Not the most important of noms but it tweaked my nipples.
Advert for some kids show,
Batman and Robin,
But now….
Robins fuckin black!!!
I’ve never fully trusted the caped crusader of Gotham.
A billionaire who hangs about in caves with a young lad wearing masks and undercrackers?
Mmm.
Nowt weird about that!!!!
Anyway when did Robin turn mudflap?
He didn’t used to be but if you want Robin then suppose black youths the way to go.
Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt
A well deserved cunting of the snivelling cocksucker that is David Cameron. ! Not content with endorsing our continued support to the Clown Prince of Ukraine, Cameron goes on to inflame the tensions that exist by poking and threatening Putin.
The cunt is looking for a war, and if he can’t get it, he’ll go elsewhere to start one.
The greasy twat hops on a plane and flies air miles plus to the Southern Atlantic to pay a visit to our sheep sheering cousins of the Falklands. A good old inflammatory statement that we “will never surrender” ( now where have we heard that before ? )
So. Argentina have been suitably angered , we can expect more agro down south.
A dumb appointment of a cunt who is effectively useless at all he does, but is now employed to stoke the flames of WW3 at the behest of his paymasters in the WEF.
This man is not only a cunt. He’s a very dangerous fucking cunt.!
Nominated by: Trebecular
Jacob is a left wing anarchist.
He wants to kill 50 politicians.
I’m all for young lads having a hobby.
No problem so far.
Jacob idolised Ted Kaczynski the unibomber, he stockpiled bomb making chemicals in the woods,
Had a 3d printer for making gun parts.
But that’s not my problem with Jacob.
On one of his rants waving a machete about you can clearly see a teddy bear on his pillow.
What sort of terrorist sleeps with a fuckin teddy bear?!!!
He also lives with his mum,
Looks like a young woody Allen and is a Scouser.
Image is important.
Pretty sure Che Guevara didn’t live with his mum?
Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt
Lord Justice Cuntface Simon Brown (appointed in 1984 by then Labour Minister Cunting Jack Straw when he was Lord Chancellor of Cunts) held that refugees did not have to claim asylum in countries through which they pass to reach safety in order to be protected by Article 31:
“… I am persuaded by the applicants’ contrary submission, drawing as it does on the travaux préparatoires, various Conclusions adopted by UNHCR’s Executive Committee (‘ExCom’), and the writings of well-respected academics and commentators (most notably Professor Guy Goodwin-Gill, Atle Grahl-Madsen, Professor James Hathaway, & Dr Paul Weis), that some element of choice is indeed open to refugees as to where they may properly claim asylum“.
Cuntface Brown died in July last year. I did not lament his death and considered his “element of choice” judgment to be traitorous to the well-being of the native inhabitants of this country. I would like to nominate him, along with the holy grail of self-serving cunts, namely the Devil’s wankstain, Blair, and his even more cunting wife. These cunts have fatally damaged this cuntry beyond repair. Cunts.
R v Uxbridge Magistrates Court (ex parte Adimi) [1999] Imm AR 560:
Nominated by: Botched Circumcision
With supporting link courtesy of Barry zuckercunt
‘From the river to the sea, Palestine shall be free’. It’s a slogan, a chant, a song that we’ve become accustomed to hearing, indeed wearied by, in recent weeks. And it’s getting right on my nerves.
Now let me recognise from the off that when it comes to the current bloodletting in Israel and Gaza, readers may stand with one side or the other, or neither. I would however argue that whatever your stance, ‘from the river to the sea’ fundamentally can only mean one thing; it means the establishment of a Palestinian state from the Jordan to the Med, and with it, the dismantling, by any means, of the state of Israel and the removal of the Jewish people from their ancestral homeland.
But this cunting isn’t meant to be directly about the current conflict, but much more about the persistent use of the tiresome ‘river to the sea’ anthem and what I perceive to be the mindset of many adopting it.
There are two aspects to this in my view. Firstly there’s the ‘useful idiot’ aspect. My strong suspicion is that for many ‘right on’ types, it’s merely a vacuous means to parrot their support for the latest fashionable cause, without actually having much or any understanding of the what’s actually at stake. As an illustration, I refer you a poll carried out by the Wall St Journal in Dec 2023. The paper polled some 250 students across the US, asking if they supported the ‘river to the sea’ aspiration, with some 86% saying that they did. When however they were asked actually to name the river and the sea at issue, less than half gave the correct answer, with responses including the Nile, the Euphrates, the Red Sea, and (Lord ‘elp us) the flaming Caribbean. A firm grasp of the issue then.
The second aspect is the sheer naivity of people on the subject. Again by way of illustration, I give you the example of Welsh Warbler Charlotte Church. Sweet Charlotte has come in for a shed load of criticism after joining in with ‘river to the sea’ chanting at a pro-Palestine gig. So much so that she’s been forced to deny accusations of anti-Semitism, claiming that it’s not in any way meant as a call for the destruction of Israel, but as a call for ‘peaceful co-existance’ in the region. Yeah right; peaceful co-existence between Israel and Hamas, Hezbollah and co. How fucking naive can you be if you believe that’s actually what this anthem’s about?
In closing, I reiterate what I said at the start. This ain’t about the conflict as such, about which cunters will have a range of opinions. It’s squarely about the persistent, aggressive use of this vacuous and very intimidating slogan in the supposed name of peace, justice and freedom. It’s my honest opinion that its usage stands for anything but, so to those so doing , I say stop assaulting my ears with your chant and stick it up your arse.
Nominated by: Ron Knee