UK taking Palestinian Refugees – (Admin Warning)

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Despite neighbouring countries such as Jordan and Egypt refusing to take the cunts, it seems we have no end of cunts demanding the UK take in loads of anti-west, Jew hating Palestinians. What could possibly go wrong? The linked article refers to Humza Yousaf saying this, but I’ve seen a few cunts spouting this shite now.

This country is on its fucking arse, but no. Let’s take in even more third world, backwards, violent cunts who hate us. Great idea.

They can fuck off.

I keep hearing ‘oooh what about the women and children’. As if the people saying this give a a shit! Most cunts saying this either just want more browns (demented lefties, globalists and peacefuls) or are the types who just hate Jews.

Fuck ’em I say. Ever seen what these ‘little cherubs’ say about Israel and the west? They fucking hate us. Or the ‘innocent’ women, proud to have their 5th son in a row ‘martyred’ for Hamas in a suicide bombing?

Maybe, if they hadn’t decided to tunnel into Israel one day and start raping (this part being hushed up a bit I notice) and slaughtering people in Israel, then maybe, just maybe, Israel wouldn’t be giving them a kicking? Israel now wants to make sure the cunts can’t pull this stunt again. And I don’t fucking blame them.

Fuck the Palestinians, I say. About time our spinless ‘leaders’ put a block on all Islamic immigration. In part at least , they’re trouble making cunts who will never integrate who seem to fucking hate us.

Tell these Palestinian cunts to fuck off. Their Muslim neighbours, so seemingly angry with Israel and the west and so ‘concerned’ with the Palestinians’ plight, can fucking have them then. Starting with those cunts in Iran.

I am fucking sick of UK politicians thinking it is the UK’s responsibility to take in the Muslim world’s problems. Let the Muslims take their own.

Get to fuck.

Sky News

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

 

National Lottery (3) – Set for Life

So I’m in the queue to buy fags in Sainsbury’s and there’s always some cunt in front of me ( always a bloke by the way) who wants to buy a “set for life ticket for tomorrow”. What the fuck is this “set for life” bollocks?

So I looked it up and, apparently, you get ten grand a month for thirty years. That’s nice but that ten grand is going to depreciate year on year and what happens when you snuff it? And I hardly think that the likes of Hewitt and Sparkletits are going to notice ten grand going into their bank account.

Bread and circuses my friends, that’s all it is. Absolute bollocks.

National Lottery

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

The Art of Conversation is Dead

Not only is it almost impossible to have an ordinary old-school, face to face chat with your mates/wife/whatever down the local coffee shop/boozer or restaurant thanks to the arrival of mobile phones and screaming bleedin’ kids, but another problem about having a debate with someone is that you run the risk of being “cancelled” should you wander out too far from your interlocutor’s viewpoint!

You only have to inadvertently broach touchy-feely subjects that are close to woke hearts – such as all the usual “isms”, Brexit, the environment, immigration, the NHS and now of course Israel/Palestine, and you can find yourself in a world of shite!

Suddenly, the friends that you’ve known for years become rather more animated and vocal if you go down any of those dark and twisty roads. Everything has become politicised, and if you’re not on the same side then you’re seen as part of the problem, friend or not!

This is even more apparent/dangerous in work environments. I’m self employed and therefore don’t have to put up with the usual 9-5 scenario of working for someone else. But I have been to customer sites and office workers have often asked me my views on certain subjects. But I have always made an excuse and diverted attention away from such things because I know it will all kick off if I hold the wrong opinion.

We’re all aware of politicians and celebrities ending up being cancelled for similar reasons; but now it seems us mere mortals may face a similar fate, especially if it’s splashed around on a so-called friend’s social media page. All of a sudden you’re name is mud and people just don’t want to know you any more.

Society is becoming ever more fragmented right down to friend & family level..It’s come to a point where even suggesting to a friend about having a Full English breakfast can lead to an outbreak of war just because you like bacon and sausage!

“Good morning!”
“Fuck off and die you animal-murdering fascist!”

Nominated by Technocunt.

Lindsey Graham and Rashida Tlaib

Let’s have a bipartisan cunting for Republicunt / Uniparty, Senator Lindsey Graham and Demonrat / Squad Member Rashida Tlaib of the US House.

Long known as a Uniparty Hack, Graham’s disgraceful outburst against a Newsmax reporter who had the audacity to ask a relevant question at a news conference shows just how despicable this self promoting Cunt really is.

David Cohen is an Israeli reporter with dual US citizenship working for Newsmax. He and his family live in Israel and he showed up to the farcical, bipartisan dog and pony show by a delegation of US Senators.

After listening to the obligatory Hamas bad / Palestinians good remarks by the assembled clown show, he had the audacity to ask why no one is willing to condemn US Representative Rashida Tlaib for her hateful diatribes and her constant spewing of propaganda in support of the Palestinians.

As you can see from the clip that really twisted Lindsey’s panties and he demanded the reporter be removed, much to the delight of the “Bipartisan” Demonrat Senators Dick Blumenthal and Ben Cardin who were on either side of the Senator with the twisted panties:

NewsMax

After regaining his composure the disgraceful senator justified his remarks by saying (and I’m paraphrasing) that he was just so upset over the whole situation in Israel that he didn’t have time for anyone spoiling his carefully orchestrated Kumbaya moment by asking relevant questions.

For the record Rashida Tlaib is a Plaestinian member of the US House of Representatives who has been spewing Hamas talking points by claiming Israel is bombing hospitals and targeting the innocent children of the brave Palestinian Freedom fighters.

She led an insurrection in the US Capital building with protesters masquerading as Jews for the liberation of Palestine. (But fear not there will be no Jan. 6 style committee to railroad her or her followers):

Fox News

There can be no greater demonstration of the Uniparty corruption that plagues my nation’s capital than a self proclaimed “conservative’ Senator refusing to address
the the propaganda and antisemitic remarks made by a self proclaimed Squad member at a fucking tress conference to show support for Israel.

Once again, we are through the looking class cunters.

Lindsey Graham and Rashida Tlaib …a match spawned in Hell.

I hope they can spend eternity there together…soon.

Fucking cunts!

Zeus save us!

Nominated by: General Cuntster

Viagra – Hard Times!

Based on an extremely limited sampling of the product, I’ve come to the conclusion that Viagra can be a cunt, and I offer IsAC followers a health warning.

So what’s the story? Well, it started last Saturday, after I met my pal Big Al for a refreshment. ‘Here Ron’, says he, ‘have you ever tried Viagra?’. ‘No’, says I, ‘why are you asking? Have you then?’.

‘Yeah’ says he. ‘Got some from the chemist. Honestly it’s fucking brill. Makes you like a baseball bat. Listen, I’ve brought you a few. Go on, try it’. ‘Well, I don’t know’, says I doubtfully. ‘I don’t think I need it, and I wouldn’t feel confident about using it unless on a doctor’s advice’. ‘You don’t need a bloody prescription’, he persists. ‘You’ll feel like you’re eighteen again, straight up *phnarr phnarr*. The wife’ll love it’.

So I took them, and tried one the following evening. I can indeed report that it was like being eighteen again, and my knob did indeed feel like a baseball bat. Sadly the trouble started a couple of nights later, when I took another one. After a bit of fooling about with the wife, my knob didn’t feel so much like a baseball bat but a telegraph poll, and a bastard aching one at that.

Well I waited for things to slacken off a bit, but they didn’t, and the pain got worse. After an hour, I was starting to sweat cobblestones. ‘This is that twat Al’s fault’ says I, groaning. ‘You can’t blame Alan’, says the wife. ‘He didn’t twist your arm. I’ll have a look on the internet’.

After the checking came the verdict. ‘If it lasts longer than four hours, get advice from the NHS line or go to A and E’. ‘Oh ffs’ says I, ‘can you imagine going to A and E like this?’.

So began an agonising wait. An hour passes. An hour and a half. I discover that an ice pack is no help. Finally, as the two hour mark passes, the pain starts to ease, and my steel boner begins to subside, much to my relief.

Now I’m sure that over the years, Viagra’s helped many a punter keep his hopes up, but it’ll be a long day before I go near the stuff again, and if I need to, only on medical advice. I’m not trying to put the wind up anybody; all I’m saying is ‘gae canny’ with this stuff. You don’t want to end up pole-vaulting through the window.

Nominated by: Ron Knee