I hate Blur. Every fibre in my body is anti Blur. There isn’t a song that I’ve heard that is even remotely good. Oasis are genuises compared to Blur and thats not saying much because they have done some pretty shite stuff.

I also have convinced myself that their brother vs. brother fued is somewhat of a scam,can’t tell anymore. Gorrilaz are really shite too I can’t believe they have made millions over it, who buys this shit? This form of corruption in the music industry encourages bad/no talent and bravado.

Also they have upped prices on Cd’s and vinyl as a way to combat piracy. What a load of shite.

Nominated by: Titslapper

I think its time to cunt those begging adverts, or digital charity mugging.

‘….this is mrs click click durk, she has to walk ten miles a day to get dirty water…blah blah, dead and dying kids etc etc’

Its really awful that there is no running water, and the rivers are full of typhoid, dysentery and parasites (at least the parasites are not as big as the cunts on Labour run councils, like Rotherham and Sheffield) and that they have to walk 2 hours to school, that there has been an earthquake, that they are going blind, but we can’t save all these cunts.

£3 is not all it costs to improve someones life/hearing/clean water, what about the directors running charities like Oxfam who are on £170K a year? Its supposed to be a fucking charity, and charity begins at home so how about a dose of reality in the salary department you robbing Quangocrat cunts? These same ‘fake’ charities actually already derive a large portion of their incomes from central governments in the EU, so its a double tax rinse for those dumb enough to fall for their shite.

After all, they seem to get better then try and secret themselves into plane undercarriages and cargo ships, all bound for good old blighty. As if its not enough, The DFID spunks millions of taxpayers money helping these cunts, who ultimately choose a new dictator to murder the next tribe down the road. The white man needs to stay the fuck out of african politics, the last 200 years still have not taught us that today’s refugee is tomorrow’s freedom fighter, and the next day’s genocidal dictator. For the love of christ, stop sending fucking money to Africa!

‘We are the victims, you cannot treat us like this’ is the usual cry from the Nigerian asylum seekers at the UK’s ports. Its not like there is a population crisis in Africa, if the fuckers would exercise some restraint and birth control (council sink dwellers should try this too) maybe their lives might be a bit less complex and reliant on western handouts.

I don’t want to give to these fuckers, I don’t want my nose rubbed in their suffering every 5 minutes be it on TV, in the high street, or in Magazines. And the government cunts should also stop throwing taxpayers cash at them.

Leave us the fuck alone you pious begging cunts!

Nominated by: The Captain