Where do I fucking start with this one? Should I start with the Post Office scandal, where nearly 1000 people were wrongly convicted of crimes they didn’t commit (some of whom even took their lives?) Or how about the myriad of kids that keep dying from abuse in the home due to lawless, benefit scrounging parents and inept, underfunded child protection agencies?? Or maybe I should talk about Winterbourne View, or Tony Hickmott, or other such horrific cases of abuse against the disabled. Oh, and we can’t forget the NHS scandals of course – obviously the infected blood one is big news at the moment, but we also have the Shropshire maternity ward case, Mid Staffs, Lucy Letby, Morecambe Bay and a plethora of others I can’t bring to mind right now. And then there’s the billions wasted on dodgy PPE contracts and furlough fraud, obviously. And HS2. And the boat people. All whilst kids attend schools at risk of collapse due to cheap, faulty concrete and criminals run amok thanks to a lack of funding for police officers. Oh, and the constant sewage discharges have to be mentioned as well, that goes without saying – as does the blatant profiteering from water companies, energy companies, supermarkets, and various other grasping corporate cunts. And that’s before getting onto our overpriced, badly run, outdated, overcrowded railways.

I could talk about any one of these things in great detail. However, doing so would mean I would very quickly go over the 50 line limit. So let’s just say that ‘Great’ Britain is a complete and utter trainwreck right now, and leave it at that.

spectator

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

Full of folk who moan about the lack of local coffee shops n pubs and never bastard use them instead they pile in the JD hovel and order on the app.

Then there is Sir Tim(who decided to knight him) the Brexit moaner and mop headed cunt himself.

Awful decor, smelly customers with neck tattoos and screaming kids running everywhere. The only plus is Spoons won’t let them bring their XL Bully dogs in.

Carpets that you stick to with some awful flowery 1970s lsd design, then when you get to the bar as the apps died and the cloud ain’t working some chav “lady” with a bad tattoo an fat arse pushes in with a round for 8000 fellow cunts.

When you get served it’s but some spotty kid who tells you that the beer you want is off but they’ve got Ruddles on.

independent

Nominated by Paul Goddard, link by Mingejuice Bottler.

This year on the 6th of June is the 80th anniversary of the D-Day landings when the allied forces stormed the Normandy beaches and marked a major turning point of WW2. The Parachute Regiment had been expected to take part in commemorations with 450 men jumping from four planes, but it turns out that just one is available at the time of writing.

Despite being Defence Secretary, Grant Shapps went into full Lance Corporal Jones ‘Don’t panic!’ mode and promised to find the extra planes. So where are these planes? Well Ukraine and fucking Gaza of course. Cynically, Shapps has used this fuck up to try and justify more spending on defence.

There is an entire month devoted to the Pride cult and yet one day to remember the greatest generation before they are all gone is treated as an afterthought. You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance the Americans will be there with bells and whistles on and the French dusting off their best white flags.

To put this into some context on D-Day itself the UK and U.S used 1500 planes and landed 21,000 troops. If you replace planes with dinghies and troops with migrants, you will see where the priorities of politicians in Europe lie today. Our brave lads must wonder why they even fucking bothered.

bbcnews

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Hands up if you hate Gary Lineker, the smug, overpaid gobshite who, like death and taxes, seems to be a permanent and unwelcome feature of life. Mmm… that’s everyone then.

Like others of his ilk (ref. for example Ant and Dec, Carol Vorderman, Katie Price), Linekunt has found the way to make an atom-sized amount of talent go an extremely long way.

He’s now ventured into the field of modelling, and is fronting up the ‘Gary Lineker Men’s Clothing’ range for Next UK, no doubt for a very fat fee.

Hasn’t this money-grubbing twat got enough in the bank already? What a loathsome cunt he is. And Next UK is almost as bad, for having the very poor taste to thrust his ugly mug and slimy personna into the public eye again.

Fuck off Linekunt, and take your clothing collection with you. You’ve got all the appeal of a septic toe.

next.co.uk

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
America isn’t my country and I won’t be voting in their election but I find it fascinating, listening to all the propaganda and the divisive rhetoric, particularly since there’s only one presidential candidate who’s remotely interested in making any attempt to unite the American people. Why would anyone want to criticize Biden when it’s so much easier to criticize Trump? It’s an interesting question. All we ever hear about Biden on ISAC is that he’s old, he’s sleepy, he’s useless, he sniffs kids’ hair. And that’s it. It’s either a case of making something up or resorting to insults. He’s a politician after all, why can’t the ‘right-wingers’ do better than this?

The Republicans in congress also have difficulty in finding fault with Biden. Since the 2020 election they’ve been desperately looking for an excuse to impeach him. Why? Because Trump was impeached and they’d like to even the score. They have nothing better to do. They’ve had three committees working on it but they couldn’t find any dirt on him, so they investigated his son instead, hoping to imply guilt by association. Earlier this year, accompanied by a triumphant fanfare, they announced they finally had irrefutable proof of Biden Junior’s dodgy business dealings in Ukraine and Biden Senior’s share of the profits. Unfortunately it turned out it was their irrefutable proof that was dodgy. It was bogus information that had been fed to them by a Russian intelligence agent!

civilrightsmovement

Now when it comes to criticizing Trump we’re spoiled for choice. Where should we start? Sexual assault, fraud, lying, election interference, theft of secret documents, more lying, obstruction of justice, admiration for Putin……..the list goes on. Of course some will close their minds to all this and act like it doesn’t exist. The alternative is to face reality and for some, this reality is just too uncomfortable. Ultimately when all’s said and done, it isn’t even Donald Trump who will be fooling them. They’ll be fooling themselves.

Nominated by Allan.