It’s been a few months now since Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford was ousted as SNP party leader at Westminster. Mercifully the Lard of the Isles has been pretty quiet since, presumably deciding to spend more time with the contents of his fridge.

Sadly, this was not to last. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, the Westminster Whale has resurfaced, blowing off spray in all directions.

He’s been gushing on about how ‘inspiring’ the former FM of Scotland Wee Jimmy Krankie is, rejecting calls that the SNP should suspend her after she was caught on camera looking and sounding shifty regarding the state of the party’s finances.

Then he started weakly bleating on about those finances in a BBC Scotland interview, denying that there were any problems or irregularities, and that everything was indeed ship-shape in the old accounts department.

Now about all these resignations Bloater; yours, Legohead and her dodgy looking husband, the party’s finance chief (claiming ‘lack of information’), the party’s auditors… About Peter Murrell’s arrest, the police raids on various properties, the seized documents and the camper van, this alleged missing cash…

If I was you Bloater, I’d keep my head down and my fat gob shut, and stop acting like the turd that won’t flush. Still, looking on the bright side, you’re fairly entertaining the paying public, and if you keep it up, I’ve every faith that in due course, you’ll end up on the IsAC Wall of Fame, a distinction that you truly deserve.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Rape a 13 year old, you’ll get a free pass.

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Scotland, the same place that allowed an adult male rapist to be remanded in a woman’s prison, because he put a wig on, has handed this thing a 270 day community service order, because apparently, he would have escaped jail anyway as he was ‘only’ 17 at the time of the offence.

I’m sure his 13 year old victim agrees with that. Fortunately, he has been named and photographed. I’ll shed no tear if he’s found kicked to death, in an alley.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Mae Muller – Nul Points.

Mae Muller is the BBC pick to represent the UK in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest. As well as being the usual talent free skid mark she is also a left-wing activist who tweeted that Boris Johnson should be denied a hospital bed when ill with the bat flu, racist Tories, nurses pay, free school meals and how she hates this country.

A bit awkward for Mae since Boris is probably the most popular man in Ukraine after Zenenskyy providing billions in humanitarian and military aid. She is also a Labour Party mouthpiece and Steptoe cheerleader which is odd since she is Jewish and her grandfather survived the holocaust to escape the Nazis and flee to the country she now hates. But who cares about Corbyn’s anti-Semitism, he loves refugees, inflation busting pay rises and cradle to grave socialism and has the magic money tree to prove it.

The BBC are tone deaf cunts, only they could pick some anti-British bint to represent the UK. You can imagine the hysteria if it was someone who supported Brexit or told parents to provide for their own fucking kids. I suspect she will go far in the music industry where actual talent comes secondary to having the correct right on opinions.

I have never watched this pile of shite so Mae, Self-Pity City and the rest of the Ukrainian flag waving bell ends are welcome to each other. Eurovision is supposed to be politically neutral, so that will be as partisan free as ..er …last year.

C’mon Vlad, nuke this ball ache, just a little one and do us all a favour.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

An industry to rival charidees. The Race Industry.

”Hate crime experts to rule whether English countryside harbours ‘rural racism’’ A pleasant walk in the countryside seems to be beyond these cunts.

Dear god they never give up do they? And this will be decided by:—

”The project launching in October 2023 will be led by criminology expert Prof Neil Chakraborti, director of the University of Leicester’s Centre for Hate Studies, along with fellow hate crime specialist Dr Amy Clarke, and colonialism expert Prof Corinne Fowler.”

The University of Leicester Centre of Hate Studies? Fuck me now there’s a course to make useful members of society. And no prizes for guessing the standpoint of the ‘colonialism’ expert.

What has the English countryside done to deserve this? Well they are not specific but one group has taken it upon itself to put up signs pointing to Mecca in the Peak District. Presumeably because the racist Derbyshire cunts havent.

Where you get race, diversity, gender and now hate studies and so on ad fucking infinitum, a cohort is created which has to stir up trouble to justify it’s pointless existence.

It’s a growth industry.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Like so many lads who crack it through football or rock ‘n’ roll, he – against advice – got married.

He thought she was the bee’s knees and could do no wrong. And now? They’re divorcing and she is hiring Harry Hewitt’s lawyer to take Noel to the cleaners.

Sorry, but you were warned, Our Kid….

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(It’s a short nom, but we’re allowing it as it’s a life lesson for us all – NA)

Nominated by : Norman