Notting Hill Carnival, (Stab festival) (6)

 

A cunting, if you please, for the organisers of our favourite annual event, the Notting Hill Carnival.
Usually a cunting that is a tradition of the month of August, I spotted a golden opportunity to get in early.
The event organisers are warning that, without government funding, the carnival could be in jeopardy.
The reason?
After a security review costing £100,000 (paid for by several London councils) the recommendations within, though they have not been made fully public, stated that extra security measures must be put in place.
The Met already supply 7000 fatso’s to take the knee and dance with obese black mamma’s in front of the cameras.
The very same fatso’s that the majority of this stabfests participants want to see defunded. Yet they now suddenly want more of them, courtesy of tax payers money.
If I were Culture Secretary I’d tell them to fuck off!
But i’m not. Lisa Nandy is.
Which will mean a big fat cheque and, most likely, free chiggun for all.
Fucking cheek!

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

Sadiq Khan (47)

 

Yet another cunting for this little wanker. Only last week he was boasting that the King apologised for keeping him waiting when he was daft enough to make him a “Sir”, today today he compares himself to the morbidly obese leader of North Korea, because another of crap schemes (pedestrianising part of the West End’s Oxford Street) has got a large vote in favour. He congratulates himself for being an ignorant cunt. Time the old bastard fucked off to his corner shop, where he will pick his nose and put it int he jelly babies jar.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Dead Pool [365]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Ppool 364 by picking the veteran British Actor Gerald Harper who has died aged 96.He was best known for his roles in Adam the Adamant and Hadleigh and also enjoyed a successful film and stage career.Often cast as a suave lady killer he proved it wasnt all an act after starting a relationship in the early 2000s with the actress Sarah Alexander who was over 40 years his junior.

 

On to Dead Pool 365

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cubt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous person we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The Channel is Getting Worse

 

Two Tier has admitted it’s getting worse, well there is a revelation to rival the likes of ‘it gets cold in Winter’ or in Summer is gets hit’

In reality the situation in the Channel hasn’t changed, the illegals are still coming like they did last week, month, year and the reason is clear, No Fucking Backbone!

Maybe the fact that the levels of violence in the camps around Calais is getting worse, 2 dead from gun shots and several others injured should be a huge wake up call, these cunts are heading here (not the dead ones)

But Starmer has a plan, to Smash the Gangs, how long are we going to wait, 6 months, a year, two years, the end of the decade.

At the very least there has to be a hostile environment towards these cunts, the fucking French/UK Uber service is an absolute disgrace, time to deploy the Navy to repel the boats, the army to sweep up and imprison any that make it to our beaches. A few casualties is acceptable, it won’t take long before they get the message.

Sorry about the telegraph link but by the time the cunting goes live there should be other articles on the subject.

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Nominated by Sick of it.

Cunts who send death threats are – well – cunts

 

British tennis player, the gorgeous Katie Boulter has been on the receiving end of some really sick shit, simply because she lost some tournament or other.

Now, I am well aware that social media is a breeding ground for nutters, bullies and cowards. But this is taking the piss. Katie has had messages wishing her dead and hoping that she gets the Big C. There were other nastier and sicker comments as well.

But, who are these people and why are they doing it? Well, it appears that they are entitled scum who see betting as a way of life. I dare say they are workshy vermin who spend all their ill gotten on gambling. One such turd whined ‘Go to Hell. I lost money my mother sent me.’

I can believe it. The piece of shit who sent that is probably in their 40s, yet they leech off their parents, while getting up at 5pm and living off KFC. You can bet (Boom Boom) that their money isn’t their own.

But seriously, threatening a young lady? What do crap like this get off on?
Of course, if anyone told one of these fuckers to put a shotgun in their gob and do the decent thing, they would cry about ‘hate crime’ and then the mental health card would be pulled out. Along with ‘But… But gambling is an illness, and we need understanding’. No, if anyone needs to meet a hasty demise, then it’s cunts like these fuckers.

I knew Britain was in decline and that social media was a lunatic asylum But how low can people get?

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Nominated by Norman.