Been doing my usual rounds seeing my customers, salesman to specialist retailers that I am. My trade, for the most part, is made up of small businesses run by one or two people.

A common theme I’m hearing “business rate increases have fucked me” along with increases in NI contributions, utility bills and council tax.

What is even more galling is this week I’m doing my London rounds; no prizes for guessing what the demographic on the street looks like and that they are doubtless net drain on the country’s purse.

What the absolute fuck This a this is a piss take. These people have cancelled recruitment or any form of expansion and purchasing is down, which hits my business and my income. To make ends meet these people are working absurd hours now as well.

If you work your arse off you are punished in this country. Political class needs to be purged. Cunts! How is this growing the economy?!

mha.co.uk

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.

Cunts real or fiction?

They said they’d bring back the mammoth.
And in our lifetime ( well mine at any rate) we WILL see mammoth roaming on the frosty steppes of Siberia.

You doubt me?
Think I’m gullible?
It’s science fiction?

Then wobble your head as I introduce you to the ….Dire Wolf.

Dire wolves were a large ancestor of modern wolves
They went extinct around 10,000 years ago.
So not really that long ago ,
Our ancestors would of encountered them.

Now they’re back.
Scientists have used DNA to get 3 dire wolf pups,
But they are entering a world massively different from the one they last roamed.
Loss of natural habitat,
A explosion ethe human population,
Less prey species etc.

I feel sorry for them ☹️

On the other hand….

They’d make good pets!!

“XL bully? Puffs dog. I have a prehistoric wolf”

Daily Fail

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

A Church of England nursery – probably run by a mincing poofter or a hatchet faced old lesbian – have expelled a boy of 3 or 4 for being “transphobic”. Unlike the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby who has “forgiven” a per*ert (no doubt because he wasn’t bummed by the dirty old bastard), who used to molest young boys, there is no forgiveness for this little toddler, who seems more sensible than the drones who “teach” him..

What a showern of brain washing arseholes the education authorities have become in this country overseen by that daft looking trollop Bridget Phillipson:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

lovely British names, are cunts.

These two foreign agitators get turned around and deported from Israel. Oh dear how sad.
These two cunts said they were part of an official parliamentary delegation, turns out that was a lie.

Both have called for sanctions and boycotting of Israel in the past.
So let’s assume they were there to cause trouble..

Cue lots of flouncing from fat ape lammy and big gut thornberry, who both got slammed on X.

Even kemi bandicoot got it in the neck for not taking the Labour scums side.

Seems it alright for Labour to ban people like Geert Wilders from Britain.

Still it nice to see a country policing its border from foreign rats for a change.

Plus calling them British is a stretch one born in Yemen the other in China.
We need a law that bans foreign born rats from becoming MP’S.

Sky News.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

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White van man, the men who keep Britain running are in need of a 21st century overhaul from the outdated cliches of years gone by according to truck manufacturer Isuzu UK who commissioned the study of 1000 white van-driving tradesmen.

Gone are the stereotypes of discarded cigarette butts, crisp packets and empty cans of fizzy drinks littering the cab, ‘clean me’ written on the exterior and some hardcore pornography on the dashboard. Today its more about salads than pies, recycling, yoga, herbal tea and a skincare routine. And don’t even think about wolf-whistling at some random bit of fanny on the street.

They are probably still far-right racist Little Englanders according to sneering Labour cunt Emily Thornpiggy, but she needs to keep them onside for when she blocks the U-bend and needs an emergency plumber.

What say you, Miserable Northern Cunt?

He’s busy exfoliating listening to whale music.

Eurekar.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator