I’ll own that over my many years, I’ve been a keen student of the weird and wonderful world of human sexuality, and even at my age, you can learn something new every day. Sometimes however, you just have to wonder at how odd people can actually be.

Take the recent case of a couple of middle-aged swingers from Oz, who have perpetrated a ‘sex act’ involving, er, a trout. Details are frustratingly, if understandably sketchy, so we can only imagine the indignities that the poor fish was forced to endure.

Police have charged the tossers with bestiality, and quite right too; IsAC readers will, I’m sure, join me in expressing sympathy for the poor fish. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘trout pout’.

Daily Star

Nominated by: Ron Knee.

(The infamous photo of Begum (centre) and her cohorts, leaving the UK for Syria and ISIL)

Shamima Begum …..the dangerous immo who is not an immo.

I’ve thought long and hard about this case and I can’t make any sense of it. We welcome all sorts of cunts who turn up on a Kent beach and say “I’m claiming political asylum” , ship them off to a plush hotel, feed them, give them money and access to health care and education, translators and shit…..the sort of shit we have to queue up for and are supposed to be grateful for, despite the fact we’ve already fucking paid for it.

Apparently we can’t do anything about these cunts because of “international law”.

Yet here is Shamima, a British citizen, born and brought up in this country, with a British fucking passport who can be deprived of her citizenship and told to stay in Syria.

Don’t get me wrong, I would hang this lying P*ki bitch from the nearest lamp post but that’s not the point.

The fucking point is how come this government obeys “international law” in one case and then says “fuck you” in another case? It’s a glaring contradiction that no cunt in politics or the media ever addresses.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(For those of a legal disposition, you could read this view of her case, especially the conclusion: Day Admin  – Opinion Juris )

And then there’s this from W.C.Boggs

Another nomination for this treacherous little cunt. In addition to having her self righteous sense of martyrdom plastered in the newspapers (where at least you can use her photo and story as lavatory paper), the BBC (who else?) have now devoted TWO series of six programmes on Wireless 4 (where else?) to the daft little bitch. It is quite clear that the BBC are her chief cheerleaders. Despite being a complete arsehole who should have been aborted, what other 22 year old would merit two series of programmes about her stinking, putrid life?:

BBC Link 1

I heard part of one of these programmes last week, while waiting for Gloomsbury to start. As she is a Manuel figure (“I know nuffin…..nuffin”). As far as I know the transmissions only get broadcast at eleven on a weekday morning, but just what are the BBC up to?. given that only only a few people are listening, and even fewer interested, unless you are a radical Muslim.

More on this subject from Minge Juice Bottler.

May I add the recent BBC2 TV documentary, ‘The Shamima Begum Story’.

90 minutes devoted to making her look like the average girl next door.

BBC Link 2

Lisa Nandy is a cunt.

This Labour woke bitch not only wants to indulge rapists, she also thinks that that trannie child rapist piece of shit, Christopher Worton should be allowed to stay in a womens prison. I’ve heard of selling out your own kind, but fuck me….

This demented slag thinks that convicted rapists and Joe Ronces should be able to choose which home office hotel they stay in?

Don’t forget to vote Labour in the next election, ladies.

Guido Fawkes

Nominated by: Norman

Yes, it comes to us all in the end and obviously we want our demise to happen as quietly and as painlessly as possibly.

However, in my lifetime I have seen my parents, grandparents and some of my in-laws succumb to death via different variations and levels of pain through cancer.

It really is quite hard to watch you mother, father, grandfather etc. take their last breath in some hospital/hospice bed. One minute they’re alive, the next they’re gone!

On all those occasions I kept wondering what they must be thinking in their sub-conscious state? They’re probably aware of what cancer means and that they will succumb sooner or later. But to be lying their in bed just waiting for the inevitable must be quite unbearable.

But then it also got me thinking about how they prepare for death to arrive. Do they think “I will never walk again, never eat again, never laugh again. Could this be my last breath? What happens after that? How will I know if I am dead or if I’m asleep?”

And that’s what bothers me most. How do you know when you’re dead? How does your mind/body tell you’ve reached the end of the line and everything simply shuts down!

I would like to think that crossing the death threshold will be very similar to falling into a deep sleep. It’s just that when we do go to sleep we hope to awaken again a few hours later. But if you go into a deep sleep how do you know you will wake up again?

I think I would hate having to wait around in some hospice bed for death to arrive. Uncertain of when or how it will arrive. Instead you’re just hanging on to the last thin threads of life until your body/mind shuts down for good and there’s nothing you can do about it.

(A very existential nomination, but one that has been bothering me for some time now)

Nominated by : Technocunt