He also insulted the majority of voters by haughtily announcing that we didn’t what we were voting for. Which in Owenspeak, means we were too thick to know what we were voting. The problem Smith has there, apart from being a patronising cunt, is that we knew EXACTLY what we were voting for.
I didn’t think Labour could come up with a candidate who was worse than Corbyn. The lesson there is, never underestimate Labour’s ability to find a leadership candidate even shittier than the current/previous one. Even the Welsh hate him.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Owen Smith has found the answer to the homeless crisis in Britain – built lots of houses and give them to the homeless.
Brilliant! They won’t be able to pay rent, light or heating but at least they’ll have a roof over their heads.
And the money will come from central government via the local council – or in other words from the likes of you and me.
A plan so frighteningly simple that even the homeless charities think it’s complete bollocks. Nice one, Taffy…
Nominated by: Dioclese