is a cunt.

Oh dear, I forsee trouble breaking out in the Campbell dynasty.

Old soak Alistair, probably already hitting the bottle harder than ever over Orange Man’s victory, has now seen his £300,000 ‘investment’ in his son’s gambling syndicate disappear down the swanee.

Son Rory, clearly a chip off the old cunt block, described his syndicate as ‘massively low risk’ and convinced his dad and others to ‘invest’ millions. One wonders how pissed the old man must have been to believe that gambling on the outcome of football matches amounts to a low risk investment.

Hopefully Rory will do the decent thing now and do himself in, then his old man can find out how it feels to lose a close family member to suicide.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Roy Keane is such a bellend.

The rent-a-grouch has now said the highlight of his entire career was his time as Eire’s assistant manager. Keane has described his five years as Republic of Ireland manager Martin O’Neill’s assistant as “the highlight of my career”.

You know, the Ireland who won fuck all.

Keane played in one of the greatest and most fondly remembered Manchester United teams ever. With greats like Cantona, Schmichel, Kanchelskis, Hughes, Ince, Giggs and Robson. Two league and cup doubles, and not forgetting Keane’s own heroics against Juventus in 1999.

Yet, his hatred for Alex Ferguson blinds everything. As he just won’t acknowledge Fergie’s greatness, fall out or not. Keane also once called Brian Clough the greatest manager he ever played for. And that was also just to purposely snub Fergie.

We all know Keane hates Sir Alex. He’s said it often enough (the moaning cunt). But, to let that eclipse genuine success and true greatness? It shows what a childish and grudgeful cunt he really is.

And, stand up to those gobshite wimmin pundits on Sky, you soft cunt.

Daily Mirror.

Oh yeah. Keane also played in the 1999 treble winning side. With Scholes, Stam, Sheringham, Solksjaer,Yorke and the rest.

But being Martin O’Neill’s sidekick was better than winning the treble.
Sod off.

Nominated by : Norman

is a cunt.

Once a treat, we all remember the “glass and a half” don’t we.
Well l and older cunters will, because Cadbury can’t make that claim anymore

Even the King can’t endorse the dog chocolate they purvey these days.

He’s withdrawn the Royal Warrant.

Good on you, but you’re still Jug Eared.

Cadbury, as we all know, has been bought out by the Grinch, otherwise known as the company that has turn Mis favourite Ritz crackers into bland pap.

I don’t know what the fucking hell it’s all about, unless it’s a plot to get us all used to a delicious dish of crickets?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I’m in a festive, goodwill to all men, mood this Christmas morning, so it’s time to cunt Big Issue sellers.

I sort of liked the idea of the Big Issue when it was conceived all those years ago – the idea of giving someone fallen on a shit situation a purpose and means of earning a living in order to give them independence and control over their lives and so that they could then move back into regular work and have the means to sustain their own accommodation. The right balance of charity and self-responsibility it seemed to me.

But what I’ve noticed is that these fuckers don’t seem to want to ever do anything more than stand there selling this dogshit rag, there’s no sign (amongst the ones I encounter at least) of them ever taking the next challenging steps of getting a proper job and moving themselves back into society.

I used to occasionally buy a copy / put a few quid in the hands of a foreign (muzzie) looking female seller who plies you with the Big Issue guilt down by the entrance of our local supermarket. I nipped in there yesterday, and, sure enough, there she was as usual with that guilt-tripping beatific smile, only it’s Christmas so you should be feeling especially bad for her and dig even deeper into your pocket. But I pretended to be on my phone as I went in and out of the supermarket. Why? Cos she’s been there for ten fucking years! And still all the over-monied locals of this neighbourhood buy her magazine and give her dosh in her hand, instead of saying to her listen love we’ve been happy to support you getting onto your own two feet this last decade, but maybe it’s time to start walking by yourself now?

I’m sure many of you will think I’m the cunt here, I’m willing to take the flak on this to see what others think.

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

if you are the sort of weirdo that thinks men can get pregnant, spend most of your day worrying about climate change, have blue hair and a ring through your nose this is the place for you!

This bunch of woke hypocrites and career race hustlers represent everything that is bad about the world today, they’ll cheer when a CEO of a Health care company gets shot in the back then riot when a black career criminal forces police officers to restrain him because he’s high on drugs, out on the steal, and resisting arrest.

I noticed an article on there where they try to justify the shooting of Ashli Babbit at the capital building on January the 6th, blown away while unarmed for trying to climb through a window someone else had broken. This officer just open fired with no warning to get back. Makes me so angry. She didn’t deserve that. The officer didn’t even get fired.

I’m hoping to see some pay back now Trump is returning to the White House. I’d like to bathe in liberal tears.

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Nominated by Al.