Mr. Corey Harris

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Is he as dumb as he looks??

This article cracked me up, a Court Judge in Michigan , USA, land of the brave and home of the seriously stupid, looks on in utter disbelief as a Mr. Corey Harrison joins the court via remote hearing whilst driving on a suspended license. The miscreant Harrisons own counsel , who looks like she wants to laugh out loud, then has the front to ask the judge for an adjournment for a month. The judge looks like he wants to laugh out loud….. before telling Einstein Harrison to turn himself in by 6.00 p.m. No bail, just jail. This is no doubt one of the funniest 2 or 3 minutes of video that I’ve seen in ages. Thanks judge for making me smile

bbcnews

Nominated by Paul.

Well worth a watch the link C.A.

Dead Pool [326]

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Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 325 by picking Simon Cowell MBE ( Not that one!). Cowell was a conservationist and TV Presenter who set up Wildlife Aid and starred in the Documentary Wildlife SOS. He founded Wildlife Aid in the early 1980`s and devoted himself full time to the organisation in 1994 after suffering a nervous breakdown whilst working as a commodities trader.Cowell was 72 and had been suffering from lung cancer for the last 2 years until his death yesterday.He is survived by his 2 daughters and his partner.

On to Dead Pool 326

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

Rishi Sunak (19)

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‘Suntan kid’ (Also now known as the drip. C.A.) is a clutching at straws , hypocritical double dealing u turning clueless, cant even think of an umbrella in a deluge let alone run a country cunt of the highest order.

A few weeks back and , if I remember correctly, a high ranking army geezer suggested it would be a good idea for the said army geezers army to conscript new soldiers, cue the Suntan kid , I’m definitely sure. I read his response to the conscription remarks as no way Jose, not on my shift , no conscription happening here. A few weeks later and big nose has called a general election, all of a sudden national service is on the cards. I fucking hate politics and politicians, they always rely on Joe Publics incredibly fuckin short memories to get away with half the stunts they pull. Don’t forget Covid lockdowns for the masses (and not the chosen few) amongst other things like completely shattered promises on immigration and ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. Fuck you Sunak , fuck you too Starmer, where is an Enoch Powell when you need one

Guardian

Nominated by Paul.

MR. SAFI’S COMPLAINT

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This stale shitheal lives with his wife and 11 children in a flat in East London. Mr Safi’s wife is about to drop baby No 12. He complains Newham council can’t help him with a “better” home, as he only has one shithouse and one shower (which I doubt is overused).

May I suggest the little asshole undergoes a vasectomy – we could start a Go Fund Me page for him?

express

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Dead Pool [325]

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Congratulations to Captain Quimson who has scored a slam dunk and won Dead Pool 324 by picking the TV Doctor , Presenter and broadcaster Dr Michael Mosely who has been found dead after going missing in Greece.Mosely was 67 and best known for oproomoting the ketogenic diet.His body was found earlier today.He is survived by his wife and children.

On to Dead Pool 325

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.