballsac on January 4, 2017 at 11:25 pm said:

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
John Redwood
Tommy Mair
Gina Miller
Tim Farron

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KiwiCunt on January 5, 2017 at 12:44 am said:

Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Len Brown
John Minto

Hopefully one of these cunts will be my winning ticket this time!

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Cunt's Mate Cunt on January 5, 2017 at 1:49 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner

Fucking FIFA cunts! Did you bastards.

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- Cunt's Mate Cunt on January 5, 2017 at 1:49 am said:
  
  Die not did. Fucking autocorrect.
  
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  - TitSlapper on January 6, 2017 at 12:44 pm said:
    
    “Did you bastards” sounds funnier anyway
    
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jane-arse on January 5, 2017 at 5:01 am said:

Tony Pulis
Pepe Mel
Sir Alex Ferguson
HRH The Queen
Bob Dylan

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- Norman on January 5, 2017 at 11:58 am said:
  
  Queen Liz already claimed, jane-arse….
  
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Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 5, 2017 at 8:10 am said:

King Michael of Romania
Jean grand Duke of Luxembourg
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Clare Hollingworth

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 5, 2017 at 8:31 am said:
  
  Oops Kirk is already gone.I will nominate
  
  Lilianne Bettencourt
  
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Odin's balls on January 5, 2017 at 8:28 am said:

Tony Blair
Lily Allen
Gina Miller
Bahar Mustafa
Pete Doherty

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 5, 2017 at 7:20 pm said:
  
  Miller has already been selected.
  
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Rebel without a Cunt! on January 5, 2017 at 8:36 am said:

Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres

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Ram it home Ginger Rogers on January 5, 2017 at 8:47 am said:

Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt

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Uncle Dickie on January 5, 2017 at 9:13 am said:

Dobri Dobrev
Clifton James
George P Schultz
Mary Wilson
Pierre Cardin

That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow.

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Black and White Cunt on January 5, 2017 at 9:32 am said:

Bruce Forsythe
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Des O’connor
Donald Rumsfeld

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Bob Stokely 30 on January 5, 2017 at 10:19 am said:

Rolf Harris
Pete Docherty
Bono (hopefully)
Bob Geldof (ideally)
Mick Jagger

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 5, 2017 at 7:21 pm said:
  
  Rolf Harris already taken.
  
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TitSlapper on January 5, 2017 at 1:09 pm said:

Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Benjamin Netanyahu

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lord benny on January 5, 2017 at 1:12 pm said:

vera lyn
Dioclese
nextdoors wife

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- TitSlapper on January 5, 2017 at 4:17 pm said:
  
  you know something we don’t? missing a few too
  
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jane-arse on January 5, 2017 at 1:15 pm said:

I”ll have Lil Wayne then Norman,if no other cunt has bagged him……..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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birdman on January 5, 2017 at 1:36 pm said:

One of the educational things about the deadpool is that i thought half the cunts mentioned were already dead.

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Mr. BlobbyBlobby on January 5, 2017 at 2:12 pm said:

Michael Barrymore
Boy George
Morrissey
Oscar Pistorius
Charlie Sheen

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Johnson on January 5, 2017 at 2:21 pm said:

Lineker
Lily Mong
Barry Bright
Flabbott
Nick Clegg

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 5, 2017 at 7:22 pm said:
  
  Who is Barry Bright?
  
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King Cunt on January 5, 2017 at 3:47 pm said:

George Bush Senior
David Rockefeller
Doris Day
Bob Hawke
Jerry Lewis

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