Scientology

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Scientology is overdue for a cunting.

What brings this cunting to the fore is the letter that dropped onto my doormat yesterday, inviting me to join a course on detoxification with the ‘church’ of cuntology.

Apparently, for a fee I can go to a scientology centre and have numerous toxins removed from my system including street drugs, prescription drugs, petrol / diesel and Asbestos.

Now call me a cunt, but I always thought that removing drugs from your system is pretty easy. Don’t start taking them in the first place.

Asbestos on the other hand is an absolute cunt of a substance and any poor fucker who gets it in their lungs is in for a slow and painful death. There is no cure.

My ex father-in-law is currently wasting away from asbestosis and I have already seen one of my engineers go the same way. It is a heartbreaking and terrifying way to die for all involved.

The reason I fucking despise Scientology is that they prey on the gullible and vulnerable…..and then relieve them of all their cash and worldly belongings when they are at their lowest ebb.

I have seen the way they recruit, their brainwashing techniques and the downward spiral into something approaching mental illness of those unfortunate enough to get wrapped up with them. All first hand.

L. Ron Hubbard was a mediocre science fiction writer, not a prophet. The ‘church’ members are a bunch of deranged, manipulative cunts and they can take their billion year contracts, roll them up and insert them fucking sideways.

Fuck them, fuck all of them to hell and back!

I hope they die screaming. The cunts!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

ISIS defectors’ parents

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So your daughter fucked off to join ISIS and it’s everybody else’s fault but yours…

What the police, and other agencies for that matter, should have said to you was “Look, you whingeing fucking muzzie pricks, they were YOUR daughters. How the fuck did you not know what was happening to them? YOU were in the best position to notice that they were being radicalised, and in fact, we find it someoe suspicious that you DIDN’T fucking know. YOU need to accept responsibility for this, because it’s YOUR fucking fault. Now fuck off!”

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

How about another cozzer cunting? The knobhead police apologising to the knobhead parents of the knobhead ISIS schoolgirl slags… is this what makes Britain great?

If Blighty gets any more pathetic and piss weak, people will be wishing we had lost in WWII..

Nominated by: Norman