As a cricket fan, I was happy to hear that Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff had recovered from a crash when filming Top Gear.

However, it seems the BBC are now paying him 9 million or so in compo if this article is correct.

The BBC are quick to tell you it won’t be funded by the licence fee, but from ‘BBC Studios, a commercial arm of the broadcaster.’

What crap! Anything the BBC sells on is from money generated by the licence fee. Sold a few Dad’s Army videos? Sold ‘The Crown’ to the Yanks?

Yeah, where did the money for those series come from, you cheeky fucks!?

And anyway, if you choose to fly around a race track for a job, despite not being a professional racing/stunt driver, how the fuck can it be right to claim millions in compo from old ladies on state pension because you crashed? Do the BBC not get waivers signed?

What next, boxers getting compo for getting knocked out?

In saying that, hope Flintoff is ok, those facial injuries look nasty.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Shock, horror, I’m devastated and distraught that Holly Chipmunk Cheeks has quit her job!

Whatever will I do without her blatantly insincere expressions of shock or horror to guide me towards the appropriate response to whatever she’s reporting on.

How can I ever forget her relentless campaigning against climate change as she bravely boarded that helicopter that whizzed her to and from Glastonbury.

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Her and Carol Voldemort are poured out from the same mould. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

I guess we all want to live forever. The concept of dying only really appears on our radar once we reach into our late 60s, early 70s (through natural causes obviously).

Of course our lifestyle plays a big part in our longevity – if you eat junk food, drink booze, smoke and never get off your arse 24/7 then chances are you’ll croak it at a much earlier time of life. (although this isn’t always an exact science.)

However, when I see people in their 80s and 90s, suffering in most cases with physical and/or mental diseases, idling ones’s time in a care home with nothing tangible to do, it makes me think that living to a grand old age seems pretty pointless if all that’s going to happen is you gradually wasting away until the Grim Reaper (or Annaliese Dodds, whichever is the more frightening), tells you your time is up and the lights go out for good!

Doctors and nutritionists bang on about keeping to a healthy lifestyle for a longer life. But quite frankly the way things are with this country and the world at large, I take an opposing view – enjoy life, do/eat/drink what the fuck you want at a young-ish age and then hope for an early death!

Now that I’m in my late 50s I’ve enjoyed/accomplished many things, but I really don’t want to stick around into my 80s and 90s for the reasons mentioned above. More so if I get stacked up with cancers, aneurysms, blindness, Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s  and a shedload of the diseases. Fuck that!

Time to enjoy life while I still can. And if that means drinking loads of booze or eating very agreeable takeaways then so be it.

You only have one life – enjoy it while you can.

Nominated by Technocunt.

Let’s throw the IsaC Horn Section a bone and declare emphatically that Lebanese born, former American porn star Mia Khalifa is a cunt.

Born in Lebanon and raised a Catholic, Mia Khalifa was able to realize her immigrant dreams of the good life in America when her parents immigrated to the USA and she became “...the most searched for star…” on Pornhub.

But as we all know fame has its consequences. And in the age of the world wide web an Arab girl shooting porn in a hijab might have some especially bad consequences.

Well they did and the immigrant girl turned porn star received all manner of rape, torture and murder threats from the followers of the Prophet.

Here’s none other than your own lovable old whore, Auntie Beeb reporting on and defending one of her nieces:

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But recently, Mia decided to insert herself into the recent violence in the Middle East and declared herself a supporter of the brave Palestinian Freedom Fighters. This alone qualifies her as a cunt. But expressing support for those who have threatened to do you harm earns her a place in the IsaC Hall of Shame.

But it gets stupider:

No longer a porn star but still working in the sex industry, her employer, Playboy promptly fired her for her support of the terrorists attacks against innocent civilians.

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So this stupid cunt…offends the faithful and offends her employer thereby managing to offend both her supporters and detractors. That takes a truly special kind of stupid.

And the problem with stupid is…as the great American comic Ron White said is:

“You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.”

Mia Khalifa is not only a cunt…she’s a really stupid cunt.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

There’s never been any amazement in it for me. It was bad enough as a kid but when adults pay to be duped by a bloke with a mullet or a swarthy gentleman on da streetz, it says something about our society. It’s all a bit infantile.

I like street magic the least. I’s just an attempt to make the trade of Paul Daniels hip and down with the kids. David Blaine pretending to levitate, Dynamo pretending to walk on water.
Who thinks this crap is real?
Who is even diverted for two seconds?
Even as a child it was boring load of cunt, as it was all sleight-of-hand. Pulling flowers or handkerchiefs out of your arse? Nah, I would rather sit and read books on astronomy. Far more interesting, because it’s fucking real (unless you’re one of these mongs who doesn’t believe in space)

My peers spent many hours cooing and clapping over the stunts performed by Blaine. That’s all they ae though, stunts. it was another example of the Emperor having no clothes. How is a man pretending to fly magical? Being trapped in a box suspended over London. Thrilling.

There’s only one magician who was worth watching, but he’s no longer on TV.
In truth thought he was a bit of a goody-two-shoes and his excitable pal was a lot more entertaining.

Of the two selective mutes I know of, he’s still got a lot more going for him than Greta.

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Much more entertaining – and grown-up – than David Blaine or Dynamo.

He and Paul Daniels worked because they met the British public’s expectations of the level magic shows should remain – children’s entertainment.
Now you get these blokes in their 30s who want to be American and think street magicians are cool. I bet they wear back-to-front baseball caps and only listen to American music and have visited America ten times but only New York or the West coast.

Fuck off you imbeciles. If you want to experience a genuine sense of wonder read a book or watch a documentary about the natural world.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime