That new Barbie film is a cunt. Who the shit writes a script like this? That yawning bore cunt, Noah Borebutt cowrote, Barbie which is a, “WTF?” surely? Might as well have had Woody Allen cowrite it. Bag of shite. Also, Margot Robbie is actually a bit of a psycho, that’s why she was drawn to that psycho project, I am Toyah.

Oh God, Hollywood, start making proper movies again. Makes you long for the days of mad cunts like Don Simpson or dare I say it… Harvey Weinstein! Not these distasteful clown-shoes who are piloting the Tinseltown juggernauts these days.

And I’ll say, I’ll fucking say it… Nolan is a pretentious, boring, high-minded, smug knob who needs to make a fucking ENTERTAINING FILM. Back to basics, cunt, make a movie like, Memento before you turn into a high-tech version of George Steven. You’re not Kubrick, you’re disappearing up your own arse like a semi-lubricated rubber horsecock up an OnlyFans bimbo.

Peace!

Link is the trailers for Barbenheimer, which is very clever…
… no it isn’t, it illustrates how punchable Hollywood is.

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Nominated by Pull My Finger.

 
has really hit rock bottom but scaled the the mountain of cuntishness.

I’ve got the Power.

Not only have they put the obligatory dark man as the star but they have made him look an absolute cunt. Added to this there is a second POC in the queue for the till plus another sat at the till behind the main event. If you look closely there also a slitty eye in the back ground

Ten out of ten for diversity but zero for the ridiculous theme

There is a white girl as the ‘straight man’, that must have been a hard decision by the woke cunts not to use a P*ki

The link below is the full advert and it is cringeworthy even by Tesco standards.

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Nominated by sick of it.

 
are cunts.

Remember when a TV meteorological reporter was a friendly sex offender in knitwear?

Fred the weatherman
Michael Fish

Then it was all dollybirds .
All makeup but no gravitas.

Now I watch GB news.
And the choice has changed again?

There’s Johnathan .
A sort of teenage Lurch.
He has a quiff.
Sort of Frankenstein monster/Morrissey.

Then there’s Ada mcGibbon.
He’s Irish and crosseyed.
With a quiff.
Another in the Morrissey club.

Then there’s a little one about 10yrs old.
Forget his name.
Got a quiff.

I don’t want teddy boys telling me the weather.

I want a proper Ill dresser meteorological nerd in a handmade jumper from Doreen from Dukinfield
And a sheen of sweat in case his computer is examined.

No quiffs.

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Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

This an experience cunting so no link im afraid, this one is for all those cunts who avoid/do the bare minimum when it comes to servicing their cars, we advise various faults found/ jobs recommended when these cars are serviced.

This job due, that job due, this recommended, that recommended, do these fuckers listen, do they hell.

Then we get the, im going on holiday this weekend and the jobs you recommended a year ago are now urgent,because all of a sudden the auto gearbox dosnt feel right, or the brakes pads wont make it to Switzerland and back, or that slight water leak is now a flood.

Then we get,,,,,what do you mean there is more damage done or more parts, labour time, agro due to siezed bolts,parts on back order, usually followed by HOW MUCH?, fucking cars are shit and it needs to be done ASAP.

Well guess what cunts, you did it to yourself, the saying goes[ you can have it done when its possible, dry your eyes, go back and read the advises on last years service sheet and the year before that and then shut the fuck up,,,,,cunts, even when its spelled out in black and white…..

RAC Link. (Link driven home by Jeezum Priest)

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Daily Fail Link.

These eco-loons just don’t get it, do they? Here comes another thick-as-mince exhibitionist, librarian Shelagh Day, who was responsible for throwing orange confetti over Gideon Osborne and his new wife at their wedding in a pointless JSO-type ‘protest’. One week later and Ms Day demonstrates her concern for
the environment by jetting off to Thailand on holiday.

And she has form. In 2019 as a Town Councillor, elected with 4% of the vote (presumably herself, a couple of friends and her cat), she made the Council declare a ‘climate emergency’. To what end? Frankly, making sure the bins get emptied would be a more productive use of a councillor’s time. Anyway, six months after that and yes, you guessed it, she was off to Thailand on holiday.

Seems to rather like Siam, does our Shelagh. So here’s a suggestion for her. Next time you follow one of your vacuous stunts by jetting off to Thailand, don’t plaster your holiday pics all over social media where anyone can see them, you stupid bitch. And when you return to work in the library, take a dictionary off the shelf and look up the word ‘hypocrisy’.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt