The prick attempts to be surrreal but ends up looking like the idiot cousin of Bilbo Bagshot, yes a fuckwit. Joe get back to the back of the queue, you are a nobody. Cuuuuuunt.!
Nominated by: Donkey Kong’s Balls
Thanks to this fucking prick myself and countless others in my year at school were subjected to his fucking shit writings/plays/whatever etc. Those of you who disagree (probably very few) call me what you like but I wish I could go back in time to give this fucking gobshite a good swift kick in the bollocks and then a good kicking whilst he’s on the floor writhing in agony. He should have thanked his lucky stars that he got away with that in comparison to the sheer agony that me and my mates had to endure listening to his dross being rammed down our throats on a regular basis.
Because of this cunt any microbe of interest (if any) I may have had in the subject of English was destroyed in a heartbeat. Fuck you Shakespeare (posthumously), fuck you, you complete fucking cunt !!!
Nominated by: Captain Cunteye
Shakespeare; a man whose comedies aren’t funny and whose tragedies are comic. And don’t start me on the fucking sonnets..!
I did MacBeth for English Lit A level. I can still quote the fucking thing.
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace
From day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time”
Got that fucker right, eh Willy?!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Member of the Conservative Cornerstone Group (a group of traditional conservatives with the motto “Faith, Flag and Family”), the man who regularly votes against efforts to liberalise laws relating to sexual behaviour and prostitution, and the man who famously lectured Max Mosley on sexual morality following the latter’s entrapment by the News of the World.
Yes – that John Whittingdale is also THIS John Whittingdale – a man with a penchant for prostitutes and dominatrixes who he invites to the House of Commons, takes abroad as his “plus one” on DCMS jollies (and then fails to disclose the hospitality in the Register of Members Interests), and knows the rightwing press won’t expose him because he can help them emasculate both the BBC and the Leveson reforms.
Not only that but his half-brother is a convicted nonce too.
The hypocrisy of this bloated cunt (and indeed all of those editors who bleat about how Leveson would “stifle the free press”!) is quite stupendous. That any Cabinet member can be authoritatively regarded as “as asset of the Daily Mail” should be immediate grounds for resignation – especially when there’s a hint of blackmail about the whole sordid business: “we’ll keep your secrets if you do our bidding”.
Nominated by: Fed West