Thought not.
Probably been fingering his ringpiece beforehand the dirty little fairy.
He’d probably like to shove a courgette flower stuffed with goats cheese and drizzled with honey up your council gritter given half the chance.
Fucking fuck monkey.
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
It’s enough!
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
A colonic enigma, peculiar to the british psyche whereby thinking that wearing a fucking idiotically stupid looking hat and getting twatted in the face by paparazzi is a cool thing to do. Fucking space cowboy. What a wanker.
In a paralell universe this cunt would have crashed one of his riddiculous sports cars and killed himself outright years ago, but no. God is a cruel bastard and we’ll probably have to put up with some kind of hideous ‘comeback’ tour.
More like ‘cuntback tour’ the fucking poodle’s prick!
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
Yep, she may have ‘mumsie’ appeal to fucking Tory central office but it doesn’t wash with me. Talking over silly cunts who phone in to her rancid show, having a fucking hugely annoying sense of self importance and a general “I’m better than you because I do everything right and anyone who dissagrees with me is wrong” type attitude get right up my japseye.
She’s just some fucking slack jawed hypocritical cunt who used to write for the Grauniad, and even then she was fucking shit.
What a cunt!
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
I suppose all that zoological stuff is right enough, if you like that sort of thing. What pisses me off is the fact that, because he has become a multi millionaire by milking the Beeb for nigh on fifty years he thinks I give a fuck what he thinks about politics and world affairs. ‘Cause I don’t. Not one, little, fucking bit.
Nominated by: Termujin