If you are physically crippled, and you know you’re good enough, then there is nothing stopping you competing in sports against the able bodied. A triple heart bypassed black Kenya African athlete would most likely whoop the arse of, and still win against, a super fit white English long distance runner. A one arm Russian high jumper might still win the event against all two arms’ high jumpers.
And if you are a wheel chaired or other crippled sporty person and can’t compete with the able bodied athlete – get over it! You’re not good enough to compete with the fittest you whinging cunts. You are given equality under the law to compete with the fittest in any Olympic event if you want or can. But you want ‘special treatment’ to have your own Olympics at tax payer or fit peoples expense. Well nothing is stopping you finding your own private sponsors or paying for your own crippled contestant team sports – so fuck off and do just that.
Only don’t call it Olympics, you spastic cunts.
Nominated by: Entopy
Fuck off, those Paralympic cunts have to have something to do now they have been crippled ‘fighting’ for Liz and her commonwealth, the huge compensation is only good for a few years so they need a focus, and this pile of wank is the perfect distraction from the fact you thought you were fighting for the country but in reality you were canon fodder bringing ‘democracy’ to the Middle East.
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The rules of the Paralympic Summer Games.
There are a number of little-known rules that are very rarely known by paralympic athletes:
*In the finale of the men’s 100m, the lane on which a competitor runs legally becomes the territory of his nation.
*In the Javelin, the use of actual javelins is not required. For example, during the 1974 Games, a Canadian paralympic athlete with no arms used a bow and arrow.
*It is legal and encouraged to use leg or arm attached spring pogo blades.
*Any disabled baby born inside the main stadium during the course of the Games gains diplomatic immunity.
*In case of a death during an event, the late paralympic athlete’s nation gets double points.
*If, during a contest (such as weight-lifting) a competitor dislocates a major joint, “no attempt shall be made to mask or in any way hinder the audience’s viewing of the injury”.
*Anyone under 16 is allowed to take part in the Paralympic Games if he/she is Russian.
*The UK is not allowed to win the overall medals tally, as nothing but complete failure will please the rest of the world. (This rule was abolished in 2012 for the London Paralympics).
*The Paralympic Sports can only be televised on the BBC if the British are good at it.
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I’d like to cunt this post and the cunt who wrote it.
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I’d like to cunt no sense of humour cantankerous people.
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Consider yourself cunted 😉
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I laugh at those cunts who pride themselves at having a sense of humour as long as it is other people who are the butt of their jokes. Twats such as Entopy probably cry like little girls when they are on the receiving end themselves.
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It’s a Zionist conspiracy against him, Norman.
Wibble.
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He’s a proper cunt and no mistaking it
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Your cuntitude about me is taken with smiles.
Of all the billions of websites on the Internet, there is none better I know than this one to receive a public cunting! What a true bunch of cuntey cunters you all are!
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There’s no ‘e’ in ‘cunty’…
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