Dead Pool [54]

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Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard who has won Dead Pool 53 by picking the guitarist and voyeur Chuck Berry who has died aged 90. Women using restaurant toilets will be able to rest easy at last. So nominations are now open for Dead Pool 54.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Bruce Forsyth
Brian Cant

 

 

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [54]”

  1. And if only I could have a sixth one, it would be that Smelly old tramp Bob Geldof.

  5. Keith Richards
    Buzz Aldrin
    Paul McCartney
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Nicola Sturgeon

    I think the last one will be assassinated, but I promise not to cheat and do it myself.

    • If you sort out the piano wire and logistics, I’ll do it cheap.

      Aw fuck it, I’ll do it for free.

  7. Meat Loaf
    Cytheria (Squirt Queen)
    Steve McManaman
    Diego Maradona
    Arsene Wenger

  9. Good job BWB. My usual five please:

    Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Winston Peters
    Sir Bob Jones

  11. Jane-arse has got Wenger,Theyre All Cunts…………………….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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