There are many reasons for this. The concept of using indicators to give other road users a faint idea of where the fuck they are going is as alien to them as waiting at a junction instead of just pulling out and making oncoming traffic slam on. If you then toot the horn you get a display worthy of one of those signing fuckers that take up half the screen on late night tv.

They park wherever the fuck they like and chat quite happily on their phones as they leave half a job done at some poor cunts house and fuck off early to the pub via Ladbrokes.

Also, vans seem to be the new mid life crisis mobile. Gone are the widowmaker sports bike and in come the VW T5 camper, chavved up and lowered like an invalid version of the mystery machine.

Arseholes!

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye