I read the following news article in the local online rag concerning a club treasurer intentionally defrauding a bridge club of up to £23,000.

The club became suspicious and plod were called in and arrested her. She went to court and admitted all charges. Inevitably, her lawyer said she “expressed remorse” for her first offence.

Anyway, the stupid judge gave her suspended sentence and that she must complete rehabilitation work and a 12-week, electronically monitored night time curfew – which to my mind bares little relationship to the crimes involved.

The judge finished off by saying it was regrettable no compensation could be ordered, saying: “It seems to me there is little prospect of this money being paid back.”

Therefore this cunt pinches £23k and ends up with a poxy sentence, while the club and its members end up with fuck all. But what is particularly niggling is the use of “expressed remorse”. Which basically means “I’m soz for what I did, but only because I got found out!”

If it ain’t mental health as a lame excuse its this “remorse” shite used in mitigation, and juries and judges fall for it.

Perhaps old Osama binliner could have used that excuse had he been captured and taken to the International Criminal Court. “Sorry, guv, for killing 3000+ infidels. Will a bit of remorse do for a suspended sentence?”

Load of bollocks!

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Nominated by Technocunt.

Admin, could you add this article covering the same kind of ground and pathetic outcome despite fiddling a company out of almost £100k to the point of almost closing it down for good and making its employees redundant!

News and Star

I loved Law and Order, the TV police drama. It was great. The cynical world-weary NYC police detectives Briscoe and Logan – my favourite pairing – cleaning up the streets of the Big Apple one mook at a time. Sweating them downtown in the precinct before sending them to hardnosed District Attorney Jack McCoy for trial where they would be sent upstate for twenty to life.

The show was cancelled in 2010 and following an 11-year hiatus was rebooted with a bit of a woke identity crisis.

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After watching a few of the new episodes they really shouldn’t have fucking bothered. In the eleven years a lot has changed, much of it for the worst. #MeToo bollocks, the rise of BLM and George fucking Floyd, wokedom, cancel culture, climate alarmism, trannie takeover and Donald Trump being elected and booted out from POTUS….and possibly elected again.

The world is a different place and the new series seems intent on making up for lost time with cramming as much social justice messaging into episodes as possible. Already there have been sermons on toxic masculinity, critical race theory, the ‘far-right’ and a scolding for a Christian couple who objected to their sons bumming activities.

Gone was the easy camaraderie and non-pc humour, engaging plotlines and likeable characters and replaced with miserable po-faced finger wagging cunts more likely to give a lecture on political wrongthink than read the suspect their rights. A recent plotline from the spin-off series Law and Order: SVU recently include a white woman refusing to testify against a black man who had raped her because of her white privilege and doubts over whether he would get a fair trial. The cancer it seems runs deep throughout the whole franchise.

At least 5USA still show episodes from the 90’s most weekday afternoons, free from another cultural vehicle being hijacked to push ‘The Message’ where I can indulge in nostalgic racism, homophobia, misogyny and white privilege.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Ignoring the obvious, diversity is a cunt.

If this is true (which you have to question, if it’s reported by these peaceful / sambo loving bastards) then you know, before long our premiums will go up, to subside the fuckers.

The increased premiums are for a reason, why will no one, look at the demographics, and say “elephant jockeys, it’s going to cost you to have a motor car ”

Last year I drove through Bradford, on my motorbike a couple of times, on my way to the dales. It was like death race 2000.

Fuck knows what it’s like on a Friday or Saturday night.

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Nominated by: The cunt man of Alcatraz

I have the utmost sympathy for anyone who loses their job – unless they`ve been fairly sacked for being a cunt, obviously.

Also, losing a job due to their company`s mismanagement or lack of foresight by the people who run the business, are also excluded; and the ex-management should be executed.

There will also be other unfortunate circumstances – and it is sad.

However, should you lose your job because the circumstances of that industry/discipline change beyond human control/intervention, then that`s another thing.

But what especially purees my sense of rational thought are the professional moaners and champagne communists. This story demonstrates my point …

Standing at the Sky’s Edge: Sheffield musical ‘reminds us of what we’ve lost’ – BBC News. Basically, Mr Richard (I`m nicely rich now, thank you very much) Hawley blames Thatcher for everything. And more besides.

Specifically, she did not decimate the mining industry – it simply had no economic future. She may have accelerated its demise, but she certainly did not kill it outright. Why would she want to – she was in the business of creating more fucking jobs?

To emphasise my point, what would you like to see resurrected jobwise from this little list of defunct wonderments? …51 Jobs That Don’t Exist Anymore (And What To Do About It) | Indeed.com

Mine would be a tosher.

PS – You don`t find me wailing about the demise of cotton picking due to machines do you?

PPS – The Guardian gives his musical ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐, which must mean something, I`m sure.

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Nominated by: Sam Beau

No, no, no. This is not the same ole, same ole Ji Jing Joe is a Coffin Dodger yada, yada, yada…

This is about Joe…the Presidential Love Machine.

Have your barf bags at the ready cunters because the news is out. Here’s Megyn Kelly with her quests Emily Jashinski and Eliana Johnson (aka ‘the EJs’ to her regular viewers):

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Jesus H. Christ Himself in a Jerusalem Cat House! The fucking Democrat propagandists in the MSM have no fucking shame!

I’m not sure there’s really anything else to say except:

OMG! Show me to a Barfitorium!

Nominated by General Cuntster.