AA Approved Cars

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Are a crock of shit, and a cunt.

I currently have my car off the road needing repairs.
Deciding to carry out the work myself because :-
(a) I don’t have a bottomless pit of £ cash
(b) my neighbour recently having paid £1000 for a clutch/dmf only to be left stranded driving home because the garage fucked it up
(c) I’m not a complete muppet

Long story short, decided to buy a small used car to run arround in. Not having wheels or endless time to spend looking at misadvertised junk, I thought I’d buy an AA ‘Approved Used Car’ for speed and peace of mind. Dealer ‘AA approved’ and promised 3 month warranty. Did checks; bought car & had it delivered.
2nd time using car wouldn’t start. 5 attempts eventually started. Car cut out on move several times (engine, lights, everything)
Tried to contact dealer – ignored my calls, texts, e-mails for 5 days. Finally replied after I suggested Trading Standards would be next call as he wouldn’t engage…
“cars under £x don’t have warranties and are a trade sale” end of.

Having sought advice from a respected dealer I follow on Youtube, I found out what thorough checks and vetting process you undergo to become an “AA approved car dealer” ……. None.
Dealer pays AA £150 per month = AA approved status.

Trade on your name, history, heritage and naieve public trust for 30 pieces of Silver. What fucking Cunts.

the aa

south west motors

Nominated by Lord of the rings.

Dead Pool [344]

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Congratulations to 20 Thousand Cunts Under The Sea who has won Deadpool 343 by picking Wayne Osmond the fourth oldest Osmond brother and second oldest brother in the band “The Osmonds” who has died aged 73.The Mormon family from Utah where massive in the 1970`s pop music scene.He retired in 2009 and is survived by his wife and 5 children.He has previosly surved a brain tumour diagnosois in 1997 and a stroke in 2012.

On to Dead Pool 344

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Shamima Begum (14)

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is a cunt.

Like an anal wart, that no matter what you do, this blot on the landscape has appeared yet again.
And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Apparently, due to the old regime being toppled in Syria, Shamima is in danger! More danger than any other person who’s in the same camp?

This news item talks, ridiculously, about her being a target for a direct missile attack. Oh, please. I wouldn’t waste my spit on her, never mind thousands of pounds worth of missile.
A bullet is just as effective, and much cheaper.

This idiot reckons that Shamima should have been allowed into the UK, while all her multiple appeals were heard.
Brilliant idea, getting her out after they all failed would have been like scrapping barnacles off a ships hull without breathing apparatus.

telegraph

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Incest

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is a cunt.

There have been calls to ban first-cousin marriage because of copious defects in the offspring of family members. However, Iqbal Mohamnad, MP for some northern Bradistani shit-hole, stood up in the House of Commons to defend incest.

It’s bad enough that these browntowns are rife with inter-Pakîstanki marriages, accidentally entering the wrong bed in the wrong bedroom, but to attempt to prevent it becoming law is vile. This inbreeder said that it doesn’t require legislation, just a “cultural shift”.

Oh, Britain must bend to your savage, desert ways, so you can play the ‘best family game for two to four players’ as Uncle Dad.

What’s Urdu for ‘Fuck off’?

What next? Allow child marriage?

We should not increase the risk of Cerebral Palsy, Cystic Fibrosis, or Down’s Syndrome just so Faizal, Hussein, Nasreen, Iqbal, and Mohammed can keep it in the family and be sister-fisters.

independent

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous link provided by Cuntemall.

(MHRA)

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The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) really is a festering pile of self-serving cunt.

I realise that the issue of covids vakzines is a touchy subject but this really needs cunting:

dailysceptic

It appears that Pfizer is in the process of ‘fessing up that its muck is causing appalling and ongoing damage to people who took submitted to the Government/MSM coercion tactics and took the jibby-jabbies. The MHRA is now desperately trying to keep lid on all of this.

Risk of heart conditions are increased by at least 23-40% in the vakzinated compared to the unvakzinated. Who could possibly have guessed that an under-trialled and previously untested concoction might just do serious damage? All for what? Even at the time it was admitted that it didn’t stop the vakzinated getting or spreading covids.
Medical scientists, politicians, MSM, NHS, blood on all their hands.

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.