A certain type of gentleman wears shorts.
Usually a fruity type of man in my opinion.
They will tell you that it’s a way of keeping cool.

It actually is a way of telling the world that you are a cunt.

The disabled exhibitionists are the ones that have lost part or all of a leg but still insist on wearing shorts.

What’s the fucking point?

Are you trying to get a bit of sun on your prosthesis?
Does wearing shorts cool down your false leg?

No, you cunts.
It’s all about showing off and wanting people to think that you are special.

Perhaps soldiers injured by land mines are special, but I don’t think that they are the ones showing off the results of their injuries.

It’s the fat, diabetic bastards who have lost half a leg to an excess of poor diet that need to wear shorts with their NHS ‘falsie’ on show.

Look at me!….. I’m different!

Got a withered arm?
Wear a sleeveless shirt!
That’s what these cunts do.

They try to elicit sympathy by showing how special they are.

Then there are the cunts with huge surgical scars on their chests that insist on taking off their shirts when the temperature gets to double figures.

Although a fictional character, I personally blame Long John Silver for this modern trend.
Always depicted with his wooden leg on show.
Covering it up with a nicely pressed pair of chinos was not for him.
The cunt.

Ace Murder Mystery

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

(and their running dogs in the media) are cunts.

Here in the benighted colonies we have just had a ridiculous referendum about a so-called ‘voice’ for indigenous people to the federal government. As I type these words, the proposal has been voted down by all six states and by a majority of 60-40 in the national vote (in Australia, you have to get a double majority – both overall and in a majority of the states).

Predictably, the ruling class and their bought-and-paid-for shills in the media are claiming that this vote is down to the stupidity and racism of the average citizen. ‘Reconciliation is dead’ they wail. Fuck off, you wankers. Opposing a poorly-worded amendment to a technical document is in no way akin to racial prejudice. I note too that the main leaders of the No campaign – an indigenous senator from the Northern Territory and an ex-rugby league player who is also indigenous – have been subjected to thinly-veiled racism from the usual suspects.

I wonder how many of the twats accusing people of racism support the ‘protests’ in Sydney where shouts of ‘fuck the Jews’ and ‘gas the Jews’ were clearly heard…

abc.net

I note in passing that on the same day that Australians voted against this racial division, the New Zealanders have booted out the Labour Party of the Blairite bitch Ardern (unfortunately she didn’t get hers as she resigned a few months ago as she knew she was in for a serious beating).

More importantly, Ipswich are second in the Championship and eight points clear of third place.

Nominated by Emperor of East Anglia.

 
are a cunt.

There are some weird phobias out there, and apparently a name for everyone of them.

Fear of clowns.
Fear of balloons
The usual, spiders, rats etc.

I have Trypanophobia, and believe me it’s no fun at all.

A hypodermic syringe has the power to reduce me to a blubbering, sweaty mass. I’ve been for my hypertension checkup this morning. You’d have thought I had an appointment with the Grim Reaper!

Stop laughing! It isn’t funny!

clevelandclinic.org

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

                                     (Sir Andrew Jeremy Coulter Edis PC)

No room at the ( HMP) inn.

The obvious solution, build more prisons, but then the nimby party start objecting. Yes, but not here, you hear them cry.

How about releasing some convicted of fraud or similar non-violent crimes, and making them work their sentences picking up litter, painting over graffiti, gardening for the infirmed, or even harvesting for farmers.

Alternatively, reintroduce the death penalty. I’m all for that.

These people are going to jail, but eventually, when they need to be locked up now, as soon as they are convicted, and not allowed out on bail pending a sentencing hearing.
If that means they have to share a cell meant for one with Bubba, tough!

The Independent

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This last week, there have been a few high profile incidents of leftist activists getting murdered by black people in America. A white, middle class, far leftist activist woman, let a chap into her plush apartment and was promptly raped and killed. Another do gooding type would let homeless black people use his house (he was a gay so I’m not sure if there wasn’t something else going on). He ended up murdered by a chap he let in. There was also the incident in the link.

While I do not agree with celebrating the murder of a far left activist type (who liked to call people Nazis on social media for saying they felt the local streets were getting unsafe), I’m not sad about it. This is the sort of smug, posh cunt who puts those he sneers at in situations of potential danger, such is his refusal to see reality. Would poo poo those saying the streets were unsafe. He was also a high up in Antifa. A cunt, in other words.

Well, as he and his (also leftist activist) girlfriend chatted on a local bench at 4am (in a dangerous ‘diverse’ area…only a libtard living in a fantasy world would not see this was a bad idea), a black man passed them and then started pushing and hitting some parked motorcycles.

Me? Well I wouldn’t have a lass out on such a street with me at 4am in the first place, but this couple, despite, I’m sure, their instincts telling them to walk in the opposite direction, walked towards this obviously disturbed and dangerous bloke.

Probably ‘racist’ to walk the other way, eh? Well, he actually ended up speeding up towards this bloke to talk to and calm him it seems. Well, reality is a cunt I’m afraid and the stupid cunt is now in a wooden box after getting stabbed to death.

The killer returned to spit in the lass’s face (she was lucky he didn’t kill her too). He was right in her face, but according to some reports, she could not describe the attacker to police.

Maybe shock, or maybe protecting her ideology until the end? Even when her boyfriend is murdered right in front of her? She didn’t call the cops either, and just poked at her fella. A passer by called the cops. Seemed a bit cold I thought. Maybe shock, but who knows?

Leftists are saying too many are gloating over these deaths, but on the whole it is not gloating. Gloating would be cracking open a bottle of champagne or dancing on their graves.

Gloating is not saying that they brought this on themselves, and it’s better folk like them get to feel the effects of the world they want to force upon everyone else, rather than those suffering their ideology.

Reality, I’m afraid, is a cunt.

If only these people had been a little bit ‘racist’, they’d still be fucking alive.

And that’s the truth of it, whether you like it or not, I’m afraid.

Biz

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.