Birthdays can be a bit of a cunt, especially those “milestone” birthdays.
I suppose 18 isn’t too bad, but when you start hitting the bad boys, it’s not so great.

Anyway, I’m 70 next, but in my case it’s not the age that’s a cunt.

My birthday is April 1st.
Don’t start, I’ve heard every joke going. Then I started thinking about other dates that get comments, and the poor cunts who have to grin and bear it.

Valentines day! Bet your a heartbreaker! Tee fucking hee.

Christmas Day! We got you a joint birthday/Christmas present. Gee thanks, cheapskate wankers!

But the poor cunt who gets saddled with the 29th February.
Do they ever get to vote?
When do they start paying income tax?
How do they get a driving licence?

I thought I had problems. Still, at least they won’t be lying on Tinder when they say they’re 25.

BBC News

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 
through its online news coverage is a cunt.

Sorry folks but I read the news all the channels and blogs. Much less than I used to do thankfully. This usually means clicking on the bullshit corporation just to see what shit they are peddling.

Often as not they will have a story that they wish to ram down our throats on the headline page and quite often when you look on the most read pages people seem to ignore it or show only a small amount of interest because it either appears at the bottom of the most read pages or not at all.

Well the last 4 days on the trot we have had Gaza running out of fuel, food hospitals no medicine the UN says this that and the other often Israel must stop its attacks. And for all their trying to promote these Gaza stories they rarely appear on the most read pages.

Just another example of not reporting the news but trying to set the agenda. If you scroll down this link you will see that their lead story is not in the top 10 most read. And as I said earlier they have been peddling this same tale now 4 days on the trot, cunts.

Bbc news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Not much to add to this cunting.

Sly Sports Link.

The severe levels of cuntishness speak for themselves in the link provided.

This phenomenon never ever seems to be an issue when the likes of the French men’s football team, which finished the last world cup, was made up entirely of Africans barring the goalkeeper.
Or the Crystal Palace side, which is more or less black.

There are countless other examples of this hypocrisy to be found in team sports without having to look too hard for them.

The statement alone is vomit inducing and the toxicity that now exists in football (especially women’s) is almost off the scale at this point.

They’ve politicised everything and virtue signalled themselves to death and here is the result. Fucking walking on permanent eggshells and racism.

Diversity = anti white racism.

Simple really.

By the way – the first black chick who rocks up to Arsenal training, even if she couldn’t trap a bag of cement and has 3 left feet – she’s starting on Saturday.

Fuck off.

Nominated by : Herman Jelmet

(So this is how you spend your day, you dirty pervert, Ron!! – Day Admin)

Kim Kardashian and the SKIMS ‘Power Nipple’ Bra

In the timeless battle of the sexes, women have long used the line ‘all men are liars’ to berate those of the opposite sex. And all the time, millions of women have been wearing padded or lift and separate bras to con us into thinking that they’re packing more in the bustenhalter department than they really are. That’s real honesty for you.

But wait. In a startling new development, that well known ‘influencer’ Kim Kardashian has taken things a step further in the art of deception, by promoting what I’ve termed the ‘power nipple’ bra.

That’s right ladies; you can now not only get a bra that’ll help make you look like Salma Hayek. You can now get one with built-in fake nips that’ll make it look as though you’re sporting a pair of battleship rivets.

‘No matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold’ trills KK. ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder’.

Now don’t me wrong; I’m an ardent admirer of beautiful, prominent nipples, but they’ve got to be the real thing for fuck’s sake. A word to the wise, ladies; don’t waste your money. Nobody’s going to be fooled for long by a woman who goes around always looking as though she’s just walked out of a freezer. What a fucking joke, and you’ll be the butt of it.

‘Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive‘.

YouTube

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
I have just been reading the Phobia nomination and what we fear.in July I was told I needed a Prostate Biopsy and despite reassurance from the consultant had been living with a nagging fear until last Monday, 23rd October, when it was carried out.

I won’t go into full details as some of you might still be at breakfast, but it is a bit of a bugger and you lose whatever dignity you might have when in the room and it involves needles in very sensitive areas.

Needless to say it was not half as bad as I had thought it would be. It is a rite of passage for chaps of a certain age but the fear of having it done was an absolute cunt. Just waiting for the results now, which I have resigned myself to being lousy.

Nominated by Wanksock, with more on this painful procedure from Sheikh Anvakh below.

May I second this excellent cunting.
I also had a prostate biopsy, which although not something I enjoyed, was pretty painless although uncomfortable.
I was the only bloke, ever to request a prostate test at my GP practice as both my father and brother had problems.
Too many dopy cunts avoid getting tested, assuming that because they feel OK, nothing’s wrong.
I was completely symptomless. Long story short, slightly raised PSA, and referred for an MRI (fuck, they’re noisy although more interesting that Laurie Anderson’s “O Superman” and more tuneful)
The scan picked up a shadow and the biopsy found low level pre-cancerous cells.
Caught early and treatable. I’m pushing for HIFU, High Frequency Ultrasound, non-invasive and “cooks” the bad bits.
If you’re having weeing problems, don’t be a cunt by ignoring it, go to the fucking doctor, they have to deal with the initial analysis within 2 weeks and so far the NHS has passed with flying colours.

BTW, HIFU only works for early stage contained in the gland and hasn’t spread.

If you’ve got any problems, don’t be a cunt, get it checked.

Definitely does not apply to trans “men” with real cunts.

Now fuck off down to the quack…