Owen Smith [4]

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Owen Smith is a thick cunt. He was interviewed by John Humphries on his radio show and despite all evidence to the contrary, he claimed the UK was heading into a recession because of Brexit.

He also insulted the majority of voters by haughtily announcing that we didn’t what we were voting for. Which in Owenspeak, means we were too thick to know what we were voting. The problem Smith has there, apart from being a patronising cunt, is that we knew EXACTLY what we were voting for.

I didn’t think Labour could come up with a candidate who was worse than Corbyn. The lesson there is, never underestimate Labour’s ability to find a leadership candidate even shittier than the current/previous one. Even the Welsh hate him.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Owen Smith has found the answer to the homeless crisis in Britain – built lots of houses and give them to the homeless.

Brilliant! They won’t be able to pay rent, light or heating but at least they’ll have a roof over their heads.

And the money will come from central government via the local council – or in other words from the likes of you and me.

A plan so frighteningly simple that even the homeless charities think it’s complete bollocks. Nice one, Taffy…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Social media addicts

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I’m not actually going to cunt social media but the fucking retarded lemmings that sit there all day looking at it.

Naive and gullible to the fact that the people they are looking at with fake tans and beeming white teeth are as fucking bored with their pointless lives as they are – they just hide it better with camera smiles, instagram filters, photoshop and clothes they keep the receipts for.

I had to use instagram for business recently and the whole thing made me sick. I can honestly say it is full of the most egotistical narcissistic (that took a few times to speel) braindead morons I have ever had the displeasure to encounter.

I actually had to meet a few of the 1,000,000 plus followers “icons”. All of them are as thick as pig shit, just slightly more intelligent than the mass of moronic retards that follow their every move – only because they realise how to manipulate them so they can make money.

Oh and they don’t look anything like they do in the pictures – for those dumb cunts who are still looking for all the birds they see on instagram, thinking must live in a small village in Sweden.

Obviously, I had enough, hired a lemming to do my social media and went back to handling financial matters instead.

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts