Dead Pool [19]

BB-King

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Lez who correctly predicted that blues guitar legend, BB King, would be the next dead dude! Here’s a comment from ChasC :

“BB King was a blues legend. Born of the big band era, I was never a great fan of his music but his playing style managed to capture emotion with just the right economy of notes. He never felt the need to show off or fill gaps with unnecessary playing. He inspired Clapton and through him me. The many that have tried to follow him just make you realise how good he really was!”

Well done, Lez. Another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 19.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Iggy Azalea

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First of all I’m not really into ‘urban’ culture and music but since its a fairly big portion of the shite played on radio stations today I’d say this cunt deserves it. If it wasn’t already enough that cunts like Iggy Azalea are taught that it doesn’t matter if you have actual talent or not, as long your arse is half out and make drug references you might be on to a winner.

Bad enough the “idols” you’re kids might look up to can have fake tits and a fake plastic arse, they can now look up to this cunt that completely fakes her identity. Australian born girl that sounds like she’s from the slums of Los Angeles. What a cunt.

Nominated by: Full Blown Cunt

Brian Cox [2]

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Smug Brian Cox has got to be one of the most irritating presenters on television.

Professor ? That’s a joke. He’s embarrassing to watch and should be teaching introduction to science in a primary school. He never ever gets beneath the surface of any subject, reciting the most obvious of observations and then grinning at the camera as though he knows he’s just astounded you with his wisdom.

Self-congratulatory idiot.

Those who would like to be educated about science and entertained at the same time should watch Michio Kaku. Now there’s someone who really knows what he’s talking about.

Nominated by: Allan

Natalie Portman

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That silly slag, Natalie Portman… another veggie fascist…

Portman said that eating a hamburger was as bad as rape….

Nah… What’s bad is being an overrated Hollywood luvvie who believes because they are famous that they are some kind of great oracle… And helping to ruin the Star Wars legacy is pretty bad too…

Oh, and while she needs some more brains and acting talent, she should grow a pair of tits while she’s at it…

Nominated by: Norman

Time Magazine

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Time Magazine are cunts… Has anyone seen their ‘Most Inlfuential People Of 2015′ article?

Kanye West? For being a egomaniacal, spoilt, slut screwing talentless cunt?
Emma Watson? For being (yet another) celebrity do-gooding gobshite (it certainly ain’t for her acting)?
And Reese Witherspoon: for (seriously, these are Time’s very words!) mastering Hollywood….

What a load of wank…

Nominated by: Norman