The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 13. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each by agreement after a massive public consultation. (Actually, I just asked a couple of people who would agree with me. It works for Cameron & Miliband.) Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice either here or over at Dioclese. Not much of a prize but you do get the kudos of cuntishness aplenty.

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.