Racist Dinosaurs

What did the dinosaurs do to deserve this? The offence brigade have decided that dinosaur names are often racist and not sufficiently inclusive. Despite being dead for 65 million years, it seems that the poor dinosaurs have been “emanating racism and sexism” across the aeons.

The chief offence archeologist is a palaeobiologist named Emma Dunne, who must be running short of new fossils. She analysed the names of 1500 dinosaur fossils from the Mesozoic Era and complained that many dinosaur names derive from the colonial names for those lands where the species was discovered, rather than the Indigenous-language names. They should therefore be renamed in the light of this imperialist theft.

What will this achieve? Nothing, except to confuse people already acquainted with the original names. And the proportion of dinosaurs with “offensive” or “problematic” names is very small in any case. Just another example of the contemporary disease of looking for offence where none exists.

But the furore surrounding these racist dinosaurs refuses to go away. It’s even dragged in the blockbuster movie, Jurassic World. If you can take your eyes away from Bryce Dallas’s magnificent ass in that movie, you will note the presence of a dinosaur called “pachycephalosaurus”, a recognised Late Cretaceous species. The name means “thick-headed lizard”, from the Greek pachys-“thickness”. But that’s not stopped morons on the internet claiming that the dinosaur is “racist” and “problematic” because it sounds like it’s been named after Pakistanis.

Will it ever end?

Why Evolution is True

Hollywood Reporter

Nominated by: MMCM

Prince Harry (20) – Dook ah Sussex (sic)

A quick one of the wrist cunting for one of IsAC’s favourite sons.

I’m sure there were horse-laughs all round when it transpired that the Half-wit Prince had failed in his High Court challenge concerning the downgrading of his security level when in the UK. Apparently he seems hell bent on throwing good money after bad, and intends to appeal the decision.

What really gets my neck up however is the revelation in the court papers that the cunt wanted to know who within the Home Office had taken the decision, and actually demanded to be told the person’s name. Just what, one might ask, was he intending to do next with such information; try to pursue some kind of legal vendetta against the person concerned? Try to ‘name and shame’?

Has there ever been a more arrogant, unlikeable, entitled little prick than this? Let’s hope that he gets his appeal and loses that too, landing himself with an even more gigantic legal bill. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving case.

The house proposes a motion; ‘Prince Harold the Herbert is a National Cunt’. All in favour say ‘aye’.

Express News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Peter Mandelson (8)

 

As it seems – short of fucking a Mother Superior in the middle of Oxford Street with a film crew in attendance – Kweer Starmer will be Prime Minister by the end of the year, news reporters and media stars should be warned about the Rottweiler/French \Poodle cross forever snapping at his arsehole – yes, Anthony Blair’s best friend, Peter Mandelson is right behind Kweer – he’s here and kweer. So much so that, just like in his pre-mortgage scandal days , Mandy would be on radio and TV getting shirty (as opposed to shirt lifting) with any reporter that dare question the Blair way, he is up to his old tricks with Kweer. He even made a spectacle of himself at Hampstead Synagogue already on Sunday night:

Is this old poof really menstrual, is his faux outrage, just a big act, is he just hungry for publicity like Katie Price?. Who knows.

Judging by the picture on that JC story, one thing is certain – he looks so pained his hubby must have really given him a hard bumming on Sunday afternoon.

the jc.com news

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Needy Radio Listeners Wanting Attention

Since integrating into your green & pleasant land I`ve taken to having the radio on sometimes and it strikes me that I get annoyed about …
People Who Need A Mention On The Radio
There are two kinds of vagini here …
1) Please tell [add name here] that I love them deeply and always will. You are my rock and best friend. I cannot live without you.
2) Just to let you all know that I`m organising a wedding this morning for several hundred people whilst also doing the cooking & looking after the kids (single parent, obvs) prior to arranging a family holiday later this evening before taking the Range Rover in for an MOT whilst doing a double shift at work.

As per the above, (1) – why don`t you tell them to their face? Seriously, nobody else is interested in your sad little life.

And (2) – yet you still found time to let millions of other fuckwits know via to an inane radio show and tell everyone who again, don`t give a shit about your sad little life.

What is wrong with these twats?

I`m guessing its because they don`t get enough attention on whatever slimy advertising platform they`ve joined on the interweb.

BBC News

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Rishi Sunak (17) and Rochdale Hysteria

One nutter gets elected in Rochdale and Westminster is in full panic mode.

In his message to the nation – Sunak the serpent pisses his pants on air. A dissembling cunt cunt who no one wanted for PM.

Under the guise of a call for calm and unity, Sunak is boo-hooing the crumbling of the Blair Witch project that the Tories have been busily delivering for the past fourteen years.

‘Far right extremists are spreading poison’ whoever the fuck they may be ‘are out to destroy our confidence and hope.’ Ask the government to name these groups and it has no fucking idea.

The message for stricter policing is now out there. Be afraid as the full force of the fatsos is brought to bear on the law-abiding. More money for Prevent means more money to fuck us all over.

‘When they tell lies, we will tell the truth’, presumably it will be delivered by the BBC. This is straight out of Jacinda Ahern’s covids lock down playbook. She did a runner as soon as she saw her lies would be found out. So will Sunak.

The message in Sunak’s speech is code, it has to be. Fuck off.

I expect fellow cunters have seen it, but here it is anyway…

You Tube

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea